Please don't get me started on the NC BBQ issue. All of the transplants ask about brisket, and I'm like, why can't we institute the death penalty for that fucking question. If you can break down NC BBQ types/history, you can move here. If you can't, total transplant death.
No other lolcow of the year can compete with the one true christianity all-in-one voltron lolcow.
Maybe I am a cooking retard but is he talking about using wine in cooking? Why wouldn't he be able to use it, when you use alcohol in cooking doesn't the alcohol cook off? Or is the very small amount left really enough to trigger a drug sensor or something?
He probably would lick the bottle after pouring some into the pan and not be able to resist taking swigs of it.
All true! Especially this:
Crackets father Bob being around is definitely for CPS.
Your making fun of my life? I've got a magical word up my sleeve that will tear you into pieces. NERD
I suspect she also plays the vulnerability game. There's certainly no indication that she's ever lived as an independent adult.
“Was” as in this morning. He’ll be back there this afternoon. Don’t worry.Was?
Nick's legal problems are very much real life issues and all of them, including the Montagraph lawsuit, stem from his abuse of substances. Whether he's an "addict" is irrelevant. His substance abuse has created havoc in his own life and the lives of his family.
Which is ironic considering southern cuisine was developed by displaced northerners who had to adapt their dishes to a completely foreign agricultural environment. Imagine not ever having some grits with butter. I would rope (no offense to your wife).
Pull up, Goose!
Huh. Ironic. No?
So every day is a day of psychotic screaming about strangers who aren't even there to kids who don't care and are worried this psycho has a knife in his hand while spewing insane nonsense that makes no sense.
It's hard to tell since they're both completely insane.
If you're going to fuck up the biscuits that bad you might as well just use canned biscuit dough and that gravy that comes in a boilable bag.
Or maybe he's not allowed to be alone with them. I mean I can't imagine why that would be the case.
More like a sea of semen.
FTFY.
If that's why he's doing it, he should try not acting like a ranting and raving psycho in a documentary where they show you home videos from before the axe came out.
She may be very dim and slow, but she'll eventually realize that, and that's when things get fun.
Yeah, I experienced something kinda like this from one old ex. Difference being it was pre-Twitter, so it occurred over AOL IM and wasn't broadcast to the universe.
There are no heroes and villains in this story, only cucks and hoes.
Ever since Drexel and Nick's American Beauty obession, I have had suspicions about Nick. At least Ana is closer Nick's age.
He doesn't, he just lies like a motherfucker because he's a motherfucking liar.
So now he has Boogie's nonstop lying, John Walker Flynt's troonery, Dick's penchant for hanging around with nobody but pedophiles, Fatty Tomlinson's childing and child neglect, Jack Scalfatty's cooking skills, Tommy Tooter's authentic schizo gibberish, Ralph's drug abuse, and he's adding Russell Greer's creeping creepily into DMs.
