💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 359 47.5%
  • Total voters
    756
The Wichita Lion said:
Can't wait for Cheebs to find out that he gave people food poisoning by cooking takoyaki in a hotel room.
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This was my first thought too. I'm assuming he dragged all the shit from his takoyaki stand to this hotel, but if there was no fridge in the room then those ingredients must have been pretty potent (not to mention all the bacteria mixed in from Adam's filth-encrusted hands).

Then again, we're once again making the mistake of taking Adam at his word. Odds are he sat alone in the room and cried while half-heartedly masturbating.
twodogsinacoat said:
I am glad he’s proud about going places where he isn’t wanted. What an empath.
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Yet another trait he shares with troons. Maybe...just maybe...
 
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"TAKOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

It's so funny, Adams personality is more and more reduced to a Japanese convenience food item.
 
Psyduck said:
Self hating westerners are always shocked when they learn the east loves fried fast foods as much as your average American.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qOT2VgvR9c
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When the first Krispy Kreme opened up in Shinjuku there was a 2 hour line up to get in.

Months later it was STILL a huge lineup. The Japanese really love queueing up when something new comes along.

As for KFC it's been in Japan since at least the 70's. It's such an institution that some people eat it for Christmas Eve. It's that big a deal. So much so that they have an ad campaign that goes. "it's not Christmas without Kentucky".
 
Falcon Sebben said:
When the first Krispy Kreme opened up in Shinjuku there was a 2 hour line up to get in.

Months later it was STILL a huge lineup. The Japanese really love queueing up when something new comes along.

As for KFC it's been in Japan since at least the 70's. It's such an institution that some people eat it for Christmas Eve. It's that big a deal. So much so that they have an ad campaign that goes. "it's not Christmas without Kentucky".
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Fucking nips fucked it; “It ain’t Christmas without the Colonel” was right there!
 
Falcon Sebben said:
As for KFC it's been in Japan since at least the 70's. It's such an institution that some people eat it for Christmas Eve. It's that big a deal. So much so that they have an ad campaign that goes. "it's not Christmas without Kentucky".
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It’s amazing how much food quality improves by simply hiring with disciprine. I’ve done Christmas in Japan a few times and have always loved the tempura fried chicken. You still want to go to a Lawson’s or 7-11 (yes) for your fried chicken fix in Japan.

I hope next time Chibi goes to Japan, he tries to make some of his octopus balls for his friends. I would love to see their reaction. The Japanese are pretty anal about their food prep and handling, and Chibi clearly isn’t the bastion of cleanliness. They’d be repulsed just by looking at the dude making the food.
 
Looney Troons said:
It’s amazing how much food quality improves by simply hiring with disciprine. I’ve done Christmas in Japan a few times and have always loved the tempura fried chicken. You still want to go to a Lawson’s or 7-11 (yes) for your fried chicken fix in Japan.

I hope next time Chibi goes to Japan, he tries to make some of his octopus balls for his friends. I would love to see their reaction. The Japanese are pretty anal about their food prep and handling, and Chibi clearly isn’t the bastion of cleanliness. They’d be repulsed just by looking at the dude making the food.
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He's gonna get wig hair in the pan midway through and not realize it because he's too busy singing along to Japanese Sonic the Hedgehog tracks while cooking.
 
Instead of bonito flakes do you think he just peels off his cosplay makeup and sprinkles it on top? Nice and fresh, just like glorious Nippon.
 
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Yes, I am convinced you will put in a lot of work and renovate/fix up your house in an effort to sell it; now that you proudly announced it on Facebook.

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アデムさん、頑張ってね！
 
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hfuenms83 said:
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Yes, I am convinced you will put in a lot of work and renovate/fix up your house in an effort to sell it; now that you proudly announced it on Facebook.
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Oh fuck yes. I can't wait for the Money Pit arc where Chibi tries using YouTube tutorials to perform basic DIY on his place and ends up completely fucking destroying it.

I wonder if the guy who quoted him $5-6k was including all the hardware he'll presumably need to buy for the job. I doubt Chibi even owns a hammer (at least not until he decides to cosplay as Oldboy).
 
I think at cheeb speed he'll have one IKEA bookshelf added in after a few months and we'll hear about how he's "so excited to get this renovation set up" over the next year
 
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