💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%

  • Total voters
    701
I'm sorry for Bossman fans, getting beat out by this guy what will probably be twice for LOTY AND having their cow end up in jail before crackets. Nick is a RATATOUILLE RAT
Careful, they might come in to complain again.
Totaling up all superchats to date made to Melton, how far away is Nick from a "full Monty" ($300)?
Last month is was $265 or $275, so we've exceeded that easily.
 
Totaling up all superchats to date made to Melton, how far away is Nick from a "full Monty" ($300)?
Last month is was $265 or $275, so we've exceeded that easily.
Let the record reflect then that Nick would rather pay a fat pedo $300 to alog Aaron, than pay a man he falsely accused of being a pedo.

It's not that he can't pay Monty. It's that he won't.

Careful, they might come in to complain again.
I almost feel bad for that guy because he apparently attended BMJ court hearings as a Kiwi reporter and everything.

Still, he needs to not be a fag about it. It's not our fault BMJ loses everything, including LotY.
 
I have more time than the average bear right now and the Nick debacle is the "thing" that my autist brain is latching onto. But even so, it would take more time than even I want to give to catch up on here, watch the full 3 hours of Aaron's stream, plus Kiki's insipid stuff, Melton's videos, KC's, tweets, replies... being fully apprised of everything Nick-related would be a full time job + overtime. There wouldn't be enough time in the day for family, relationships, healthy food, good hobbies, etc. Not a chance. It has been a conscientious effort to pull myself away from all of this and touch grass because this is more interesting than a binge of Game of Thrones. But I am nonetheless embarrassed by how much time this has consumed of my own life.

So I'm looking at Nick--who IS tweeting AND appearing with superchats in all of these streams plus doing so much more (like keeping tabs on Aaron's online activity)--wondering about the degree of depraved obsession required to keep on top of everything. He's such a control freak that he is under the assumption that knowing what everyone is saying about him at all times and refuting any damaging narrative is what will win the day. He thinks he'll just outsmart everyone. Get everyone to see his side. He probably has this personality type even without drugs, but it reminds me of what he told Aaron: "you know your stress level is here? Coke makes your ability to handle it up to here." Unfortunately he hasn't yet realized coke has that opposite Midas effect of everything he's touching turning to shit.

He didn't have to lose everything, even after his arrest. He could have kept quiet, took a great plea deal, avoided jail, worked to salvage his marriage, parted with April on peaceful terms, made major amends with his kids, relied on his quality friendships to get him through this (esp in LawTube who could guide him better than most), kept his license... now, I'd be floored if a single one of these things happen. He's torched all of the bridges. That's why I'm going to label this a textbook tragedy--he is unable to overcome the antagonist of the story. He keeps thinking it's everything around him instead of himself. Every minute he spends online fighting everything "out there" is indicative that he's lost the plot. Life is long. He might get the lesson eventually. It will just apparently take a jail cell to finally make him confront his worst enemy: himself.
 
The only way Rekieta doesn’t win Lolcow of the year is if Patrick Tomlinson loses it and either: flys to Dan Mullen’s house and Dan’s wife kills him in self-defense, Patrick drives his Rustang into a Drumpf encampment (Daddy-daughter dance at a church), or he is arrested after Tor Swats admits that Patrick was swatting himself.

Bossman needs Trump to pardon him or to break out of prison.

Ralph needs to die on stream or get arrested by bounty hunters streaming his capture. Or get killed by Jade when he tries to kill Jim as his body fails and the Feds move in.

Rekieta is likely to be arrested again, get felted by Montegraph, get felted by Alisha Sweeps, and we might see total narcissistic mind break.
 

Legal dicksucker is going to go over the Rekieta lunacy. He said he's gonna go over it toward the end of the stream.
 
We should definitely respect Nick's privacy to the exact extent Nick (and we) respected Ron Toye's.
I m gonna be an asshole on this point.

Public records trump all that shit, and protect people like nick from being abused.

also I personally check out of watching nick after the toye stream he was doing fire and brimstone sermons denoucing ron, while preaching forgiveness for vic.

I also didnt like the religous stuff when he d play lip service to christian values and then boom it would be locker room talk with drew, and i remember the story about some retard that gave himself rug burn jacking it through sweat pants
 
Put another way, Nick has never had the shit beaten out of him.
Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!
 
Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!
Nick’s really changed my opinion on the trad lifestyle. Drugs, adultery, crazed men with baseball bats fighting over women. What the fuck?
 
Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!
I’ve said it before but it would be like 20 years worth of decent therapy if the following were to happen to him. Would probably fix him overnight

 
EDIT: Here is the Kino Casino stream where Aaron tells the baseball bat story. Should be timestamped for 2:15:50.
I know it's a comedy stream and they want to keep it light, but this isn't funny. I don't care what substances you're on, screaming at your crying wife at another man's house (while also surreptitiously accessing that man's private files) with two other people there because she refused a one-sided request - and then breaking down crying - can only be the result of drug psychoses and a disturbing severance from reality. I feel Aaron's downplaying it for his own benefit but if he could handle Nick "with one arm" yet felt he needed to bring a weapon, then he must have thought Nick was out of control and was going to hurt Kayla. That's full confirmation for me that Nick couldn't handle the drugs and his brain is permanently fried.

So if he's capable of doing this with witnesses present, and we know he's still on substances, then the logical assumption is that kind of thing has happened before and has probably happened again. Combined with his daughter on cocaine, shamelessly associating with creeps who have made pedophilic comments and letting them get in involved and his mafia like attempts to intimidate Aaron and others including flying in Ethan Ralph to film in court, I have to think that nothing is off the table for this guy.
 
Once Aaron, the Chad, pulled out the baseball bat (and apparently both of them agree this was an actual event), Nick, the gigantic pussy, caved in, like the wimp he is, and just said "oh yeah go ahead and fuck my wife."

"Just please PLEEEEEEEZE Aaron don't hit me with the baseball bat!"

What a CUCK!
The more Nick tells us, the more it's proven that Aaron cucked him (cucked by a cuck, very dishonorable). Not only did Aaron get to offload his psychotic wife, snort Nick's coke and score some benzo'd out Star Trek pussy, he threatened Nick with a fucking baseball bat like a chad. All I'm seeing are wins for the toe. Keep seething about how you can't forget his penis Nick, Aaron owns you.
 
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