💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Artificial Stupidity]

That still makes me fucking cringe watching it. Like bruh, BRUH! That's you fucking WIFE you disrespectful faggot.

Yeah I lost a lot of respect when he started doing that shit.

I just hope his kids didn't hear him speak like that about their mom, no matter how wrecked, drugged out & ghoulish she may look when your dad is saying that shit it's going to fuck you up.

 

[OrionBalls]

Is there a LOLCOW medication out there they are all taking?

It's ego and inflated sense of self-worth. When people feel important to others, they reflect that behavior in productive ways, or sometimes they just self destruct. Tale as old as time. Addictive personalities never see themselves as part of. Only ever as below or above the others around them.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Presented without comment:

Hey Nick, that thing you're accusing Aaron of doing? That's called a "victory wank."

And anyway, bold words from someone accused by Aaron of repeatedly hitting himself over the head like an autistic child in similar circumstances.

 

[WelperHelper99]

this would be worth a silver coin to mark an occasion if he wins or losses @Null, I bought 3 of the silver Chris Chan coins.

That silver coin of Nick would be legendary. There would be so many things you could put on it. Obviously a balldo, proably some whiskey in there, the law pope hat, with nick's face in a drunken stupor. Oh i'd buy one lol.

 

[Law]

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

This might be late, bjt umtl sjhe starts typingh lik this, it’s probably not Nick

No, chikd. It was never a law chabnel, little baby chilf. My daughter neber tested positive for cocaine, never has, nwver will. Those are merely your deludiobs, stalkwr.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I’d love a commemorative silver coin for this.
3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

Needs a mugshot of Balldo somewhere in there too, looking as unappealing as possible.

 

[New & Improved Username]

we're gonna make it
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Ethan Ralph could impregnate a Mexican hooker and Corinne in a threesome, post a video of it and still not win at this point.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Grifty on the Joe/Good Lawgic show, note the messy kitchen.

Lol fat. I wonder how he feels about all of Rekieta’s fat and nerd jokes considering he is both.

 

[Carl Smallwang]

I doubt he can't pay. His brain is so fried, he just can't keep up with his bills. This is usually a common problem with homeless people. They lose all their executive functioning after drugs hollow out their skull. Most homeless Americans are covered by the welfare system if the file they right paperwork. But a common issue social workers run into are druggies who simply make filing that paperwork a nightmare. So Joe public has to deal with cities filled with soulless husks shitting in the streets.

It's ironic that Nick the libertarian has the skin conditions and neurosis of a homeless bum now, lol.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

Cuckis majoris

 

[Fortyone]

BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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https://archive.ph/bitJC

I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I kept checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

(However, if you'd like a good alternate theory, where CLE credits weren't the main issue, see here).

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
EDIT 3: Added link to post concerning CLE credits requirements.
EDIT 4: Typo.

How much felt and Ls can one man take in his life? Jesus christ Nick.

I sure hope the polyamory and cocaine was worth it

 

[OrionBalls]

So Joe public has to deal with cities filled with soulless husks shitting in the

Just want to say that those husks have souls, they're simply hidden away under years of the trauma of rough living, and self medicating that pain away. It's a vicious self-inflicted cycle of abuse and abusiveness. But it can get better, and for many of us, it does. You can wish for life, or you can wish for death, but you can't have both.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

This saga is going to end in suicide or murder suicide isn't it?

Nick is too much of a spineless faggot to kill himself or anyone else (excluding vehicular manslaughter while wasted).

Kayla is of course a non-entity.

April is a hunter and could probably kill someone, but at this point she's already completely debased herself. What would drive her to kill?

 

[mrt6732]

How much felt and Ls can one man take in his life? Jesus christ Nick.

I sure hope the polyamory and cocaine was worth it

There is nothing worse than people like Nick who build up something then throw it all away and then act all defiant whilst going down with the final flush in the toilet bowl.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Whilst I understand why Null has been offering April & Kayla money for the videocam footage and it is a great troll on Rekieta, it simply isn't enough money to get them to go along with releasing the video footage. The amount of money needed would simply be far too much to expect Null to have.

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.
April claims she can't afford a $20 webcam and that's why she jeopardized her legal case by connecting from Nick's studio.
Kayla never made any money and I doubt she has any control over their finances.
Money may be tight in the Balldo Bunker.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I said it before but this guy has a major Lowtaxian energy. I think there's a real chance of him pulling a Lowtax, if not going the full family annihilator route. I'll quote this if it happens.

He is far too self-centered to punch his own ticket.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.
April claims she can't afford a $20 webcam and that's why she jeopardized her legal case by connecting from Nick's studio.
Kayla never made any money and I doubt she has any control over their finances.
Money may be tight in the Balldo Bunker.

Is it considered ill advised or disrespectful to connect via Zoom to a hearing using a cellphone?

Otherwise, April is just a retard. Does she own a car? Just go to the hearing in person. Stupid whore.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.

I think he could afford it just fine. He seems to have not done his 45 hours of continuing education. Why? My guess is because he is a lazy fuck and didn't feel like it. Also, rules are for the little people, the simmering hoi polloi masses-- not that apex of mascululinity, coolnesss and humanity, the great Niq Riqieta. See also his refusal to pay his speeding tickets, his Montagraph payment, his taxes and so on. It isn't that he can't, it's that he simply doesn't feel like it, because why should he? Mommy and Daddy have bailed him out of all those types of issues before (see Bob paying his literal taxes earlier), so my thinking is that he simply hasn't asked them to step up to the plate (and why indeed should he even have to ask them, they should just do it, BOB!) and bail him out of those pesky weird and funny payments.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This year? No.
Last year I voted for Tomlinson because I expected that Rekieta of 2024 will dwarf Rekieta of 2023. This year Bossman Jack comes close to Nick's "achievements" when it comes to legal problems but Bossman already was a crackhead compulsive gambler when we discovered him - jail time was only a matter of time. Nick went from someone perceived as a successful entertainer, good father, good husband and productive member of his community to... whatever he is now.

Bossman is Null ballot stuffing. Patrick earned 2nd place.

Bossman is like Chantal, a mildly amusing lolcow that Null likes and therefore some of the forum does because they fall in line with Null when he is wrong (think the cheese thread).

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Needs a mugshot of Balldo somewhere in there too, looking as unappealing as possible.

No, no, no, the front of the coin needs a classic coin profile. That beak of his deserves a profile. And with the head slung forward from the upper spine curve like in that courthouse photo after kayla's hearing.

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

I desperately want that translation/ conversion of Nick's tattoo to be correct , bc visually it looks like "ego + autism," which, if correct, is absolutely coincidentally perfect for a nick + KF combo.

I am a fan of classic and klassy things, so I see a classic metal coin in relief, profile on the front, maybe with LOTY above the year (he will absolutely win this year), to the lower right or running along the lower edge.

And on the reverse - ego autem & some other choice comments running around the whole edge, with an inner circular border. The inner circle is divided with an X (tribute to the St Andrew's cross for the dungeon that never was), with the balldo in one quadrant, a wolf head in another (oriented and howling in the direction of the balldo), the star trek sign in the third, and in the 4th - either a workboot (steel toe style) or blank (lol), or maybe a mountain of coke. OK, my coin is going to need to be at least as big as a silver dollar.