💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Can of Spam]

Nick unintentionally turned K*w* F*rms into Kiwi Farms in the public eye.

Everyone likes laughing at a bullheaded village idiot.

 

[Lidl Drip]

April is an embarrassing lush who is nearing "Christmas example" levels of publicly humiliating herself with these drunken Tweets and I think she is perfect for Nick. In a perfect world the two would run away together to start a new life while Kayla goes to a proper rehab, gets therapy and raises her children with the support of the grandparents, without Nick around.

 

[Lammy]

So where is she?

Merida, Meheeco; getting GUNTED.
Aaron is in the corner, watching and furiously masturbating.

 

[Vibralldo]

"I hope x makes a million y" is basically a meme at this point, dude. Plenty of people say it now.

That's like saying if you say "no stalker child," you've outed yourself as Patrick Tomlinson. It doesn't work like that.

I say Nick and April are clearly talking all the time and Nick is at the very least dictating what some of her tweets should be

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

No, stalker child, I did not send tweets wishing anyone a million dollars in a BPD/drugged out episode. Enjoy prison.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GOnENVylxPI
It really is this simple isn't it?

Requesting one of you talented farmers make a this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs where its just cuts of Rekieta becoming worse and worse.

This has to be nick, not April. Who talks about statutes unless a lawyer? The rapid fire nature of them makes me think this has to be nick. It's just his MO to do this in his narcissistic attempt at control.

Tending to agree he is overplaying his hand with these tweets. It may be a mix of both of them but I'd say at this point the majority is him thinking he is being clever.
Not gonna help the court case either way.

 

[Captain Manning]

I say Nick and April are clearly talking all the time and Nick is at the very least dictating what some of her tweets should be

I'll buy that he's influencing her. Sure. Clearly, he is. She's head over heels for him.

But I don't believe he's been impersonating her this whole time.

 

[USAroXX]

For the autists reading Aprils tweets, who may not understand social cues from BPD skanks, this is April being Funny and Weird.

Yeah--exposing sex talk with their father
So funny
So weird

CPS should absolutely remove those kids based on ALL these social media posts. AND the melton show and admissions and chats.

No take backs on GROOMING
Sorry - go fukc yourselves.

THESE posts will NOT be the last time
AND
The fact is: All these posts are still up for 5 kids to see as are two of melton videos

INVESTIGATE by CPS by MN by DA by MN STATE BAR.....All those IP Addresses are going to be soooooo funny and sooooo weird.

Done

I wish them 1 million excuses

PEACE

 

[IamnottheNSA]

We all laughed at the anti drug PSAs the school system made us watch as kids. Turns out they were 100% right.

Hopefully they can use Nick as the face of a new campaign.

*Nick Rekieta was a rich, successful lawyer that had his whole life ahead of him. Then his friend Dax "Juju the Cow" Herrera introduced him to cocaine..."

This is your brain:

This is your brain on drugs:

Any questions?

 

[Desktop User2]

I say Nick and April are clearly talking all the time and Nick is at the very least dictating what some of her tweets should be

They are openly talking all the time on their X profiles. There is no doubt they are talking, fucking and doing drugs probably together. That doesn´t mean he is, for whatever reason it would be, writing her xeets.

 

[Big Mommy]

I spent a few hours reading over the thread, one theory I haven't seen put forward is this - recently Aaron and April finalized their divorce. This usually means "Give me all my shit I left at your place." April may have had a tablet or laptop where she watches YouTube - "Hey Aaron, can you log in so I can watch this?" Now she is going through the stuff she got back and realizes Aaron is still logged in to that laptop/tablet. Just as a theory as to how a bunch of tech-illiterate idiots with holes in their brain even got access to begin with.

If only she had a synapse or two that still functioned, then she might realize that Rackets will probably throw her under the bus for this when it all backfires spectacularly...

This is correct. April you need to poke holes in every condom in the house and guest-house whore-house, dump those morning after pills, no more birth control. They won't even need to run a paternity test on the baby, they will just have to look at the nose in profile.

*Nick Rekieta was a rich, successful lawyer that had his whole life ahead of him. Then his friend Dax "Juju the Cow" Herrera introduced him to cocaine..."

Reminder that Dax also introduced Blowblax to cocaine which caused him to sperg out, send a million messages asking for money/help, give up his lucrative YouTube niche (to be stolen by his editor), check himself into a hospital for BPD, and become the laughing stock of commentary YouTube.

If Dax Herrera enters a building I am in, I am jumping out of a window if that is what it takes to get away from him.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

This is your brain:
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This is your brain on drugs:
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Any questions?

I still can't get over how well that abomination passes for a Jack Scalfani creation. Just shoop in the fat fuck in place of Rackets and your bait is complete.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

April, after saying her account "may or may not have been hacked", now says the tweets were posted by "some other fucked up version of me."

Her "hacked" story lasted a couple minutes.

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If Nick had been able to compromise Aaron's accounts (admittedly through Aaron's retarded lack of OpSec), I'd say that this is basically confirmation that Nick has been Xeeting as April for some time.

 

[RodgerDodger]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GOnENVylxPI
It really is this simple isn't it?

Nick's kids would kill for somebody to make them scrambled eggs. Or for somebody to beat dear old mom dad, and dad's whore, with the frying pan.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Honestly things are happening so fast now and the decline keeps accelerating so quickly that I wouldn't be surprised we have a murder-suicide by the end of the year.

We are coming into the Holiday Season!

 

[porkWellington]

I was never that big on Ralph content, outside of seeing him get his face smashed in. He is just dumb, unintelligent people don't interest me, I find narcissistic people like Nick self imploding and reducing themselves from self made millionaires to brain-dead, broke drug addicts far more entertaining.
Ralph was just a woman beating piece of primo trailer park trash and his life went the way one can expect it to.

The genius of Ralph is he repeatedly stumbles into other people's shit and becomes a casualty.

When Nick's implosion first began Ralph was at a crossroad; stab Nick in the back or guard the Balldo. After Tweeting a few jabs at Nick, Nick likely placated Ralph and he firmly became Team Balldo. Like with Cozy, Ralph made himself Nick's attack dog.

Fast forward to now and Ralph's not allowed in the US because Nick placated Ralph's ego

 

[Vibralldo]

They are openly talking all the time on their X profiles. There is no doubt they are talking, fucking and doing drugs probably together. That doesn´t mean he is, for whatever reason it would be, writing her xeets.

I guarantee Nick is at the very least, in a meth fuelled mania, saying "April, tweet this out, it'll really own those kiwi prudes!" and she does

 

[Space Pope]

Your Honor, the same Iranian Super-Hackers that hacked Aaron's Gmail hacked April's Xitter.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wish Nick's polycule would shack up with Bex Gerber's polycule for some really explosive action.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I spent a few hours reading over the thread, one theory I haven't seen put forward is this - recently Aaron and April finalized their divorce. This usually means "Give me all my shit I left at your place." April may have had a tablet or laptop where she watches YouTube - "Hey Aaron, can you log in so I can watch this?" Now she is going through the stuff she got back and realizes Aaron is still logged in to that laptop/tablet. Just as a theory as to how a bunch of tech-illiterate idiots with holes in their brain even got access to begin with.

April went over to pick up everything months ago and the divorce was finalized months ago as well (edit: July for the divorce). That should all be in the Aaron Imholte thread. Whatever happened to give Nick access couldn't have happened recently.

Melton, who is in contact with Nick and claims to have been told what was going on, says Aaron logged into Nick's computer to stream from it and then forgot to log out. I don't know if that's true, but I can see Aaron being stupid enough to leave an account logged in.

If Nick had been able to compromise Aaron's accounts (admittedly through Aaron's retarded lack of OpSec), I'd say that this is basically confirmation that Nick has been Xeeting as April for some time.

This does not follow at all.