💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%
  • Total voters
    703
Salubrious said:
So, from my understanding, if Nick pleads guilty (or no contest or whatever legal terms) then the bodycam footage becomes public.

Does that give April any incentive to take Null's offer of $6K to sell it today before he gets it for free? Is that offer even still on the table?
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I think you've got it backwards. A guilty plea means there's no reason for it to come out. Null would have to convince the court that there's an overriding public interest in its release.

If it goes to trial, then it gets added to the public record as evidence and there's a much better chance we see it.
 
anionfarflung said:
By the way, Nick was a real asshole to that D&D streaming group.
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Harm said:
Only saw one session of them, but he was an insufferable faggot the whole time. He kept interrupting everyone to criticize everything everyone was saying and overall holding up everything so he can boast about how he'd be doing so much better if he was controlling everything. Sound familiar?
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Of course he acted that way. You see, other people had the potential of getting attention! Li'l Nicky couldn't have THAT, could he? And a group venture being a success without HIM as the cornerstone??? Why, that's CRAZY talk!!!

Just more evidence that if Nick ever did take up a hobby, it'd have to be a solo hobby far, FAR away from any other living, breathing human being... (Also preferably as far away from any other type of living creature, lest they get added to his kill count...)
 
In the history of the Kiwi Farms, has there ever been anyone else who was widely liked at one point, who then over time, either simply lost their mind and/or revealed themselves to be a complete fuckwit like Rekieta has managed to do?

I still can not get over how this fucking idiot said that it was a goal of his to "destigmatise the bedroom".

This is greater stupidity than anything I have seen from Ethan Ralph.
 
Nick's not gonna tap out on Tuesday.
Our man underqover is taking it to the end and I, for one, am proud of him for being strong and asserting his innocence in the fix up job that the State has done to him. They definitely wanted to plant drugs, feed his child Scarface yayo whilst she was at home school in her French Fries, and they broke in during the night to make a mess of the house and steal all of the food. I won't hear a word against it.

Don't worry Nick. @Fapcop will look after the ladies of the Qover for you whilst you are on the stand. Do us proud son. We will dine well on your feast of innocence and justice ⚖️

(Don't disappoint me Nick and plea out. You can do it buddy).

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Grotesque Bushes said:
The are no loss conditions here, whatever happens will be great
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“We’re live from Willmar, Minnesota where a 44 year old disbarred lawyer showed up Tuesday morning with explosives strapped to his chest and took the courthouse hostage.”

“Thanks Terry! Yes, eyewitnesses report that the man, who was due in court for a drug possession charge, showed up wired for explosion, holding a purple plastic device in his hands yelling ‘Who still thinks Balldos are funny?!’ His main demands as far as we know, are getting a microphone and a YouTube stream made available to him. The suspect is according to local detective Pomploun ‘very familiar’ to the authorities.
 
SargonF00t said:
In the history of the Kiwi Farms, has there ever been anyone else who was widely liked at one point, who then over time, either simply lost their mind and/or revealed themselves to be a complete fuckwit like Rekieta has managed to do?

I still can not get over how this fucking idiot said that it was a goal of his to "destigmatise the bedroom".

This is greater stupidity than anything I have seen from Ethan Ralph.
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Sargon, Milo, Dick Masterson, and Ralph are probably the only ones who come close to Nick. I think the only person who would truly match Nick would be Jim if he ever had a massive decline, but he decided to just get cancer instead.

So of the remaining four, I think Milo since he was, like Nick, extremely close to being a mainstream personality before nuking his career into being a nobody
 
LiquidKid said:
Sargon, Milo, Dick Masterson, and Ralph are probably the only ones who come close to Nick. I think the only person who would truly match Nick would be Jim if he ever had a massive decline, but he decided to just get cancer instead.

So of the remaining four, I think Milo since he was, like Nick, extremely close to being a mainstream personality before nuking his career into being a nobody
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How long was Milo on top for? I got the impression that he flamed out in a relatively short period of time and it happened more due to his inherent mental instability, rather than deciding to go in a different direction that doomed him.
 
Magnificent Penis said:
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn retards.
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Look, Aaron is a creepy sex pest piece of shit. That was doin drugs and orgies with his wife till it got a lil too weird for him or they tried to cut him out.
And he definitely contributed to his current situation as well as April's actions.

But, if your estranged ex crackhead bitch's family calls up about the ex who left you to be balldo's side piece calls up. Probably because they want to try and repair things with April or get you involved with it further.
Are you really gonna care?
She's an adult, she's no longer married to you, probably trying to fuck you over in court with the divorce.
She participated with crackets just a few days ago sneaking into your google account trying to spy on you and incriminate things and make things WORSE against you.
I'd wash my hands and never want to see her or anyone related to her again.
 
LiquidKid said:
Sargon, Milo, Dick Masterson, and Ralph are probably the only ones who come close to Nick. I think the only person who would truly match Nick would be Jim if he ever had a massive decline, but he decided to just get cancer instead.

So of the remaining four, I think Milo since he was, like Nick, extremely close to being a mainstream personality before nuking his career into being a nobody
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Milo is also a faggot who gets fucked by niggers. They're basically twins.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Look, Aaron is a creepy sex pest piece of shit. That was doin drugs and orgies with his wife till it got a lil too weird for him or they tried to cut him out.
And he definitely contributed to his current situation as well as April's actions.

But, if your estranged ex crackhead bitch's family calls up about the ex who left you to be balldo's side piece calls up. Probably because they want to try and repair things with April or get you involved with it further.
Are you really gonna care?
She's an adult, she's no longer married to you, probably trying to fuck you over in court with the divorce.
She participated with crackets just a few days ago sneaking into your google account trying to spy on you and incriminate things and make things WORSE against you.
I'd wash my hands and never want to see her or anyone related to her again.
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Yeah, Aaron was a retard, but at the very least he was man enough to step up and shoulder his share of the blame, and state that he was fucking up the lives of his kids. He is at least able to look beyond himself enough to place the welfare of his children ahead of his own desires now that he's been appropriately clowned on. Nick will throw away the futures of everybody around him just to prove a point to nobody.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
I'd wash my hands and never want to see her or anyone related to her again.
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Nah, I can't blame her family for getting ahold of him, and I can't blame him that he's feeling bad for them. It indicates that they're worried about her for a number of reasons. She's clearly not talking to them. That's likely because they disapprove of her living with Nick, or could also be because she's still on drugs (possibly both).

She may also be in limbo and doesn't want to say much to her parents until she knows for sure that she will either need a soft place to land if Nick gives her the boot/the house sells, or that she's officially with Nick. Just being in that in-between state is pretty embarrassing and shameful for her. Opting to be with Nick is embarrassing enough if that's what transpires, but I have a feeling she'd prefer that to be a one-and-done convo with her family if/when it happens. And she's not there yet. Maybe she won't ever be, as much as she so desperately wants to replace Kayla. So as is, there's not a good answer she can give right now to the question, "how's it going right now?"

I have to think Aaron knows this. Which is also why he has no good answer regarding how she's doing either. He's smart to stay out of it and let April continue wrecking her life.
 
The only good idea had since he (Aaron) met April was bailing on her dumb ass and getting a quick divorce before the revenge arc happened.

Imagine what Nick and April would have cooked up to ruin his life if she had turned it into a contested nasty divorce, demanding a share of Steal Toe Media Inc. because she co-hosted the show and just dragging the process out as best as she can with Nick telling her what to do.

Aaron was just as much a willing participant in this drug fueled sex orgies, but it says a lot about Nick, April and Kayla that Aaron is the only one with enough decency to realize he is going down a very bad path that would ruin not just his life, but the lives of his children as well. The only reason Aaron's kids and family were targeted at all is because of Nick and Melton the ethical-CP-enjoyer deliberately dragging them into it for no reason at all.
Imagine how fucked up other people have to be for Aaron to be the morally superior and decent guy.

Aaron, the guy who makes the MS cripple who will likely pull the trigger while kissing a shotgun barrel soon cry live on air.
 
She's baaaack. I have no idea what she's trying to say. She's a wild animal who "screams in the dark" and loves books. Or something.

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Putting my chip in that he pleas out. Nick is just too much of a NERD to fight his case against the obvious and elaborate conspiracy laid out against him by the spiteful normies of Kandiyohi county.
 
Perhaps Ape is chimping in code?

For Tuesday, I'll opt for the long shot - I predict the faggot throws a temper tantrum and decides to take it to trial.

And because I'm not naming names, I can pull a non-practicing lawyer move and claim I was never talking about Crackets when/if I'm wrong.
 
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