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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I don't even give a shit about either of those football teams, the funny thing is that Ralph almost certainly lost a huge amount of money betting on the Chiefs and I'm sure he gave it some extra juice just because it's the Bills because he is a retard.
Homeless in Mexico arc? Three hots and a cot is sounding more and more pleasant by the day.
 
Not gonna lie, I'd tune in for a Ralph's IRL streams in Mexico. He'd get the most traction he'd ever seen, because people would tune in to see the moment where he crosses the wrong hombre and becomes a casualty.
He's too spooked to do IRL streams anymore. Last 5 that I can recall ended up with:
- "arrest heem arrest heem" at bowling
- Being afraid of getting served during wrassle wrassle
- Getting beat up by Dan The Destroyer
- Getting made fun of by Ip2 people in Vegas
- Asking an illegal Mexican if he's Ethan Ralph

Contrary to Ralphamale belief, the Ralphamale does scare. He's terrified of IRL alogs confronting him.
 
He's too spooked to do IRL streams anymore. Last 5 that I can recall ended up with:
- "arrest heem arrest heem" at bowling
- Being afraid of getting served during wrassle wrassle
- Getting beat up by Dan The Destroyer
- Getting made fun of by Ip2 people in Vegas
- Asking an illegal Mexican if he's Ethan Ralph

Contrary to Ralphamale belief, the Ralphamale does scare. He's terrified of IRL alogs confronting him.
I miss when he would go to DC for the political event du jour. Something would always happen to him.
 
He's too spooked to do IRL streams anymore. Last 5 that I can recall ended up with:
- "arrest heem arrest heem" at bowling
- Being afraid of getting served during wrassle wrassle
- Getting beat up by Dan The Destroyer
- Getting made fun of by Ip2 people in Vegas
- Asking an illegal Mexican if he's Ethan Ralph

Contrary to Ralphamale belief, the Ralphamale does scare. He's terrified of IRL alogs confronting him.
Counterpoint: He's a fucking druggie retard with no survival instincts or impulse control.
 
Like when Ralph was in a crowd and sperging at Alex Jones about the KEELSTREAM?
I'm thinking specifically when he took the red truck (RIP) and someone called the police on him over it. There was also the time he got a room with Corrine and lost some equipment due to flood damage. And the time he leaked his credit card number on stream while he thought he was on mute.
 
I'm thinking specifically when he took the red truck (RIP) and someone called the police on him over it. There was also the time he got a room with Corrine and lost some equipment due to flood damage. And the time he leaked his credit card number on stream while he thought he was on mute.
telling the chat to STFU then covering his mouth while doxxing (as HackerX correctly pointed out) Pantsu’s card was freakin’ EPIC!
 
I thought you were joking but no, the fucking Chiefs lost to the fucking BUFFALO BILLS!!! :story:
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Well memed, Mr. Morris.
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the funny thing is that Ralph almost certainly lost a huge amount of money betting on the Chiefs and I'm sure he gave it some extra juice just because it's the Bills because he is a retard.
Let’s be honest, Ralph didn’t even have the disposable income to make a bet on the Chiefs in the first place
 
Let’s be honest, Ralph didn’t even have the disposable income to make a bet on the Chiefs in the first place
I have learned many life lessons from a great philosopher by the name of Austin Curtis Peterson and one of those lessons is that gambling retards will bet whatever tiny amount of money they have, pennies if necessary. So while Ralph may not have lost thousands of dollars (because he doesn't have it) he certainly lost however much he could after he had already lost another chunk on Tyson. There will not be many tortas for the accion de gracias day in his Merida hovel this year.
 
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