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BBW is good for a date night in the respect that your lady isn't going to wonder why you don't want to fuck after eating all the grease and carbs.
I wonder if TamHam wonders, or she views it as a benefit?
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BBW is good for a date night in the respect that your lady isn't going to wonder why you don't want to fuck after eating all the grease and carbs.
I wonder if TamHam wonders, or she views it as a benefit?
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For the love of God, can this fat retard ever stop drooling about "fud picshures"? What part of his brain doesn't understand marketing & advertisement?
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You could have stopped right there. Jack only understands meet gud, cheese gud, greese gud.
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Jackthulu Scalfanothep, devourer of worlds and great suid God.
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"It's Mayo"
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Maple and sugar sauces aren't carnivore. But again we all know this is just a larp. He started this almost a year ago and he's still a fatass.
It just means the bone was broken before. I mean I can't count the amount of times I've made wings at home and just out of the package one was broken.
It happens. Deal with it.
No. He needs to SEE the food for some reason. It must activate some primal part of his brain that saves him from using his imagination.
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Someone who puts out the pinkest chicken imaginable as if it's still clucking in the barn has no rights to comment on the doneness of food.
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Not only that, but Jack is a functionally (perhaps even legally) blind compulsive liar saying “looks dun to me” to an entirely imaginary audience presumably looking to him for precisely such an informed opinion while he films himself pigging out on a motorized cart.
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All the guy needs now is his podcast that comes with its own language.
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not trying to "ameriburger lol" but come tf on. this is pure idiocracy
also since when are the titans & cowboys the two worst teams? fucking retard, the bottom of the NFL is the panthers, and/or the pathetic saints who just lost to the panthers so badly their coach got fired for it. but whatever, of course jack is a.) a cowgirls fan and b.) totally ignorant.
also idk why he keeps calling it "bee dublyoo." that's not what the restaurant is called jack. that's not even a nickname anyone uses
also since when are the titans & cowboys the two worst teams? fucking retard, the bottom of the NFL is the panthers, and/or the pathetic saints who just lost to the panthers so badly their coach got fired for it. but whatever, of course jack is a.) a cowgirls fan and b.) totally ignorant.
also idk why he keeps calling it "bee dublyoo." that's not what the restaurant is called jack. that's not even a nickname anyone uses
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Because
Mac and cheese burger sounds gross. A good burger is about ratios - the meat, salad and bread need to all be in the right amounts. Shoving a scoop of carbs onto it is unneeded and will fuck the delicate burger balance. Just make a normal cheese burger, god damn.
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Yeah it sounds nasty but it probably sells which is why they offer it.
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Ameri'burgers must consoom new borger!
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it really needs a fried egg, some onion rings and oreo crumble
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That's definitely Fatty's attitude.
New borgor comes out and Fatty must eat it.
And I know we keep going back to this but it reached peak Fatty when he ordered that Bacon Bourbon Borgor from Wendy's. Takes a bite, smashes as much as he can into his mouth so the sauce oozes out the side.
That is Fatty in a nutshell. A consoomer of fast food larping as a food critic and chef.
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I don't follow football, but I thought the Cowboys were a consistently poor team like the Lions, if maybe not THE worst?
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No, they are more a team known for choking in the playoffs lately. They've made the playoffs the past few years and a couple of times in the decade before that.
They had that insane run the 90s, too. Lions have been inept for decades now, with only 1 playoff win since like 1993 or some time around then. Browns and lions are the lol-tier teams in the NFL
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Jack says this yet God gives him strokes which he doesn't give a fuck, but cries about movies having political agendas or anyone being slightly mean to him
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Ah wasn't this when he happily took a bite & didn't notice fuck all that the Bacon was missing untill Tammy called it out?
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Jacks only fear is running out of bacon up let's be honest.
He's too dumb to be scared and the religious shit is a larp. He has a huge ego but he probably doesn't think about an afterlife. Where he will be in good graces of FDR and Jack the Ripper.