💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Obnoxious Asshole said:
Unfortunately for April that honor has belonged to Jewel Rancid for the last several years. Bitch will cut a ho who thinks about taking Jewel's place on the corner.
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I have to agree with you there. April's the kind of crazy from which you can escape with your life largely intact, and she's a funny story a decade later. Jewel might cut your dick off if she feels like it.
 
Magnificent Penis said:
"I think it's tragic that April's family is hurting so bad, look what a caring soul I am everyone!"
"HOPEFULLY IT WASN'T DURING THE GAME LULZ"
"IT WAS WHEN MY TEAM WAS DOING BAD SO I THOUGHT I MAY AS WELL TAKE THE CALL LULZ"
What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn retards. Why is it so important to all of them to look cool and uncaring to randoms on twitter.
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It sucks that most of the parties involved have kids
 
For Joker tattoo ideas Kayla can get "damaged goods" and April can get this version of the Joker that suspiciously looks like Nick....big nose and all.

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keke said:
Nah PPP basically confirmed it as true now, check the community happenings thread
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All he confirmed was a Vegas trip happened in 2023, not a relapse from Andy or a the meth head gf or the suicide thing
 
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anionfarflung said:
By the way, Nick was a real asshole to that D&D streaming group.
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Only saw one session of them, but he was an insufferable faggot the whole time. He kept interrupting everyone to criticize everything everyone was saying and overall holding up everything so he can boast about how he'd be doing so much better if he was controlling everything. Sound familiar?
 
Glad I caught up to this thread right in time for Nick's next DENIED fest this week. What a trip. Interviews and donations to pedophiles, relapse into alcoholism, white trash teen girl nonsense, imminent murder-suicide arc, cult leader theology, goddamn Nick, you really returned in form after a quiet few weeks.

And to comment on the most recent loser post, Nick, you're not fucking King David. You aren't Tiger Woods, you aren't Jon Jones, you aren't Donald Trump, and you aren't Jesus. You're a cucked weakling who flushed your entire career, life, and family down the toilet alongside a million dollars in the span of 18 months all so you could live like a white trash drug addict. Enjoy prison, nerd.
Soew said:
TL;DR: I don't think Nick is going to get a sweetheart deal because the prosecution was already lenient with It's charging.
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They were incredibly lenient. He could've been charged for dosing his kid with the cocaine (step up in felony level from child endangerment), could've been charged for possession with intent to distribute (drug dealer shit), DUI, PPP loan fraud. Hell, if the rape kit thing is true, he could've been charged with child molestation (although he would've skated on that one since it's so severe they would never give him the benefit of a doubt there). And who knows what's on his devices. Death threats to Aaron? Child porn (acquired from Vito or Juju or Melton maybe)? God even knows. All we can say is that Kandiyohi County loves their local cokehead. They're perhaps the nicest people on Earth when handling him, next to maybe Sean the Sandwich Snacking Lawyer.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Oh they're going to have some slam dunk hits against him.
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There's still the lingering question of whether or not Nick's going to be hit with additional charges for accessing Aaron's Google account/email/whatever without authorization.
Fiddler Fatrick sure made it sound like he was party to a conspiracy to commit witness intimidation.
 
So, from my understanding, if Nick pleads guilty (or no contest or whatever legal terms) then the bodycam footage becomes public.

Does that give April any incentive to take Null's offer of $6K to sell it today before he gets it for free? Is that offer even still on the table?
 
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