💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Kosher Dill]

I'll be very disappointed if Nick's King David era doesn't result in him writing at least one Psalm of King Balldo.

 

[dustnight]

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In case you think Nick has learned anything.

"I'm working it all out, once and for all kids. I just need time. I got some ideas hatching, and we're free to plan our own future once more."

 

[thebigdream]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

 

[Captain Manning]

• Dear Diary entries "seem super pretentious and condescending"
• Cody googled 'venerated' and 'myriad' to get the meaning

He knows what "pretentious" and "condescending" mean, but not "venerated" or "myriad"?

...okay.

"Too many colons and semicolons n' stuff."

Actually, I'll partially stick up for Coomy on this one.

The semicolon is pretty gay. I hate the damn thing.

 

[DickMain]

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This seems to be his new cope.

Nick, we were talking about David and his sins weeks ago in your very thread you coked up retard. I know you look at this thread.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

>2012

Damn, the raccoon slaughter was staring us in the face the whole time. RIP cute little dumpster bandits. Think Nick'll crack and give us some entertainment before Tuesday?

 

[Hellion]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete.

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Just remember. YouTube hated you until you were prudish. You weren't prudish. You were fat. You're still fat, YouTube just thinks you're prudish, now. No one else does. You're fat.

Incredible. Like someone else said, all we need now is a xitter bot that posts these and we will have come full circle.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

100% badass. It's like Nick's posting in the thread!

Not-Nick posted:

I spent basically an entire livestream saying we really only ask the Christians to not lie. This drug user says I'm trying to convince people that is a "very high standard." This is typical. People place me into their funny fantasies and pretend I make claims that I dont.

 

[Accidental Protege]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

Amazing work

Imagine talking about calling the prostitute on someone because of their balldo. Good God, the infidelity became so fucking prudish because of people like you.

 

[not william stenchever]

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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This seems to be his new cope.

Does this man know what happened to the Davidic line? OR DAVID HIMSELF?

 

[Captain Manning]

Does this man know what happened to the Davidic line? OR DAVID HIMSELF?

This man once compared himself to Jesus...

He talks nonsense regularly, in the hopes that stupid people will continue to see him as wise and virtuous.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

In that spirit, I've been sitting on a question. It might be as silly as Baptists and David.
Have any of the drug experts done a pupil analysis?


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Same room, same lighting, right? Mugshot, so a few hours after the arrest. Google says MDMA, meth, stimulants, and coke can last that long. Anyway, Nick seems higher. (I couldn't see April's eyes well enough to tell anything.)

Not a drug expert but I've dealt with people on opiates and amphetamines.

Neither of those photos seem to exhibit effects of drugs. Opiates will cause pupils to narrow to points. Amphetamines blow pupils out. I wouldn't say either of those photos indicate drug use. They look like the range of normal dilation.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

This thing rocks

 

[Vibralldo]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

What I got:

It doesn't matter. Detective Pomplun has been reporting everything I say to every mother he can think of and his lawyer trying for anything. Funny Sean has been trying to advise him, even Elissa is chipping in. I've never tried to stop him from lawsplaining

 

[The Internet Dick]

I can see wanting to get rid of a pest, but I could never kill a skunk or a raccoon in a "nice" way, much less drowning or hammering them.

I grew up in a rural area. We shot crop- or livestock-damaging varmints on a fairly regular basis-- groundhogs and crows mainly, but also wild dogs and coyotes since they will sometimes run cattle to death, as well as feral cats that can wreak havoc on the game bird population. It sounds cruel but we used rifles--22 lr or 22-250--and always went for a quick, clean kill. The goal was to reduce their numbers, not torment them. What Rekieta did--the drowning and hammering bit--is puzzling since we know he owned firearms. I don't understand why he didn't just shoot them, which is far more humane.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Saar, I want a refund. These sound like an actual thing he'd say

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

This is scary accurate

I've had my sins back for a long time. I just no longer have a Kandiyohi County police officer breathing down my neck. It's nice

Edit: lmao

Wow is right, Jim Felt. It's amazing when you think someone is a pedophile, and they publicly proclaim their jealousy of your pussy liquor. Then they spread a lie about you at the same time. Kind of a shit move, retard.

 

[thebigdream]

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This thing rocks

 

[Neetorino]

The first rough pass of the Balldo Quotes Generator is complete. I'm keen to add more content but the in-laws have just arrived

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Spoiler: How it works

These are all actual tweets by Nick's with words randomly replaced by a list also drawn from his tweet history. It's like you're really inside his coke brain!

This kicks so much ass, thank you for taking the time to make this. Here's the best and most coherent of my first few rolls. It really feels like something Nick would say!





EDIT: So true Nick!