Who really cares about any of that?
So a night of debauchery.
The Hangover, Part 58, uncut version. Were any of the following involved:
- Kids?
- Multiple divorces?
- 2nd-degree felony arrests?
- (temporary!) loss of custody of children?
- Kids' lives uprooted?
- Family having to swoop in and take care of grown adults' responsibilities?
- Gross public appearances and exchanges between a married man and his coked-out girlfriend?
- Tortas?
- Recorded threats to kill a wife while a baby cries in the background?
- Loss of access to the country anybody's daddy gave him?
A gunt? Okay, we got one*.
Sorry, Ashton. You'd been looking trimmer lately than several months ago. Keep it up, or get back to it, or whatever.