💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%
  • Total voters
    685
John Andrews Stan said:
That is definitely Celeste.
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Yeah that's definitely her:
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Found a slightly more accurate version of the 'I will be us' tattoo from earlier in the thread. It fails to be truly accurate as there is only one nigger depicted:
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Apologies to the user who created this, I forgot to make note of your name or copy the post link.
 
Captain Manning said:
So, it's come to this... has it?

After decades of threatening it, Nick has finally forced them to make good on their promise.

The South is finally rising again.

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Somehow I always knew that the Second American Civil War would be caused by some faggot in the Yankee state of Minnesota who can't cook for shit. I just didn't want to believe it.
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Yeee Haw!
Tearing down our statues was one thing but fucking with our food done crossed a line.
My Great-Great-something Grandpappy didn't give his blood at Sharpsburg for this shit.
We need to stop this asshole now before he gets it into his head to cook Grits.
 
Rekieta and April were back at it on Twitter, responding to each other.

He's white-knighting her
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And laughing about the anal joke.
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Also, Rekieta is fighting random nerds on Twitter (as usual). I find this interaction mildly amusing because of his change of stance against these pirates clipping his Locals content.
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Yandex Captcha Solver said:
:really: Your making fun of my life? I've got a magical word up my sleeve that will tear you into pieces. NERD
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Even when I was a nerd as a kid (a long time ago) it was barely even an insult worthy of responding to with "And?" And Revenge of the Nerds pretty much killed it. Geek was still an insult but it was more the pencil-neck variety.
DickMain said:
Imagine not ever having some grits with butter. I would rope (no offense to your wife).
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Brb getting some heavy cream.
 
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Whoa buddy!

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Imagine fishing for attention and a reaction from Anna kasparian because you know that she likes to laugh at you for being a humongous loser and completely tanking your life.

You think if she saw him in real life and he reached one of those shaky wrinkly druggie hands out to her that she would recoil like she did with those rapey homeless men?

Nick is probably just as clean and stable looking at this point. Also those biscuits and gravy looks like fucking prison gruel in feudal china. Like something you're only fed after everyone else gets to eat because while they don't care if you die they have to pretend to be keeping you alive.

Frankly that CPS lady he hates because she could smell the decay In his hovel should come back and stick him in a ditch for feeding that to children instead of death row prisoners.

If that's how he feeds them those kids are probably malnourished and won't be plump enough to sell to his friends like Vito when the time comes.

(Honestly 90% of my anger comes from the biscuits and gravy, this is worse than those reddit faggots that Sherman post about mass murdering southerners. I know they're not capable of doing anything but rekeita can sure fuck up some good food)
 
I'm seeing a lot of people simping for the A-cup thot, but nobody telling her to check her messages for one from a certain slobbering dog.

Very disappointing. Twitter remains as gay and retardpilled as ever.

EDIT: Except this guy. This guy did good.

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And this guy.

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Actually. I'm seeing a few now. Maybe I am too harsh on Twitter in this instance.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
Whoa buddy!

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“Heya Ana!”

/Slicks back greasy hair

“So… What’s a little cutie like you doin’ right here? I hear you’ve taken an interest in my life-implosion, coke fueled cucking and neglected kids? How ‘bout you swing that cute lil’ MILFy ass of yours to Minnesota and I can set the record straight?”

/Fingers balldo with shaking hands

“So yeah… DM me girl!”
 
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing Aaron's arraignment hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he (virtually) attended Aaron's hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter) and he's coping hard about how they're not going to extradite him for a misdemeanor. He says he's only heard about this within the past few days because it was sent to an email he does not often check. He is very mad at Aaron Imholte and is seething about him being "a total hypocrite" and how he's "not looking for a boxing match" at this point and has repeatedly suggested Aaron is the driving force here. He says he knows more about the relevant statutes than "either Aaron or his attorney".

"I'm not worried about it at all, otherwise I wouldn't be talking about it live on air...I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway. Good luck."

He's still talking about this matter even as I'm typing this out.

EDIT: Per @Balldo's Gate revealing the warrant and subsequently Ethan's own further statements, Ethan has clarified that this is a matter in Stearns County and thus more likely related to streaming Aaron's arraignment. Post slightly edited with the updated information.
 
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Rekieta has joined Patrick Melton's stream


EDIT: Rekieta, unprompted, brought up the Spaghettios story and is seething about it.
 
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing. He claims that they don't seem to care much about him personally and are focused on going after Nick Rekieta and that they are alleging that he was acting on Nick's behalf when he attended the hearing. He says he was contacted and served by an agent of the government.

It's allegedly a misdemeanor and they are pursuing him "via a multi-billion dollar company" (Twitter) and he's coping hard about how they're not going to extradite him for a misdemeanor. He says he's only heard about this within the past few days because it was sent to an email he does not often check. He is very mad at Aaron Imholte and is seething about him being "a total hypocrite" and how he's "not looking for a boxing match" at this point and has repeatedly suggested Aaron is the driving force here. He says he knows more about the relevant statutes than "either Aaron or his attorney".

"I'm not worried about it at all, otherwise I wouldn't be talking about it live on air...I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway. Good luck."

He's still talking about this matter even as I'm typing this out.
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He really is hiding from the law in Mexico. God, not even Burroughs could have written the Ralphamale’s life in any stranger way.
 
Haru Okumura said:
Ethan Ralph has just revealed live on air, very angrily, that Minnesota is pursuing him on charges for something related to his attendance at the Rekieta omnibus hearing.
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>be Ethanol Liver Ralph
>"I'MMA GO OMNIBUSSIN AND DOXXXXXXX ALL THE KEE-WEE AYYLAWGS BISH! KILLSTREAM BAYBEY!"
>go to the omnibus hearing, smelling like shit and cheap alcohol
>give up the name your daddy gave you when pressured by a steel toe fan
>reveal to the kiwis your bald spot
>get laughed at by the kiwis (who ended up looking like normal people)
>end up humiliated while accomplishing nothing you set out to accomplish
>months later you're now wanted by the government for the whole thing
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Just how do you fuck up so bad, Ralph?
"I will never step foot in the State of Minnesota again anyway."
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Welp, the battle of Jim's driveway is now officially cancelled. Sad!
 
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