💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
he is in for such a harsh reality check as those children grow up. (then again, being charged with child neglect and cocaine possession he's still in denial, so?)

imagine you have to not only be neglected and forgotten as your folks are on drugs and drinking and just absorbed in star trek bedrotting or ruining their social media career, fucking another couple, but seeing your father behave the way he does online, and become national news and all over social media. and then continue to be a mess, deny and defend himself, and tweet disgusting shit with his mistress.

they love him now. of course they do.

it's as they reach 14-18, and into their twenties, that they will become more aware and less dependent and no longer see mom and dad as their everything, that they will develop their own feelings and judgments on their upbringing and parents. they will reflect. they will see it on social media, which is salt in the wound, how humiliating.

poor kids. not even one parent stayed functional for them. at least kayla didn't put it all over the internet, sloppy drunk.
 
>Comparing yourself to glorious King David when you are a cocaine balldo degenerate freak
The depths of hell are too kind for your kind.
He let all of Guntwinson's ironic KANG talk go to his head. I wonder which biblical or mythological KANG fellow sekturrrr washout ser Ethan Ralph compares himself to in his xanny-fueled dreams.
 
The racoons he killed
Don’t worry I got you Rekieta

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Maybe now you can actually feed your kids! Would also make a great locals stream too!
 
"I'm working it all out, once and for all kids. I just need time. I got some ideas hatching, and we're free to plan our own future once more." 🥃:really:

Is this before or after the 5k g(r)ift jeos delivered?

Just wanting to know where in the list of priorities of unfulfilled promises this stands.

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived *sigh*

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These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

I am interested in attaching this to a Twitter bot for a Daily Balldo quote. I am also interested in possibly helping. I code recreationally, so shoot a DM if interested.

He knows what "pretentious" and "condescending" mean, but not "venerated" or "myriad"?

...okay.


Actually, I'll partially stick up for Coomy on this one.

The semicolon is pretty gay. I hate the damn thing.

Semicolon are useful; you can use them in a lot of useful ways. The opening line of A Tale of Two Cities has one.

Nick, we were talking about David and his sins weeks ago in your very thread you coked up retard. I know you look at this thread.

I love the delayed seethe and confirmation he reads what we say. It is immensely satisfying to know we hold so much influence over him.

>2012

Damn, the raccoon slaughter was staring us in the face the whole time. RIP cute little dumpster bandits. Think Nick'll crack and give us some entertainment before Tuesday?

If his hearing does not go well, I predict at least a Twitter serious. A stream for 'thankfullness' would be kino.

Does this man know what happened to the Davidic line? OR DAVID HIMSELF?

This is like saying your comedic hero is Bill Cosby.

King David also did not suffer the affliction of having to.wear a Balldo because his cock doesn't work.
Clearly Nick bears a cross heavier than any, and through the crushing of his nuts into a plastic box he will be forgiven.
Or something like that.

David did suffer some kind of nerve dysfunction or circulatory issue where he had constant chills before he died. Nick could apsire to that.
 
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God these are amazing. Are we sure you don't just have Nick tied up in a room being drip fed liquid cocaine and typing these out?

The criminal penis one is insane
 
What Rekieta did--the drowning and hammering bit--is puzzling since we know he owned firearms. I don't understand why he didn't just shoot them, which is far more humane.
I was quite hesitant to say this as things just got worse and worse, but I think nick is some kind of sociopath. I think he gets some sick enjoyment out of inflicting suffering and that's why he didn't just shoot them. Way back he seemed like a stand up guy, but the real him seems like the kind of person you'd find watching baby monkey abuse videos. The way he deals with people really irks me, I get the impression people are a means to an end for him.

The way he lashes out also concerns me, he acts quite calculated but aggressive. This is best seen in his anger towards Elissa, he clearly aimed to sexually humiliate her by starting a rumor that she was sending nudes to people on Discord. But he was tactical about it, he didn't directly say Elissa did it, he made a statement about Elissa and then started a whole new sentence with "Oh and hey you bitch!...". The intention quite obviously being, so he could later say "Uhm sweetie, I never said you did that, I said a bitch did that. I didn't specifically say you. Do you send nudes on discord too?"

I feel he's the kind of person who'd be inclined to be a violent career criminal if he was raised by parents as bad as himself. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and used to think he was a good guy who made a mistake, but it's becoming clearer and clearer that Nick is just a bad person.
 
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In case you think Nick has learned anything.
Even if Nick wasn't a lying liar who lies, aren't 3 of his kids still in single digits? Yeah, let's check back when they're a bit older and they've had a few years of Internet access and seen the 'Anime sucks cope and sneed [x12]' clip a few dozen times...see how proud they are of good old dad then.

(Only kidding, Nick will have drank himself to death long before that happens.)
 
King David also did not suffer the affliction of having to.wear a Balldo because his cock doesn't work.

I think the real message Rekieta is attempting to get across here is that he plans to use the Balldo as a sling, to fire the product of his testicles into the evil Philistine, Null, thereby bringing him down thus freeing the locals from the oppressive control the Kiwifarm people have established over their ability to coom.
 
Criminal = Tuesday (26th)
Monty = Wednesday (27th)

Criminal will be a plea/settlement hearing. Monty is a scheduling conference.
Doesn’t Kayla have something tomorrow, Monday the 25th, too? Iirc, a brief is due from her lawyer, Kluver, as at the Omnibus they asked for that & it was granted. Then the state has until Dec 9th to respond. So that’s something on the 25th, 26th, & 27th making a very busy week in the Rackets house.
 
The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived *sigh*

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These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!
Here's the one I got:
"Homie, I just go in and pee while a liar watches. It's really not hard to be gay."
I'm not even sure that one was generated. That's just him.
 
I think the real message Rekieta is attempting to get across here is that he plans to use the Balldo as a sling, to fire the product of his testicles into the evil Philistine, Null, thereby bringing him down thus freeing the locals from the oppressive control the Kiwifarm people have established over their ability to coom.
Only through Nick's Balls will you be delivered from Null
 
I think the real message Rekieta is attempting to get across here is that he plans to use the Balldo as a sling, to fire the product of his testicles into the evil Philistine, Null, thereby bringing him down thus freeing the locals from the oppressive control the Kiwifarm people have established over their ability to coom.
I suddenly just imagined an 8 foot tall giant with a slubbermutt head, and laughed.

Doesn’t Kayla have something tomorrow, Monday the 25th, too? Iirc, a brief is due from her lawyer, Kluver, as at the Omnibus they asked for that & it was granted. Then the state has until Dec 9th to respond. So that’s something on the 25th, 26th, & 27th making a very busy week in the Rackets house.
Correct. There won't be an actual court hearing for that though. Not yet anyways. You should expect a written document to pop up in her case tomorrow though.

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Nick is much further along in the process than either Kayla or April.
 
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