💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
All becomes gunt said:
Even in that sick sense i can't see how this whatever fuck it is, torture device, can make someone get his rocks off. If anything it restricts bloodflow.
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Based on Nick's behavior he gets off on manipulating and holding power over people. Maybe him making his wife/mistress agree to something as degenerate as letting him put his balls inside her is related to that.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
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This seems to be his new cope.
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Continues to depict his life in the way of a biblical epic. I hope you are still on coke, Crickets, because this is schizo talk if you're not high right now.

But I'm glad he's finding a way to cope with own flaws, kinda? He's at least beginning to "see the shades of gray" in his own shithead ways.
 
AnOminous said:
They told him he could become anything, so he became a redditor.

And as usual he's too fucking stupid and narcissistic to understand the point. He's like Chris-Chan reading the Bible in jail, looking at Jesus, and saying "HE'S SO TOTALLY ME!"

The point is that even a great man, which David was, can do something awful, and that even a great man must atone to be forgiven.

This ignorant asshole pigfucker absolutely perverted the message to stroke his own limp dick of an ego. Seriously, die, Nick.
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Nick needs to stop absorbing traits from other lolcows. He’s gonna start calling us a group of cyber stalker troll terrorists soon and rival Patrick in sheer girth.
 
It was never a law channel theology post

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demicolon said:
1) They'd have to drag 1000lbs of his hairy ass from Vegas
2) He's barely relevant to the case
3) He's a disgusting self-proclaimed pedophile
Judge may look at all this and say Get this shit outta my desk ASAP, so PedoMelton might get away with it, sadly.
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I think he is pretty relevant he is the one on his show and discord who basically exposed everything and admitted he was working with Nick.

and you think they wouldn't want his computer stuff to find pedo stuff, I don't think cops or judges like pedos (and I knew a few and I know they don't)
 
VidMasterEon said:
"Mr. Rekeita, have you ever achieved this so-called 'ballgasm'?"
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Prosecution: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury this device that looks like some sort of protrusion is something that is known as a Balldo. Now Mister Rekieta, what is a Balldo and how does it function ?
Defense: Objection your honor, irrelevant and immaterial
Prosecution: It's an integral part of the immediate actions the defendant took in order to come in contact with the prostitute and part of his defense
Judge: Overruled, Mister Rekieta, you have to explain.
 
All becomes gunt said:
Prosecution: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury this device that looks like some sort of protrusion is something that is known as a Balldo. Now Mister Rekieta, what is a Balldo and how does it function ?
Defense: Objection your honor, irrelevant and immaterial
Prosecution: It's an integral part of the immediate actions the defendant took in order to abuse this poor woman
Judge: Overruled, Mister Rekieta, you have to explain.
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Nick Rekieta's ultimate plan was to live his exhibitionist fantasy by exposing an entire courtroom to his degeneracy

I just realized:
Nick clearly gets off on telling people about his sexual degeneracy

Mentions his kids learning about his degenerate sexuality is "good"

He wished his parents would have told him more about how they had sex

Oh boy...
 
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thebigdream said:
"I am not a theologian" says a man who just spent an entire post interpreting theology. We're reaching brain holes of unforeseen diameter.
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Given how he has reduced his wife to being a mere hole in his mind and seems to regard all women as such im not surprised his brain has the consistency of swiss cheese.

Maybe he should drink more wine instead of whiskey if thats the case, a side of balldo brain with a nice rosee
 
VidMasterEon said:
"Mr. Rekeita, have you ever achieved this so-called 'ballgasm'?"
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Seriously though, IF all this were to go to trial, is it possible the balldo gets mentioned?
I'm trying to imagine how. Maybe somehow his sponsors would get mentioned. In which, case maybe the Monte lawsuit?
"Mr. Rekieta was sponsored by Birch Gold, some power saw thing...it's like a handheld mini saw. Pretty cool tbh. And the balldo...a thing you put on your balls to make it a dildo."
 
Yeet Ninja said:
Seriously though, IF all this were to go to trial, is it possible the balldo gets mentioned?
I'm trying to imagine how. Maybe somehow his sponsors would get mentioned. In which, case maybe the Monte lawsuit?
"Mr. Rekieta was sponsored by Birch Gold, some power saw thing...it's like a handheld mini saw. Pretty cool tbh. And the balldo...a thing you put on your balls to make it a dildo."
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If i was the prosecutor this would be a full segment during cross. I'd legit brainstorm all kind of legal jiujitsu to make it happen. I ain't no lawyer or anything like that but there must be a way to make that happen. Some kind of loophole.
 
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