💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    698
My ancestors are crying, and the land itself is crying out for vengeance. Nick, never pretend to cook Southern food ever again. This revolts all my senses.
 
Well the hunley stream is coming to the end and Nick was in the chat until the end and didn't take the link to join. Nate left hoping he'd come on afterward but nope.
 
Captain Manning said:
So, it's come to this... has it?

After decades of threatening it, Nick has finally forced them to make good on their promise.

The South is finally rising again.

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Somehow I always knew that the Second American Civil War would be caused by some faggot in the Yankee state of Minnesota who can't cook for shit. I just didn't want to believe it.
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Bowl of Ramen said:
My ancestors are crying, and the land itself is crying out for vengeance. Nick, never pretend to cook Southern food ever again. This revolts all my senses.
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My wife is from "the north" and I can say, all those fucking northerners always think they know exactly what southern food is, how to cook it, etc. Then they can't tell you what NC BBQ vs Memphis BBQ is, try to give you raspberry tea when you think you're about to get southern sweet tea, inform you how they don't know what grits are and have never heard of okra before, etc. Nothing against them, they just have no clue what our cuisine is like to the point where they can't really even discuss it because they have the terminology wrong at a very basic level.
 
UFO casino said:
Plz no bully, I still don't understand how the balldo works... I understand that you put your balls into it somehow but then i don't understand exactly how the rest goes.
I heard PPP sorta explain it on the Kino Casino but I don't get it.
Unironically, make it make sense for me.
Everytime i read the word Balldo i am confused as to what it does or how it works.
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you put the balldo encased balls in to the vagina as if it were your cock while your actual cock flops limply at a weird angle. It's retarded
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
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Food is ready!​

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THANKS DADDY!

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datura_binge said:
My wife is from "the north" and I can say, all those fucking northerners always think they know exactly what southern food is, how to cook it, etc. Then they can't tell you what NC BBQ vs Memphis BBQ is, try to give you raspberry tea when you think you're about to get southern sweet tea, inform you how they don't know what grits are and have never heard of okra before, etc. Nothing against them, they just have no clue what our cuisine is like to the point where they can't really even discuss it because they have the terminology wrong at a very basic level.
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The only people more ignorant are West coast faggots (its not your fault, yall hardly ever venture further East).

I go out west and my friends invite me to a "barbecue" and I show up to see hamburgers and hotdogs on an open grill. I was disappointed.
 
How does Balldo reconcile saying he is "busy" all the time when all he seems to do is hang around in random chats of people he once associated with?

I understand, Lord Balldo, you think if these guys had sweeped harder for you that your reputation wouldn't be shot. It still would be.

Nick's cope over addiction is just that; cope. He was drinking non stop and snorting cocaine like most people breathe. I don't subscribe to the disease aspect and I think it's always a choice, but it for sure plays with your pleasure, reward, stress and risk responses. Is it such a fucking L to say you lost control? It has to be better than "I was fine till everyone around me snitched" angle play he does.
 
Kipersonapiscesotter said:
How does Balldo reconcile saying he is "busy" all the time when all he seems to do is hang around in random chats of people he once associated with?
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For once, he is not lying here. He is busy; he is busy being a faggot.

Takes a lot of time and dedication to be his level of retarded. I would invite you to be more appreciative of his efforts.
 
Gorton Colu said:
Nick offended me as Southerner with his poor quality slop of biscuits and gravy. He made it more sloppy and botched the presentation and ratio of ingredients. No doubt it was disgusting.

Instead of being a comfort food, it was uncomfortable to look at.
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I fucking love Buscuits and Gravy, but whatever the fuck Nick made? That ain't it chief.
Third World Aristocrat said:
Now that April left the Balldo Bunker, Rekieta is in search of another woman's attention.

He also tweets about how he is was suicidal.
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*Still is. We all know what you'll do when the guilty verdict comes in you selfish asshole.
 
UFO casino said:
Plz no bully, I still don't understand how the balldo works... I understand that you put your balls into it somehow but then i don't understand exactly how the rest goes.
I heard PPP sorta explain it on the Kino Casino but I don't get it.
Unironically, make it make sense for me.
Everytime i read the word Balldo i am confused as to what it does or how it works.
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No problem friend, I got you:

Step 1. Insert your testicles into the torture device

Step 2. Lie to yourself that this is totally normal and not at all the most degenerate thing you've ever done

Step 3. Sell you soul to Slannesh so that pain is now synonymous with pleasure

Step 4. Do all the drugs, permanently alter your brain chemistry, and become unable to differentiate reality from the lies you tell yourself

Step 5. Start a cooking channel.
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Hope that helps!
 
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Kipersonapiscesotter said:
How does Balldo reconcile saying he is "busy" all the time when all he seems to do is hang around in random chats of people he once associated with?
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“Those are just your delusions stalker child.”
(He doesn’t because he can’t.)

When people point out his inconsistencies he just acts like a victim and says the biggest lie he can think of to deflect, like the drug test on his kid being wrong.
When people post literal video evidence of him contradicting what he just said now he doesn’t respond.

The holes in his brain just make him incapable of realizing that not everyone is as stupid as april or has given up on life like Our Wife.
 
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