🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Let’s be honest, Ralph didn’t even have the disposable income to make a bet on the Chiefs in the first place

all the income he has is disposable. Other than child support he just doesn't pay his debts and he has no actual plans he'd need to save for.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Now that his Team lost, what does he have left? Nothing.... nothing left.

• Crippling alcoholism
• Possible liver failure
• A hoof arm that’s permanently fucked
• Two children that he abandoned
• A nationwide warrant for his arrest
• An army of A lawgs

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

• Crippling alcoholism
• Possible liver failure
• A hoof arm that’s permanently fucked
• Two children that he abandoned
• A nationwide warrant for his arrest
• An army of A lawgs

Truly, we live in the best time line.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Now that his Team lost, what does he have left? Nothing.... nothing left.

Us. He has us.

 

[HackerX]

Now that his Team lost, what does he have left? Nothing.... nothing left.

Ahem. They didn't just lose. That was their first loss this year. To the Buffalo Bills, no less! The same Buffalo Bills whomst Heinous Harry supports. The Chiefs were the last thing Ralph had going on for him, but the Chiefs decided to alog him for that snake!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ahem. They didn't just lose. That was their first loss this year. To the Buffalo Bills, no less! The same Buffalo Bills whomst Heinous Harry supports. The Chiefs were the last thing Ralph had going on for him, but the Chiefs decided to alog him for that snake!

Muerte Harry always wins, Ralph!

 

[FiveStarAce]

Ahem. They didn't just lose. That was their first loss this year. To the Buffalo Bills, no less! The same Buffalo Bills whomst Heinous Harry supports. The Chiefs were the last thing Ralph had going on for him, but the Chiefs decided to alog him for that snake!

And of all the things going against him, this will probably be what gets to Ralph.
I pondered my orb and it showed me a grade 5 hollerin' approaching. Shit will be Cash.

 

[AnOminous]

Mexico is probably packed with English speaking addicts. Either way AA is probably good for the gunt, as much as I loathe him, life will be better for everyone with a sober Ralph.

I'd be amazed if a city didn't even have a specifically expat American AA group.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I'd be amazed if a city didn't even have a specifically expat American AA group.

Yep.

here's the link for you, Ethan

 

[AltisticRight]

• Crippling alcoholism
• Possible liver failure
• A hoof arm that’s permanently fucked
• Two children that he abandoned
• A nationwide warrant for his arrest
• An army of A lawgs

• Fat

 

[Die For Me!]

The Ralphamale has once again been thwarted by the concept of time zones:

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Ralph tries to hide this by stating it was for some undisclosed reason, despite being told quite clearly that it started at 5:30 PST which would be 7:30 his time:

Here is Ralph being thwarted by time zones during a recent pillstream:

The concept of time zones has aborted the retort yet again (0:50)

And here's another documented ~15 odd minute segment of Ralph being unable to decipher time zones while sober:

Ralph tried to reschedule various guests with his keyboard, typing only with one hand. While failing to grasp the concept of time zones, paypig BriannaWuHyperBimbo, who is a turn coat that also donates to MATI, donated a Fuentes clip of Nick reviewing Minions 2. This was around 20 minutes long. instead of posting it in full, here's a recount from the survivors of this event:

I'm starting to believe Ethan's cerebral palsy addled brother he dumped on a street corner might've been the brains of the family

 

[MilkSports_2018]

https://x.com/i/status/1859730944300810457

For the love of god ralph, you look so frail and sickly, you belong in the in 1‰ of people that looks worse after losing weight, shave your disgusting face you look like a 78 year old meth addict that burrowed his nephew's clothes and glasses.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Really remarkable stuff. He has literally nothing to do other than sit and look at his computer and wait for his supposed time slot for a guest appearance and he still fucks it up.

 

[HackerX]

https://x.com/i/status/1859730944300810457

For the love of god ralph, you look so frail and sickly, you belong in the in 1‰ of people that looks worse after losing weight, shave your disgusting face you look like a 78 year old meth addict that burrowed his nephew's clothes and glasses.

LOL. He's puffing it like it's gonna disappear. Nigger, cigars are meant to last. You're supposed savor the flavor you fucking moron. I'll give him credit though #& least he didn't inhale it.

 

[Nod Flenders]

The Ralphamale has once again been thwarted by the concept of time zones:

More proof that The Gunt is indeed retarded.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy took a trip down memory lane. This may be the saddest description of a failed and wasted life I've ever seen. Why he would post his Ls online I don't know. After all those years all that's left is a fat, ugly cat lady, wasting away in her tin shack, never to see her children again.

 

[Die For Me!]

Piggy took a trip down memory lane. This may be the saddest description of a failed and wasted life I've ever seen. Why he would post his Ls online I don't know. After all those years all that's left is a fat, ugly cat lady, wasting away in her tin shack, never to see her children again.
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>1 Cleo
>Zero mention of Smoke
Smoke strangled to death after Buffalo Bills win confirmed?

 

[Vernon Dozier]

he mentioned smoke on the World famous kill stream yesterday he was going on About How the guy he was a logging looked older than him.

 

[Obscura539]

Piggy took a trip down memory lane. This may be the saddest description of a failed and wasted life I've ever seen. Why he would post his Ls online I don't know. After all those years all that's left is a fat, ugly cat lady, wasting away in her tin shack, never to see her children again.
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0 Lessons learned.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph retweeting Chiefs cope, trying to forget about last weeks game

Ralph smugly showing off that his accounts are immune to suspension thanks to paying Elon 20 dollars a month:

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Ralph had something to do with it, apparently:

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Ralph celebrating 90k followers in case he's not alive to see 100k:

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Ralphs second premium X account reacts to his primary premium X accounts post about taking almost 15 years to obtain 90k followers:

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