💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    687
Warm Lasagna said:
Has he tweeted recently today?
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Last tweet was 3-4 hours ago, insisting that April isn't being forced to live in his second crackden.
 
Still-life was funny because he was happening to Nick, not because he was funny.

He would get Nick pretty good sometimes when he was having his moments of clarity, thought.
 
Captain Manning said:
The biggest problem with Warski and PPP is they rely on Kinoshit for everything way too much.

You watch KC (in moderation, please) to listen to PPP piledrive somebody with a funny voice impersonations. You don't watch KC to learn facts.
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Kinochet manifests the worst tendencies of PPP, but PPP at least has the excuse that he lies / exaggerates for the purpose of making the show more entertaining, which the audience largely knows.

Kinochet just makes shit up and presents it as news for the purpose of being a horrible attention whore.
 
Procrastinhater said:
There hasn't been a cow thats this much of a fuck up since Classic Chris. And Chris started as a fuck up. Rekieta is arguably worse than Chris Chan, Balldo had the American Dream handed to him on a silver spoon, a family and home he didn't earn or deserve, a career as the biggest superchat earner on YouTube, all just handed to him, and he's managed to fuck his life so badly he's a bigger laughing stock than fucking Chris.
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Trolls always had to use both stick and carrot to make Chris be funny, and come up with all these complicated schemes.

Nick in comparison self-felts in the hardest way possible. We literally just sit and watch while he catches Chris-sized L’s by his own hand.

If not for the fact that Nick is such a natural when it comes to fucking up, I would have thought that the long periods of radio silence, is because he’s sitting at the drawing board trying to come up with yet another way to own himself.
 
Oxyjen said:
April is backing away from Twitter/X after receiving a ton of unsolicited good advice and concern for her wellbeing.



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I never understand the delusion “I deserve love and respect”. No, respect is earned and love is conditional between adults.

Imagine a 30 year old woman thinking she deserves the love of a married man with five kids. Or that anyone could respect a woman who has behaved as she has the last year. April getting free room and board for being a side ho should be enough, because ain’t no respect forthcoming from anyone for being a ho.

Country girl April needs to go to a real church and do as they say instead of listening to free love and drug Bible interpretations from Nick. But its obviously hard to give up the free rent and hopes at Rekieta trust fund life.
WEEKEND said:
Imagine setting yourself on fire just to impress Redditors. Couldn't be me.
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The Dabbleverse keeps a lot of unfunny retards corralled. Karl is exactly what I’d expect a marketing guy doing “comedy” would produce. It’s got the stink of corporate edgy comedy for cattle.
 
ItsWhitneyBitch said:
I'm feeding the drama, nothing wrong with that? Btw Some of you guys did pay for a membership to his channel. How is that better than me, just saying some quotes from here so they can be on screen to keep this entertaining?
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Fuck off back to reddit.
 
All messages from Nick Rekieta on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)

Rekieta sent 5 super chats of $5 for a total of $25.

Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.

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EDIT: Here is the Kino Casino stream where Aaron tells the baseball bat story. Should be timestamped for 2:15:50.

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Additional context as to why the fight started comes a little earlier at 2:10:30:
Balldo's Gate said:
The story happened at Aaron's house.
According to Aaron, the dispute began when Kayla was reluctant to explicitly confirm that she wanted to "go upstairs" with Aaron after getting back to his house, with Nick having a "sick weird thing that he's got where she needs to say that she wants to fuck" Aaron.

See 2:10:30 below:
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All unpaid messages:

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All messages from Vito Gesualdi on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)

For context.

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Balldo's Gate said:
Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.
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WHAT?
I should have expected narcissistic DV. Of course I should have.

The more that comes out, the cesspit becomes deeper and more rotten.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
All messages from Vito Gesualdi on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)
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Oh wow Vito I'm so glad to see you attaching yourself to possible criminal proceedings. This is the highest IQ move imaginable and I can't wait for it to get referenced in Superkiller #2!

Yes I get it's supposed to be a joke, but would the cops look at it that way? Hope he brings it up on the Dick Show and both start acking it up about having copies of the files, even just as a joke.
 
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I'm glad Nick could take a break from Redo of Healer, American Beauty, and am0lestinground to chat with Pedo the Vito.

After all, and I'm quoting Nick here, "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Hopefully jailtime.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
If true, I lean towards a drug or sex session while the rest of the family were out, and Nick blowing off the appointment by accident.
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I'd bet my life savings that sexual arousal and a stimulant high are a single amalgamated, furtive, lizard brain impulse by now. After a bender-fling combination last as long as their's has, sex without a high seems dull and you can no longer get high without sexual arousal.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Rekieta sent 5 super chats of $5 for a total of $25.
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Question:

Totaling up all superchats to date made to Melton, how far away is Nick from a "full Monty" ($300)?

Balldo's Gate said:
Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.
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So he admits to threatening and screaming at Kayla to the point where Aaron had to physically intervene to get him to back off, but Aaron's Spaghetti-Os story is a bridge too far?

Interesting tactic.

Almost makes Aaron seem more like a man than Nick is. But that can't be right... can it?
 
Balldo's Gate said:
All messages from Nick Rekieta on Patrick Melton's stream (November 14, 2024)

Rekieta sent 5 super chats of $5 for a total of $25.

Nick confirms the baseball bat story Aaron told on Kino Casino. Aaron claimed he used a baseball bat to separate Nick and Kayla after Nick had cornered Kayla in the bathroom and was screaming at her. I believe he earlier denied the story in an Internet tough guy way.
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1:39:01 - Rekieta Law: "maybe life and relationships are really complicated. people want to control mine. it's weird. also, he really liked hearing about my kielbasa"
1:50:53 - Rekieta Law: "@nico the cat but it is complicated. I never thought I'd be talking about my wife and a girlfriend in the same sentence."
2:04:11 - Rekieta Law: "@mr. fingers I'm suffering from 'i can't even talk about really important parts of the story until my case is done'"
2:12:32 - Rekieta Law: "@copeland seethelton LSD lasts way too long and is exhausting"
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Melton's chat is Rekieta's new therapist. You can see through it the latest rationalization his brain is trying to create to deal with the constant DENIED that life keeps throwing at him.

1:51:57 - Rekieta Law: "@horatio mccallister well, it wasn't just me involved. also, I think I should be allowed to keep some details of my life private."
2:17:58 - Rekieta Law: "@crumb no, I never wanted much of anything private. but other people involved wanted privacy (Aaron included)"
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He can't even go 30 minutes without contradicting himself! :story:

2:21:14 - Rekieta Law: "@Jay Santos it's not like shower water is coming through your phone"
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Null told us about the shower calls back in August 2023 (if my memory serves me right).
It's funny that even after more than a year, Rekieta still hasn't gotten over that trauma.
 
Mondo Slight said:
I'd bet my life savings that sexual arousal and a stimulant high are a single amalgamated, furtive, lizard brain impulse by now. After a bender-fling combination last as long as their's has, sex without a high seems dull and you can no longer get high without sexual arousal.
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I think if it worked like that, there would be a lot more meth addicts…

The thing is, like ssri’s kill your sex drive by fucking up your dopamine/seratonin supply, right? So meth burns through all your dopamine in a little while, and you still don’t get to go to sleep at all that night, and if you try to reup the high you can push it into days.

All of that isn’t fun and isn’t sexy
 
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