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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
    1,556
John Andrews Stan said:
I’ve never noticed any facial resemblance between Jack and Jack “Jr.”
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Fatty doesn't resemble his brother he does a podcast with either except maybe the skin tone, and even the couple rare pictures of him that have been dug up from when he was younger(like his wedding) aren't any better. His brother on the podcast does resemble his gay brother but again Fatty himself not really.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Are ALL of the Scalfani brothers homosexual?
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The one on the podcast seems to have a wife and kids, and as little as I've watched of the podcast hasn't done anything obviously gay like Fatty himself can't go 5 minutes without doing. No absurd takes like not wanting a male dog because he doesn't want to risk accidentally jacking it off. The gay one is openly gay, and I don't think the sister had any inclination to tell Fatty a thing about her personal life let alone random people on the internet since Fatty shoved a camera in her face.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Are ALL of the Scalfani brothers homosexual?
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Charles wears Under Armor almost exclusively, and has the physiognomy of one.

The other brother poses topless with his puffed nipples on couchsurfing apps.

I don't have to list off all the reasons that point to Jack as one, and if he ever transitioned to a southern accent he'd fit right in with the rest of the Ladybugs.
 
Super Hans v2 said:
Charles wears Under Armor almost exclusively
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So is UA just super popular with faggots? I don't have roving hoards of them where I live so the only people I see in UA are 20 something dude bros out with their fatty girlfriends eating fass fud.

Personally, the hand over mouth thing that Jack does is enough to convince me he's fond of dick. That shit is incredibly gay, not a single one of the women in my life even do that shit.
 
Lets ask the real question here what did Jack demand as a post vote treat from Tammy?

A tub of bacon up? Wibz? Pull pork? Alone time with Jim Tranyor? DVD box set of Bluey?
 
I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
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Here's one that's supposedly his brother: (deleted because it's probably not him)



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Neko GF said:

BUFFALO WILD WINGS 2 NEW FLAVORS - WING WARS​

(11/06/24)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=zimLgWYwNOoPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zimLgWYwNOo
BUFFALO WILD WINGS 2 NEW FLAVORS - WING WARS.mp4
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So fatty sees ads for food multiple times and that's what prompts him to beg Tammy to drive him to get wings? Of course he has no understanding of how online advertising works.

Bitches about boneless wings he isn't ordering. Drools over pictures of burgers and states they're important to him from "a marketing aspect"

Tammy still has to stick out her tongue just to taste a bit of sauce on the end of a fork... Also could have just used the damned fried that were right there. Then Tammy tells him he can eat the sauces(that definitely aren't carnivore, and are likely 40% high fructose corn syrup) while Fatty himself gets angy because she wont answer which sauce she's going to order.

Talks about undercooked and overcooked chicken, while showing a wing that was supposedly neither... so then why start talking about undercooked food?

"good for date night" sure Fatty.
 
Fatty talking about overcooked and undercooked wings is hilarious. Overcooked wing bones won't split unless you really overcooked the shit out of them.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Fatty talking is hilarious.
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Saved some typing for you. His stroked out gurggles that he tries to pass as words and ends up as brutal text to speech typos and OBJ OBJ. Are just hilarious. Jack legit called bdubz a date night spot? Lmao Mrs would leave me if I took her there, rightfully so.

I know it's said many times before but Tammy only brings him in public to gross others out she's a truly evil bitch.
 
Acceptable said:
Because fat has to go somewhere. Remember when Tammy slayton was so fat her forehead itself had a BMI of 20.
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It's like her body itself just said oh fuck it I don't even care any more just put it on her forehead.
In the Sick of It said:
I searched for "Jack Scalfani" on tenor and found this gross gif of him in a pie eating contest. Anyone know where it's from?
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Here's one that's supposedly his brother: (deleted because it's probably not him)



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He's obviously had a lot of practice taking weiners to the hilt.
 
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