💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    687
TheRaptorJesus said:
Any updates on that poor dog?
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It's found Kayla comatose on her bed and started eating her from the feet upwards. Nick's too busy hitting his slampig in the second home to stop it. In a few hours nothing of Kayla will remain and the pug will, at long last, be king of the Rekieta household. It'll change the locks, invite the children back into the home and begin the long process of healing their trauma. The second house will soon be sold to an anonymous buyer who wants only to be known as "Null", with the proceeds going to Montegraph. With Nick homeless and hungry, the pug will generously allow him back into the home if he agrees to be confined to the bathroom and fed dog food at 2am every morning. He agrees, but after enduring weeks of humiliation at the hands of the pug, sneaks out into the garage and eats a bullet.
We're called Fanfiction Farms for a reason.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
I wonder if Nick is having a mental episode.

Because these long winded Xitter meltdowns, reckless behaviors, and poor sleep match up with mania and BPD. Including the crash cycles, only for him to repeat the process.

He really is a BPD thot just like Ralph.
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Nah.
Y'know what Nick is having?
This:
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.

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EDIT: Here is the Kino Casino stream where Aaron tells the baseball bat story. Should be timestamped for 2:15:50.
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Nick and Kayla deserve each other, fuck this gay faggot to hell.

Nick Rekieta is a fat weirdo, and also a domestic abuser, and I would never have sex with him.
 
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Nick just can't help himself. On Sunday he told his Locals viewers that full-on streaming was coming soon, possibly as soon as Monday. No streams this week, but he's been all over Melton's streams as a chatter.
 
Permanent Resident Cope said:
Nick just can't help himself. On Sunday he told his Locals viewers that full-on streaming was coming soon, possibly as soon as Monday. No streams this week, but he's been all over Melton's streams as a chatter.
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He says that in the way that obese people are always "about to start a diet" right after the next holiday or how people are gonna get back to exercising or reading or whatever but "have to wait til new years" etc.
 
All becomes gunt said:
He gets off on the humiliation, he is a cuck after all.
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He explained it to us during the Ronversations. He explained the whole cuck thing and we missed that he was talking about it from experience. Well I guess desire at that point since it was pre-Hedonism. But knowing what we know now, he was very familiar with the topic back then.

Third World Aristocrat said:
Anyone with common sense can see that if Rekieta had just stayed quiet from the start, his public support would probably be better. It baffles me that he can't see that.
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Most of his problems are gone if he had just stfu and not typed anything.

Captain Manning said:
Put another way, Nick has never had the shit beaten out of him.
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And one more way to verbalize it, he has never fucked around and found out. To this point it has only been him talking shit on the internet.

Captain Manning said:
FYI, I tried to listen to Chrissie Mayr's show the other night since Keanu said she was gonna discuss Nick and April some more there.

It was three women, including Keanu, playing fashion police towards random women in some vacation footage.
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The Barcelona one? I tried to watch that one too. Kept speeding up until they got to the person with the bad tit job (possibly a tranny) and had to turn it off. Keanu is too much.

Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Where? i didn't hear shit.
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One of his recent videos. You can hear her say "I love you" to him in the early hours of the morning. It sounded like she was following a script.
 
See i think it's way more dark than this. They found so many fucking drugs there and noone expected it to be THAT bad. The public perception is almost always way lighter than the dark truth that is behind this. When this person is publicly this disgusting then what he does behind closed doors is infinitely more repulsive. It's why Ethan Ralph's sextape was the absolute horror show that it was, it was a peak in that infinitely more repulsive "behind closed doors" part of his life. Now when you have his kid test positive for 10 times the legal amount of cocaine in her system, and at the same time he is trying to get his pedophile friend to hook up with Aaron's kid which is what is displayed basically in Public, then this person behind closed doors is the cuck version of Buffalo Bill. I have no qualms that he has both April and his favorite daughter chained in some basement full of balldos and various other sex toys doing God knows what to them. The children need to be interviewed by a clinical psychiatrist at this point in time, due to the severe mental trauma their druggie pedophile father imposed to them. Rekieta needs to be sent to Guantanamo Bay and be waterboarded with nigger cum for the rest of his life untill he perishes.
 
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Fapcop said:
Strange indeed! Almost as if he doesn’t care about kids, his own included, and Nick’s mental horizon never goes further than “Can I get sloppy drunk? Can I insert my scrotum into a new woman?”
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We need to do everything possible to make sure Kayla and April are remanded into your custody once this is all over. Give them a good home.
 
All becomes gunt said:
See i think it's way more dark than this. They found so many fucking drugs there and noone expected it to be THAT bad. The public perception is almost always way darker than the dark truth that is behind this. When this person is publicly this disgusting then what he does behind closed doors is infinitely more repulsive. It's why Ethan Ralph's sextape was the absolute horror show that it was, it was a peak in that infinitely more repulsive "behind closed doors" part of his life. Now when you have his kid test positive for 10 times the legal amount of cocaine in her system, and at the same time he is trying to get his pedophile friend to hook up with Aaron's kid which is what is displayed basically in Public, then this person behind closed doors is the cuck version of Buffalo Bill. I have no qualms that he has both April and his favorite daughter chained in some basement full of balldos and various other sex toys doing God knows what to them. The children need to be interviewed by a clinical psychiatrist at this point in time, due to the severe mental trauma their druggie pedophile father imposed to them. Rekieta needs to be sent to Guantanamo Bay and be waterboarded with nigger cum for the rest of his life untill he perishes.
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The "Salo" remake is looking pretty great so far.
 
I just drank another Colgate mouthwash in delayed celebration of 7000 pages. lets get to 10000!
Congrats on balldo for making history!

Hopefully by then I'll catch you up on the ammount of wet brainedness. Hope you are ready for competitive drinking to a liver failure balldo!
 
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