💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Goku 1000000 O]

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This seems to be his new cope.

>I didn’t really cheat, but if I did then it wasn’t really cheating.

So, he’s confirming his thinking really is Narcissist’s Prayer tier.

 

[Fapcop]

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This seems to be his new cope.

What a very Rekieta cope.

“Who hasn’t commited infidelity?! Even if you look at a woman, it’s infidelity! See?! I’m not the only degenerate disloyal husband! But I’m HAHNEST about it!”

 

[RodgerDodger]

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This seems to be his new cope.

"Almost none of my infidelity involves sexuality in any way" press X to doubt.

Also is he working his way up to killing his problems like david?

 

[daffodils]

Takes one to know one, Nick.

Link/Archive

 

[ShinyStar]

>I didn’t really cheat, but if I did then it wasn’t really cheating.

So, he’s confirming his thinking really is Narcissist’s Prayer tier.

Also, everybody else cheats, but they don't realize how much they cheat, so they haven't reached my level of enlightenment and righteousness. All you prudes projecting the image of happy, faithful marriages are actually worse than me and my drug-fueled, broken polycule.

 

[Oh Darn]

Okay, you want to be David? Let's keep this going Balldoman:

2 Samuel 12 : 1-7

The Lord sent Nathan to David. When he came to him, he said, “There were two men in a certain town, one rich and the other poor. 2 The rich man had a very large number of sheep and cattle, 3 but the poor man had nothing except one little ewe lamb he had bought. He raised it, and it grew up with him and his children. It shared his food, drank from his cup and even slept in his arms. It was like a daughter to him.

4 “Now a traveler came to the rich man, but the rich man refrained from taking one of his own sheep or cattle to prepare a meal for the traveler who had come to him. Instead, he took the ewe lamb that belonged to the poor man and prepared it for the one who had come to him.”

5 David burned with anger against the man and said to Nathan, “As surely as the Lord lives, the man who did this must die! 6 He must pay for that lamb four times over, because he did such a thing and had no pity.”

7 Then Nathan said to David, “You are the man! ...

At hearing this rebuke, David repents and acknowledges his sin. But I can tell you exactly what Nick would say if he was confronted like this because he's done it every fucking time.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF

 

[Vibralldo]

"Almost none of my infidelity involves sexuality in any way" press X to doubt.

Also is he working his way up to killing his problems like david?

I took it as "sure, I cheated on Kayla like 100 times, but if you define infidelity as lying, I'm literally lying to her about everything constantly, so 100 instances of cheating is like nothing compared to that!"

 

[ShinyStar]

"Almost none of my infidelity involves sexuality in any way" press X to doubt.

Well, if he was sodomized by Aaron 1000 times and then pegged by April 500 times, but those were all under the umbrella of faithfulness because Kayla had given him permission, and only hired 100 hookers, then he's got a 15:1 ratio of legit sexual encounters to sexual infidelity. Or, to come at it from another angle, if he spends 90% of his waking hours hating Kayla and seething at her broken body, and only 5% of his time over in the Balldo Bunker defiling April, then comparatively speaking, almost none of his infidelity involves sexuality.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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This seems to be his new cope.

"I hate David because I AM DAVID."
Talk about delusions of grandeur. Rekieta must compare himself to some important biblical figure, showing his narcissism again.


That "yet" intrigues me a bit...

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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This seems to be his new cope.

He’s going to plead out. He’s going to crash out this weekend and spend Monday begging to get a deal. We’re at that final bastion of denial. God, to be in that house when Nick has that moment of self-realization.

EDIT: Once again, my English requires copy editing.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Nick doesn’t have to worry about his sons rising up against him, he’s already starved them enough to not be a threat.

 

[Melty Butter]

"At least my sons have not raised armies against me... yet."
Lads, your armies are right here when you're ready.

Wow. To end with that.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

"I've done some self-reflection and I forgive myself, also I am literally David"

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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This seems to be his new cope.

"Fidelity is, I think, the hardest thing to maintain for honest adults."

Nope. It's easy. You just don't put yourself in situations where you can cheat. You know, if you have any respect for your husband or wife.

It must certainly be difficult for dishonest people, though. Like Nick.

 

[not william stenchever]

Also is he working his way up to killing his problems like david?

He's going to get Kayla K-holed, dress her up as a deer and lead her into the woods between the two balldo bunkers, isn't he? Be concerned if Ape starts posting about her archery practice.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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This seems to be his new cope.

>Comparing yourself to glorious King David when you are a cocaine balldo degenerate freak
The depths of hell are too kind for your kind.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

"There are two sides of me; Nicest non-practicing attorney you will ever meet. And David."

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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This seems to be his new cope.

How did David respond to his sin? His court prophet calls him out, and gets him to condemn himself and say he's worthy of death, he fasts and repents, loses his son, and his life pretty much spirals for the majority of the rest of his days. Fun fact, traditionally, David wrote a bunch of the Psalms, and he wrote one specific (51) to his infidelity and murder of Uriah.

Spoiled for length

The correct move is repentance and changing your ways, not giving a pedophile computer access to your cuck buddies' computer.

Spoiler

1 Have mercy on me, O God,
according to your unfailing love;
according to your great compassion
blot out my transgressions.
2 Wash away all my iniquity
and cleanse me from my sin.
3 For I know my transgressions,
and my sin is always before me.
4 Against you, you only, have I sinned
and done what is evil in your sight;
so you are right in your verdict
and justified when you judge.
5 Surely I was sinful at birth,
sinful from the time my mother conceived me.
6 Yet you desired faithfulness even in the womb;
you taught me wisdom in that secret place.
7 Cleanse me with hyssop, and I will be clean;
wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.
8 Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones you have crushed rejoice.
9 Hide your face from my sins
and blot out all my iniquity.
10 Create in me a pure heart, O God,
and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
11 Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
12 Restore to me the joy of your salvation
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.
13 Then I will teach transgressors your ways,
so that sinners will turn back to you.
14 Deliver me from the guilt of bloodshed, O God,
you who are God my Savior,
and my tongue will sing of your righteousness.
15 Open my lips, Lord,
and my mouth will declare your praise.
16 You do not delight in sacrifice, or I would bring it;
you do not take pleasure in burnt offerings.
17 My sacrifice, O God, is[b] a broken spirit;
a broken and contrite heart
you, God, will not despise.
18 May it please you to prosper Zion,
to build up the walls of Jerusalem.
19 Then you will delight in the sacrifices of the righteous,
in burnt offerings offered whole;
then bulls will be offered on your altar.

 

[AnOminous]

This seems to be his new cope.

They told him he could become anything, so he became a redditor.

This gay ass fake Christian self pity shit. "Oooh! I was just like David! I was a bad man! I acknowledge it!" it's like when a 14 year old girl says "Mom, I flunked math class because I'm just a hopeless, stupid idiot! I should just stop studying forever because it isn't worth it!"

And as usual he's too fucking stupid and narcissistic to understand the point. He's like Chris-Chan reading the Bible in jail, looking at Jesus, and saying "HE'S SO TOTALLY ME!"

The point is that even a great man, which David was, can do something awful, and that even a great man must atone to be forgiven.

This ignorant asshole pigfucker absolutely perverted the message to stroke his own limp dick of an ego. Seriously, die, Nick.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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This seems to be his new cope.

Welp. Grandiose as ever, but at least semi-self-critical. Cynic in me (curse this board) says performative, but on the other hand, yes, he has failed farther than he probably ever conceived he would. His (next) mistake will be thinking he can't fail any further.

But I'm already cringing at re-Godly Nick bc it's so manipulative - if Nick claims he has (PPP voice returned to God after his dark night of the soul*, then to criticize him will be captured as a criticism of God and all things Holy.

Never change, Nick.

* The book, Dark Nights of the Soul, by Thomas Moore, is not a bad one for modern day.

April has to be crushed.

Also, everybody else cheats, but they don't realize how much they cheat, so they haven't reached my level of enlightenment and righteousness. All you prudes projecting the image of happy, faithful marriages are actually worse than me and my drug-fueled, broken polycule.

This is a really good point! And a perfect reminder of the indelibility of his hubris/narcissism.