💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.1%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%
  • Total voters
    688
Illuminati Order Official said:
Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo. The name "Balldo" is a combination of "balls" and "dildo" - it's a contraption you can put on your testicles if you want to use them for sex as a replacement penis. During his sponsor segment Nick proudly
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It’s worse than that though, isn’t it?

Nick never got paid AFAIK. The balldo wasn’t a sponsored product.

He just pulled it out one day and started explaining how “Yes dear audience! Of course I have inserted my scrotum into my wife’s vagina! It was amazing!”
 
Mandatory User Name said:
Yeah, that video where she says that she loves him and Nick responds without looking at her and then does this weird sing songy thing while cooking really seems like he's mocking her. I really think that Nick hates his wife but his parents are using the trust fund to keep them together for the sake of the children. If Nick has blown all his Depp and Rittenhouse money, which is incredibly likely since he's selling the second house, then his parents have probably put the shackles back on and Nick resents it.
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Does anyone know which clip this was from?
 
Mouse Cop said:
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Nick, we know the balldo is funny. That's why we make balldo jokes, that's why we say there's a balldo up your ass and that's why we call you Balldo. That's not the only reason though, because the balldo is also embarrassing and retarded.

It's embarrassing because if your dick worked than you wouldn't need it.
It's retarded because mashing your balls in something would just fucking hurt.

This is the Kiwi Farms. Most people come here to laugh at and tell jokes about things that are funny, embarrassing and retarded. There's just those little moments where one of those (unintentionally) funny, embarrassing and retarded people does something genuinely reprehensible where people are taken aback and go, "Wow, this retard is actually an evil piece of shit.". You know, those moments you cherry pick so you can tell yourself that you're actually the fun loving cool guy after all.

You're not cool. You're actually an evil piece of shit, retard.
 
Lemondale said:
What can we do to get the old Nick back?
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I'm going to be honest, as a recovering alcoholic. And not in the gay way - I get it. Some people take their recovery too damn far, just like a trans or furry suit. It becomes their whole personality and they become insufferable. Fuck that.
But listen - there really, truly, is, NO GETTING the OLD NICK BACK. Period. End of Story.

Just like there is no getting the old "Me" back - the me that could socially drink, and was more fun and likeable when drunk. That's over and done with. Those people are gone, moved on. My behavior degraded to such that it is old, and gone.

Old Nick can never be, because he is forever marred by who he became. This is crucial. You must understand this. The only hope would be for a New Nick, who came to a reckoning with who he was, who he became, and who he hopes to become, with your trust and forgiveness.

But there are steps he needs to take before that, and steps we need to see before we can grant him such grace. He has done nothing to show he is inclined to recognize his past mistakes and become a better person
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Illuminati Order Official said:
Near the beginning of his downward spiral he took sponsorship from a company producing and distributing Balldo. The name "Balldo" is a combination of "balls" and "dildo" - it's a contraption you can put on your testicles if you want to use them for sex as a replacement penis. During his sponsor segment Nick proudly announced that he tested the contraption before talking about it on stream.
Back then Nick was presenting himself as a Christian family man with center-right libertarian views who discusses political and legal matters, so this kind of sponsorship, the amount of effort he put into it and the fact that he's discussing details his sex life so openly was a little surprising to his regular audience.
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Great elevator pitch
 
Vect said:
shamelessly associating with creeps who have made pedophilic comments
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Nick calls everyone else gay because he's gay.
Nick calls everyone a nerd because he's a nerd.
Nick accuses everyone of lying because he's a liar.
Nick accuses everyone of projecting because he projects.

Nick accuses everyone he doesn't like of being a pedo
 
Fapcop said:
It’s worse than that though, isn’t it?

Nick never got paid AFAIK. The balldo wasn’t a sponsored product.

He just pulled it out one day and started explaining how “Yes dear audience! Of course I have inserted my scrotum into my wife’s vagina! It was amazing!”
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It is refreshing to see someone who just wants to just share the thing he loves with his audience rather than a shill trying to bamboozle them for scummy money.
 
Nick for sure knows that when he and Kayla divorce, there is a high chance that Kayla will spill the tea on Nick. So get prepared for the propaganda campaign to reach full swing, where Nick was cheated on and physically abused. Which may even be true.

But let's face it, who wouldn't cheat on a guy who needs to use his balls as a penis.
 
I cannot stop thinking about Nick being in The Shining, the shit cracks me up too much.

Nick: And just WHEN do you think we should clean the kitchen?
Kayla: As soon as possible? :'(
Or
Drexel enters the Balldo compound
Drexel: is anybody here?
Drexel: is anybody here?
Then Nick buries an axe in his chest.

No matter what scene it is it just works too perfectly for this dumb ass situation.
 
Seeing the latest tally of super chats gifted by Nick to his favorite pedophile, something just occurred to me.

It’s already crazy enough that Nick is paying a pedophile to lust after the children of his ex-lover. A kid that he has had contact with and even came to his house to play with his kids during their coke orgies. But I just remembered about the plan to merge the families, have Aaron buy the house, and raise all of the children together as one family on the compound.

If everything had gone as planned, Nick would the the Qover father to this poor girl. she would have essentially been one of his own kids, living under his care and protection (as lacking as they may be). And now he has potentially given everything digital Aaron has regarding the child (whether it be photo archives, or voice messages, or even surveillance footage as Melton has implied). It really beggars believe.
 
Annealing Crater said:
Seeing the latest tally of super chats gifted by Nick to his favorite pedophile, something just occurred to me.

It’s already crazy enough that Nick is paying a pedophile to lust after the children of his ex-lover. A kid that he has had contact with and even came to his house to play with his kids during their coke orgies. But I just remembered about the plan to merge the families, have Aaron buy the house, and raise all of the children together as one family on the compound.

If everything had gone as planned, Nick would the the Qover father to this poor girl. she would have essentially been one of his own kids, living under his care and protection (as lacking as they may be). And now he has potentially given everything digital Aaron has regarding the child (whether it be photo archives, or voice messages, or even surveillance footage as Melton has implied). It really beggars believe.
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Strange indeed! Almost as if he doesn’t care about kids, his own included, and Nick’s mental horizon never goes further than “Can I get sloppy drunk? Can I insert my scrotum into a new woman?”
 
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