💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
ChromaQuack said:
Knowing what we know about Nicky's father of the year antics maybe Aaron should have caved in something else.
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Apparently, in the story both Nick and Aaron agree on, Aaron had to protect Nick's own wife from his insane domestic abuse with a baseball bat, screaming at her while she was cowering in a bathroom like she was Shelley Duvall in The Shining.

Holy fucking shit. Who asked for this?

This is Nickworld. He's actually this evil.

He needs to kill himself.
 
Mouse Cop said:
Edit: The balldo jokes are finally getting to him lmao
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>Destigmatise the bedroom
What is this skelly freak talking about? Nobody wants to know what goes on in your fucking bedroom you freak exhibitionist cuck. I literally cannot give a single fuck about what people do behind their closed doors and curtains. Though, once it's shoved in my face, I'll tell them to go die.

Windy Moors said:
Passed rehab with flying colors, stalker nerd.
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Which colours?
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Mondo Slight said:
A gram is a measure of weight where, counterintuitive, fluid ounce is a measure of volume so this comparison doesn't work.
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A Rekieta unit is 26.67 grams.
 
Thinking back to the one user here who claimed Nick arrived hours late to his drug test and that the local PDs were watching tweets:

Spicer, MN has a population of 1,081. I know these kinds of places. In these small towns, EVERYONE knows everyone else. The legal community is incestuous. Cops come in and share stuff like, "we caught the judge's son drunk driving" while giving him a private slap on the wrist and defense attorneys laugh about the prosecutor's affair because they're on the PTA with the wife. Point being, they know what a dipshit Nick is. They've probably known it for a long time. And when their little town is put on the radar like this because Nick is a semi-public figure, everyone's egos light up. We see it with Ralph's warrant.

I'd be really surprised if the cops weren't salivating at the thought of getting to call in some big boys from the FBI to help with the data breach stuff. Baby prosecutors are probably getting called in to get training on, "this is how we subpoena Google" because their work is otherwise just so damn boring.

If Nick was likable we'd probably be seeing something more along the lines of, "eff off, we're dealing with our own." Instead, they'll use this limelight to show what an upstanding, law abiding and wholesome community they are by making it clear they don't tolerate these kinds of crimes. It's made all the worse by Nick claiming corruption and cover ups. Nick living in a podunk town works deeply against him.
 
AnOminous said:
That was literally my point. We should treat Nick's privacy exactly the same way we treated Ron Toye's.
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Remember back in 2019 when @JosephTX drove to that courthouse in Texas to pull Ron Toye's divorce case?

Nick celebrated that and went over it on his show.

In 2024, @MNPublicRecords does the same thing, and Nick turns into a crybaby bitch, shower calls Null thinking he could gaslight him into suppressing the drug test results, and then gets everything sealed when that fails.

It's okay to talk about how Ron Toye threw a remote control at his ex and threatened to kill a dog, but don't you dare talk about how Nick's 8 year old tested positive for coke.

Lemondale said:
What can we do to get the old Nick back?
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This has always been Nick. He just hid it.
 
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