💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
I will say that I really hope rekeita keeps up on this crazy "I am a biblical figure" stuff especially during his trial. I want him to rant about how Aaron is Barabbas and how people chose Barabbas to be freed instead of him because like christ before him he's asking people to be better people and forgive where Barabbas is asking nothing of them.
 
HackerX said:
My perception from Nate is they all knew Nick's legal knowledge wouldn't be sufficient for trial streams if he did them alone.
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I believe Nick would have tired of doing them long before that would have been an issue. He could have still made decent money with a boring show for a while propped up by his established fan base. Nick just could not being himself to actually work. He just had to sit there are talk occasionally.
 
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Camelot's streaming now. He's going over Nick's Dear Diary entries here. I'm tapping out and dumber for listening but he did make me laugh. He's pretty annoyed with Nick.

Highlights:
  • Dear Diary entries "seem super pretentious and condescending"
  • Cody googled 'venerated' and 'myriad' to get the meaning
  • "Isn't diary things for women?"
  • "Too many colons and semicolons n' stuff."
  • "This is an attempt at a flex... after everything that's happened, why flex?"
  • Cody says it's so pretentious it feels like Nick is calling all of us "pleb ass bitches"
  • Cody is happy Nick has admitted April is his girlfriend.
 
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Camelot's streaming now. He's going over Nick's Dear Diary entries here. I'm tapping out and dumber for listening but he did make me laugh. He's pretty annoyed with Nick.

Highlights:
  • Dear Diary entries "seem super pretentious and condescending"
  • Cody googled 'venerated' and 'myriad' to get the meaning
  • "Isn't diary things for women?"
  • "Too many colons and semicolons n' stuff."
  • "This is an attempt at a flex... after everything that's happened, why flex?"
  • Cody says it's so pretentious it feels like Nick is calling all of us "pleb ass bitches"
  • Cody is happy Nick has admitted April is his girlfriend.
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If even Coomalot flips it's over for Nick
 
There is nothing to tell me that the Sonichu curse isn't real, Nick is even beginning to have similar delusions to Chris. Intriguing that they both liken themselves to biblical figures, even going so far as to believe they are truly one with them.

Undeniable proof right here.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
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Oh, to hear his kids tell him in varying but no uncertain terms how much damage Nick has done would be kino. Too bad that happened in a therapist’s office. Whatever he resented about them before, it’s nothing compared to what he’s got now. Nick’s anger and frustration at the response to his degeneracy is nice, but I’m here to witness him pop.
 
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In case you think Nick has learned anything.
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I am still kinda convinced his oldest son gave him that black eye. I would've gotten into a fight with my dad if he did the same shit as Nick. Especially with the baseball bat story being true where he had Kayla backed into a corner and screaming at her.
 
Nick doesn't give two shits about his children. It comes off the same way Ralph talks about how much he loves his kids.

They are nothing more than props and shields... and the occasional drug quality tester.
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
There is nothing to tell me that the Sonichu curse isn't real, Nick is even beginning to have similar delusions to Chris. Intriguing that they both liken themselves to biblical figures, even going so far as to believe they are truly one with them.

Undeniable proof right here.
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He's the worst of Chris, Ralph, and Dax with some Eugenia Cooney thrown in

An ultimate lolcow chimera
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
In case you think Nick has learned anything.
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If Nick ended it at "My children love me through my failures" it would almost be a sweet acknowledgement that his bond with his children goes beyond his personal failures and for his many faults and foibles, he still maintains a strong bond with his kids. But Nick cannot, under any circumstances, ever admit to any wrongdoing whatsoever, which renders the entire statement meaningless. He must add that his kids believe "I haven't ultimately failed them."

So once again, Nick did nothing wrong and has nothing to apologize for. What a sack of shit.
 
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This seems to be his new cope.
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You know I'll say it again twitter was a mistake to move past 128 character limit... He dwells in the old testament.. An justifies himself to a Pharacictal level... But is missing one key... David had to atone It cost his child. Saul was killed for his arrogance. And solomon well baldomon might be in end stages of solomon.. I think there is a reason most religions and general moral teachings have you paired up with some one not more then one.
 
Me262PrinceOfTurboJet said:
He drowned a skunk. He caught it accidentally because he was literally trying to catch a stray cat and tame it to be friends with his pet cats. The skunk was not a problem, and he could have just opened the fucking cage and let it go. He obviously wasn't afraid of getting close enough to get sprayed, because he walked up to the cage and clipped a dog leash to it to drag it into a shallow pond. He failed to drown the skunk the first time, and just as it recovered, he dragged it back into the pond and chuckled about the little paws thrashing and struggling as it drowned. The raccoon was a different incident. He beat it to death with a hammer. That's almost like beating a small dog to death. Killing an animal with blunt force trauma is particularly gross. He killed them in the most retarded, roundabout, and painful ways.
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Jesus Christ that's dark. Hey nick, wanna guess what I did to this little fucker and his brother that I found living underneath my air conditioner? I played loud music for a day and they fucked off to god knows where. You don't have to torture small woodland creatures to get them off your property.
 

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Kang daybid here. Is now endlessly searching the Bible for a get out clause. LMFAO
Nick has fallen in the trap a lot of none devout assholes do. Thinking that there is something that allows them to do all their sin, then say 1 word and continue on. Only to do it again a month later.
 
BrokeBackPhil said:
Jesus Christ that's dark. Hey nick, wanna guess what I did to this little fucker and his brother that I found living underneath my air conditioner? I played loud music for a day and they fucked off to god knows where. You don't have to torture small woodland creatures to get them off your property.
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I am ashamed to say that I enjoyed Nick's content so much that when I heard him tell the skunk story for the first time live you can probably find my comments complaining about it in the stream chat, but I still gave him a pass.
Never again. For anyone. I can see wanting to get rid of a pest, but I could never kill a skunk or a raccoon in a "nice" way, much less drowning or hammering them.
Normally I would hate a person who does that, and I shouldn't have made an exception for Nick.
I'm ashamed of it.
 
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