💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Still Life is funny solely because of where he is. In Nick's locals chat, paying him money to fedpost. Put him anywhere else and he's just another retard.

You like this thread and this site? So do I. Still Life should be nowhere near it.

Still Life should be renamed to "Staying alive" (in Nick's Locals) considering the insanity and the amount of bans they avoided.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I’m a retard. When Milton reference “five other people knowing about this” it’s kind obvious who four of those five are.

1. Nick, non-practicing polysubstance addict extraordinaire
2.April, Homewrecker and owner of a ten head
3. Dax Herrera/ Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow
4. Ethan Oliver Ralph, Convicted Revenge Pornographer
5. Toss-up/ Qayla/ One of Aaron’s a-logs

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

According to Melton, they have all of Imholte's voicemails that were saved by Google. There has to be a shower call in there somewhere.

These would only be for Google Voice calls. Any other cellular provider is not linking voicemail to Google.

Kino/Warski is saying that he has someone who knows Nick's drug tests ended about 10-11 days ago.

Earlier on the casino warski said "a very reliable birdie" told him Nick stopped getting drug tested 12 days ago. Would like up with the meth posting

I trust Warski and PPP to get facts right only slightly more than Nick to pass a roadside sobriety test.

What happened to CRP books?

Preview copies od Wilshire Boulervard were sent as PDFs to a few people (Nick among them) and they are loSt unless someone finds a copy saved somewhere.

Speaking of, has there ever been a cow who's won LOTY 2 years in a row before? It might be the most prestigious achievement he ever has, unless the double-murder suicide happens.

Jonathan Yaniv, the weird Canadian tranny, has done so. I believe there have been others who have won multiple times non-consecutive.

As in a literal thing. We need to commission a statuette.

A statue would be prohibitively expensive, but funny. I am not sure a drop ship item in an affordable range is worth the effort.

Everything else I can think of is straying close to blogging, so I will chastise myself and keep silence.

Ideas for the stuffing?

Anything but cream... Nick would like that too much.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Still Life should be renamed to "Staying alive" (in Nick's Locals) considering the insanity and the amount of bans they avoided.

As far as I know, he doesn't avoid bans. He just pays for a new subscription with a similar name any time he's banned.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I'm a touch late here -- he missed his court mandated drug test (wonder why!) and they raided his house / electronics over him committing felony cybersecurity fraud?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

As far as I know, he doesn't avoid bans. He just pays for a new subscription with a similar name any time he's banned.

That's what I meant by avoidance. After all he's too insane to suck dick for cock to get unbanned because everything and everyone is a CIA NIGGER.

 

[Desktop User2]

I trust Warski and PPP to get facts right only slightly more than Nick to pass a roadside sobriety test.

There was a profile newly created claiming to have info on drug tests and xeet monitoring. Always skeptical of new profiles repeating exactly what people want to hear tho.

I have it on good authority to know they were not a mere 15-20 minutes late for the drug test. They were more than 2-hrs late and came in disheveled. Hard to prove on paper but came here to say this.

Tweets are being officially monitored by authorities.

 

[Harm]

I’m a retard. When Milton reference “five other people knowing about this” it’s kind obvious who four of those five are.

1. Nick, non-practicing polysubstance addict extraordinaire
2.April, Homewrecker and owner of a ten head
3. Dax Herrera/ Juju the Cow, a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow
4. Ethan Oliver Ralph, Convicted Revenge Pornographer
5. Toss-up/ Qayla/ One of Aaron’s a-logs

Patrick Melton has namedropped Karl of Who Are These Podcasts? as one of the people who knew about this (which would make him number five), although he did it during his drunk "it's all a prank, bro!" stream so maybe it's actually a hilarious joke that only his fellow pedophiles could accurately clock and decipher.

Because when you're committing federal crimes, the best thing to do is implicate your innocent friends as a joke.

Always skeptical of new profiles repeating exactly what people want to hear tho.

Especially when Nick was already running gay ops to feed Kino Casino false information to try to destroy their credibility. It failed, but it's still demonstrably in his toolset.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I'm sorry for Bossman fans, getting beat out by this guy what will probably be twice for LOTY AND having their cow end up in jail before crackets. Nick is a RATATOUILLE RAT

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm a touch late here -- he missed his court mandated drug test (wonder why!) and they raided his house / electronics over him committing felony cybersecurity fraud?

1. Drug test allegation is from Keanu whom I trust as much as I would like to fondle her floppy tits, which is 0%.
2. He was not raided at all, "the government" was there and this is all just according to what Nick said himself.

All made up garbage without verification at this point.
Not very credible either.

 

[BigPeanut]

What happened to CRP books?

Funnily enough Nick has a copy but he lost it in his crack den. Godwinson has a copy too but he’s a faggot nigger so he won’t release it just to be a faggot nigger, PPP has a copy that he lost in his fat rolls.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Reminder that back in mid 2023 Nick was giving @Null a hard time about "line crossing harassment" on KF. Nick even lied to Null about how he represented KF and Null just so he could play the victim.

The reposting of content from Nick's LOCALS (notably by @Yandex Captcha Solver and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's Panoptes program) was the assumed culprit since LOCALS was part of Nick's business model even though the LOCALS forum itself was public.

Now Nick has publicly claimed to be posting private and illegally obtained information about Aaron Imholte out of petty spite.

What a dumb greasy weasel.

TL/DR:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As far as I know, he doesn't avoid bans. He just pays for a new subscription with a similar name any time he's banned.

And he has to use gift cards because the platform blocked all his bank and credit cards when 2 account bans did not work.

I'm a touch late here -- he missed his court mandated drug test (wonder why!) and they raided his house / electronics over him committing felony cybersecurity fraud?

Supposedly. This is not confirmed. Also, the blame was put on April from Nick, per Keanu.

If true, I lean towards a drug or sex session while the rest of the family were out, and Nick blowing off the appointment by accident.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I'm a touch late here -- he missed his court mandated drug test (wonder why!) and they raided his house / electronics over him committing felony cybersecurity fraud?

so far its from "trust me I'm literally who?" tier sources as far as I know so I would not assume this is the case until something more concrete comes out.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm sorry for Bossman fans, getting beat out by this guy what will probably be twice for LOTY AND having their cow end up in jail before crackets. Nick is a RATATOUILLE RAT

Constantly seeing defeat snatched from the jaws of victory is the hallmark of being a Bossman fan. It's why we watch.

 

[Desktop User2]

Especially when Nick was already running gay ops to feed Kino Casino false information to try to destroy their credibility. It failed, but it's still demonstrably in his toolset.

I´m pretty sure that "gay op" about Kayla they were hypeing up for days just to drop at the last minute after we called the obvious bullshit was just "'totally not Kinochet" conjecture. I´m 99.9% certain of this because nothing besides us calling the bullshit happened for them to drop the hot goss.

 

[Captain Manning]

Still Life would make Nool miss having SIGVSEG around.

That's another example, yes. Null got a request from U.S. law enforcement on that one. He can't treat everything like he treated New Zealand. He can stall them for a time maybe, but if he gets served with a warrant by a U.S. authority, he has to action it per U.S. law. Why put him through that?

I trust Warski and PPP to get facts right only slightly more than Nick to pass a roadside sobriety test.

The biggest problem with Warski and PPP is they rely on Kinoshit for everything way too much.

You watch KC (in moderation, please) to listen to PPP piledrive somebody with a funny voice impersonations. You don't watch KC to learn facts.

As far as I know, he doesn't avoid bans. He just pays for a new subscription with a similar name any time he's banned.

Right. Fucking Rumble, the self-declared "free speech alternative" to YouTube, has tried to exorcise him several times. That should tell you what a liability he is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nate, SEEEEAAAN, and the crew are on Eric Hunley right now. So far no Nick sighting.

It’s not even 1pm he’s probably still sleeping off a hangover

 

[TexOffender]

It’s not even 1pm he’s probably still sleeping off a hangover

Nothing a little cocaine can't fix.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

It’s not even 1pm he’s probably still sleeping off a hangover

Start the clock. He may have been picked up by the local 5-0. Has he tweeted recently today?