💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Looney Troons]

I tried takoyaki recently and it's good, but I'm not sure why it's become Adam's latest autistic obsession.

It’s really easy to make and it’s hella authentic Japanese food!

 

[Doom House V]

Somewhere in Japan there's an autistic bizarro Chibi who is really proud of his ability to make authentic American funnel cake.

 

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Somewhere in Japan there's an autistic bizarro Chibi who is really proud of his ability to make authentic American funnel cake.

His name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

 

[Vibralldo]

It’s really easy to make and it’s hella authentic Japanese food!

And it's in a ton of animes and video games so he can pretend he's living in one instead of the hell he's created for himself

 

[hfuenms83]

He is probably even taking a shortcut with his takoyaki and just throws frozen ones into the takoyaki maker. I just can’t see him making the mixture with raw fish himself in a hotel room (or at a park in the scorching sun).

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Somewhere in Japan there's an autistic bizarro Chibi who is really proud of his ability to make authentic American funnel cake.

Aww man, there's just a guy out there posting Americoid food and soypogging at it like a Ghibli shot of a hotpot or some shit.

みなさん、こんにちは！
クラスティーバーガーを味わってみたいなあー。マジでこのような本格的なアメリカ料理美味しそうなんだもん！

 

[twodogsinacoat]

I am glad he’s proud about going places where he isn’t wanted. What an empath.

 

[Whaler]

I love seeing Cheebs claim he's safe to be around now while also admitting that he to do everything possible to fight the urge to be a sexpest/stalk/harass people. He really thinks a year from now he won't have sent unsolicited nudes of himself to somebody again.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He is probably even taking a shortcut with his takoyaki and just throws frozen ones into the takoyaki maker. I just can’t see him making the mixture with raw fish himself in a hotel room (or at a park in the scorching sun).

It's not just that but to get all the ingredients like the batter, the sauce, the mayo and toppings and stuff? Who the fuck would bring all that not to mention the damn molds to a hotel?

Aww man, there's just a guy out there posting Americoid food and soypogging at it like a Ghibli shot of a hotpot or some shit.

みなさん、こんにちは！
クラスティーバーガーを味わってみたいなあー。マジでこのような本格的なアメリカ料理美味しそうなんだもん！
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Don't laugh. People in Tokyo were going crazy when Carl Jr's opened up in Akiba.

 

[TenMilesWide]

It's always fucking takoyaki with this retard.

I swear he could be in prison and he'd be talking about how he managed to make takoyaki there.

"20 years in the can. I wanted takoyaki, I compromised. I ate crab cakes off the radiator instead."

 

[TV's Adam West]

"20 years in the can, I wanted takoyaki. I compromised, I ate crab cakes off the radiator instead"

"20 years I wanted to a cosplay ethot GF. I compromised. I groomed children. "

 

[Gulls on Film]

Post con asspat bait post is here
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'I kept to myself and didn't stalk or harass anyone'
What a thing to write about yourself publicly and look for praise and congratulations on.

Strong statement for the unwelcomed sex pest to pull victims points saying he was harassed by the people he supposedly wanted to feel safe and wanted to make amends with.

Also, 34 uses of referring to himself in this post. He referred to himself more than there are lines of text in his blurb.

And...TAKOYAKI GUYS...CUZ...
CUZ JAPAN! Did you know he loves Japan??

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Edit:
Bonus comment on his post, made me lol
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We've I've manged to avoid drowning sexually harassing a woman.

...good job...

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

Chibi has a human version of a dogs face begging for food, except he's begging for sex.

 

[Shipping Steel]

It's because it's Japanese and he's been to Japan.

Did you know he went to Japan? Not just once, not just twice but FOUR times now and he's planning on moving there. And once there he'll become the King of Takoyaki and cosplay.

That's Glorious Nippon, to you pal!

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Post con asspat bait post is here
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'I kept to myself and didn't stalk or harass anyone'
What a thing to write about yourself publicly and look for praise and congratulations on.

Strong statement for the unwelcomed sex pest to pull victims points saying he was harassed by the people he supposedly wanted to feel safe and wanted to make amends with.

Also, 34 uses of referring to himself in this post. He referred to himself more than there are lines of text in his blurb.

And...TAKOYAKI GUYS...CUZ...
CUZ JAPAN! Did you know he loves Japan??

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Edit:
Bonus comment on his post, made me lol
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Why did he even go to Colossalcon? There are hundreds of conventions to choose from and he decided to go to the one place that he made a name for himself over. Of course, it was going to be awkward

 

[Vibralldo]

Why did he even go to Colossalcon? There are hundreds of conventions to choose from and he decided to go to the one place that he made a name for himself over. Of course, it was going to be awkward

I think he is sexually aroused by being humiliated

 

[Zane Flynt]

Don't laugh. People in Tokyo were going crazy when Carl Jr's opened up in Akiba.

Can you blame them though? They have the best fast food breakfast to date and some pretty baller onion rings. I'd take those over Chibi's latest octopus balls obsession any day of the week.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Can't wait for Cheebs to find out that he gave people food poisoning by cooking takoyaki in a hotel room.

This was my first thought too. I'm assuming he dragged all the shit from his takoyaki stand to this hotel, but if there was no fridge in the room then those ingredients must have been pretty potent (not to mention all the bacteria mixed in from Adam's filth-encrusted hands).

Then again, we're once again making the mistake of taking Adam at his word. Odds are he sat alone in the room and cried while half-heartedly masturbating.

I am glad he’s proud about going places where he isn’t wanted. What an empath.

Yet another trait he shares with troons. Maybe...just maybe...

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Can you blame them though? They have the best fast food breakfast to date and some pretty baller onion rings. I'd take those over Chibi's latest octopus balls obsession any day of the week.

Honestly, as a silly brit, I'd be overjoyed if Carls Jr got opened in England

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I think he is sexually aroused by being humiliated

He likes forcing his will on other people and winning the battle to get what he wants.