💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
N1bbaN3rd said:
This could also explain Nick's weight loss
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I'd say that long term heavy cocaine and alcohol use are enough to explain that. Alcoholics are frequently malnourished from the effects of alcohol interfering with normal digestion and nutrient absorption. He probably has holes in his liver to match the ones in his brain.
Pippa's Greasy KB said:
I assume that's with all the previous years.
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Yeah, I'd assume that is what he means by lifetime total. If only Nick had a to receive viewer donations for streaming. Hey, wait, actually he did before he pissed it away and made himself a pariah.
 
DickMain said:
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"Look, a lot of people have been "trolling" me and there is trolling, and then there's the repeated implications that I'm cheating on my wife or that she is a whore, or that we're in some sort of cuckold relationship."

Has Nick been living under a rock?
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A crack rock to be specific, biggest one to dull his pain, he has to crawl under it with his Reddit sycophants and smoke it
 
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What years of heat allergy does to a nigger.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
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Whilst I understand why Null has been offering April & Kayla money for the videocam footage and it is a great troll on Rekieta, it simply isn't enough money to get them to go along with releasing the video footage. The amount of money needed would simply be far too much to expect Null to have.

Rekieta's stupid rant about how Nerds needed to be beaten to death, was one of the more pathetic rants I have ever seen.

He just showed how heartbroken he is over his dire position in life, and it is all his own fault.

His spiral appears to have no bottom and I am not sure things aren't going to get a lot darker in the next year or two.
 
SargonF00t said:
Whilst I understand why Null has been offering April & Kayla money for the videocam footage and it is a great troll on Rekieta, it simply isn't enough money to get them to go along with releasing the video footage. The amount of money needed would simply be far too much to expect Null to have.

Rekieta's stupid rant about how Nerds needed to be beaten to death, was one of the more pathetic rants I have ever seen.

He just showed how heartbroken he is over his dire position in life, and it is all his own fault.

His spiral appears to have no bottom and I am not sure things aren't going to get a lot darker in the next year or two.
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Yup. Nick is still blaming everyone else for the situation he has found himself in. Aaron, the pastor, former nanny, the cop and Kayla's sister. All lied and caused him this problem.

He takes zero accountability for any of it. Pretends he was in total control of his drugs and booze despite that super messed up stream and looking like a ghoul.
 
3MMA said:
I am convinced, too. I became especially convinced upon reading the testimony that Nick’s father gave in one of the child protective services case transcripts. It’s crystal fuckin’ clear that Nick is the little prince of his parents eye. The little prince who gets his way & everything handed to him. I also think that Nicks tired, worn out, constantly on repeat excuses are the same ones he’s been playing his entire life, to his delight. Especially during his adult life. He’s So. Busy. Just buy his bullshit & it’ll be alright for the exalted little Prince just biding his time.
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I fucking loathe his parents.

If anything I find them more disgusting than Nick.

And not just because they’re cringy boomers filling their lives with distractions pretending they’re 35. (I fucking guarantee that they swing.)

Nick, at the end of the day, isn’t that complicated of a character. He’s a lazy narc who wants some pussy, and was trapped into a life he doesn’t want.

It’s his parents enabling him that has created the sad cuck we see today.

It’s because of his parents that Nick chooses ridiculous lies as a first resort. After all: “I’m really busy with stuff!” Has worked his entire life on them.

It’s because of his parents that Nick is IN this situation at all. They’ve never taught him self discipline and raised him him into a degenerate.

And rather than admitting that their son is a spineless sexual weirdo, and either letting him fend for himself, or given him a small fuck-off allowance so he could live in Ecuador or wherever the whisky and pussy is cheap, they (with the help of the trust fund) helped create the untenable situation where Nick has five kids he doesn’t want, and a wife unable to take care of any of them.

These fucking boomer retards go see their son, ignore the pilled out wife in bed, ignore the mess and the kids all on their iPads in their dirty clothes, they IGNORE the slam piece who’s fucking their son. And on the rare occasion where they MAY summon the courage to go: “Hey son… Is everything OK?” They nod and go “OK, that makes sense! Don’t forget to do your taxes!” When Nick says “It’s FIIIINE DAD! I’m just STRESSED!”
 
AncientPhosphur said:
He’s going to have to kill someone in prison just to get close.
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Not just that, he's going to have to be photographed devouring his victim's liver framed like Saturn devouring his son.

Nick wishes he could give off this energy by eating a single Dorito:
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
You'd think he'd lose his license for being caught drugged up and abusing his children, rather than just cheapening out on his license fees.
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Professional regulatory bodies don't really have much interest in professionalism, ethics or competence. Those are merely their justification to exist and have to be dealt with but only in the most extreme of cases. They are in substance governmental bodies exercising governmental powers that we all pretend aren't governmental.

They are much more interested in receiving fees, propping up the CLE/CPD industry (any lawyer who is dependant upon this to stay up to date should be avoided like the plague) and, that consistent favourite of the bureaucrat, having power over others.

Of course more recently we've seen their political weaponisation to enforce ideology - take a look at how the lawyer who took the fall for fabricating FISA court evidence was dealt with or, in the medical context, how professional boards dealt with Kung Flu heretics or those who have reservations about the genital mutilation and sexual mutilation of children in the name of troonery.
 
But if he can't practice law anymore, which lawyer will tell Ethan Ralph that jerking off on people's graves is legal?

Bad moves, Nicky. Costing Ethan's ego a lot with these massive fuckups. How is he supposed to defend you now?
 
New qover tattoo wolfsona names just dropped:

Kayla: Destroyed
April: Ghosted
Nick: Felted

Toe: WINNING


How could it all be over so soon? The ink isn’t even dry on that Valkyrie. 😥
 
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thebigdream said:
QUEEN QAYLA WINS, SUFFAH APRIL. This BPD meltdown is great, hopefully she realises how cathartic it would be to share intimate details of their relationship openly on Twitter.
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I think it would really help for her to get it off her chest. Help her see clearly.
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The thing with BPD women is once they split nothing is off the table for them. The person they were ride or die for yesterday becomes the fucking devil and they will stop at nothing to fuck their shit up. The reason people get with BPD chicks is they can be a lot of fun when they're in the loved up phase, but once you do something to set them off and trigger that separation fixation shit they have they can go fucking psycho and nothing is beyond them, they'll do shit on impulse like go out of their way to ruin you in front of your friends, or if they're really out of it and manic insane shit like drive their car through the front of your house.
Its just not worth it.
Balldo has stuck his dick in a hornets nest and if he pulls it out now all the hornets are gonna explode in his face.
Strix454 said:
Coach Redpill was on the way to a great death in Ukraine. But he was kept from greatness because he just got sick and died in prison. Ev
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I had such high hopes for Chef Redpill. In the Bearenstein Universe he died by being gunned down by border guards as he tried to jump the wire on his motorbike like Steve McQueen.
That was how that should have ended. We got fucked out of an epic conclusion to a cows story. One that would have been worthy of a movie.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Addicts who are narcissistic like Nick tend to bring a shovel and a pick with them when they reach rock bottom, the reason the First Step is admitting you have a problem is because of people like Nick.
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Mommy and Daddy brought a gasoline powered air compressor so he's got the pneumatic jackhammer as well.
 
Not Who You Think said:
The most popular one was in December 20th 2022 where he spoke to the devastating effects of pregnancy on his wife (destroyed body, "flabby stomach skin", "pancake tits down to her waist"). Nick is fine with it... but she won't be. Nick then goes on to describe the sheer stress and what a drain on time/resources kids are.
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That still makes me fucking cringe watching it. Like bruh, BRUH! That's your fucking WIFE you disrespectful faggot. I know she's a pilled out zombie but it's still the mother of his fucking kids. Jesus Christ get a fucking grip you prick. Shoulders like that and his big fucking nose and he talks about her like that... Qayla was punching down tbh, and if she hadn't got with a narcissistic abusive faggot like Balldo maybe she wouldn't be the zombie coke whore she is today.
Watching this at the time made me think he was a prick and it's still cringe. Plus look at all the time he rubs his nose, was he already on the shit?

And he's full of shit anyway. My wife's tits are fucking great. Sucks to be you Nick.
 
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Coming back to Rekieta after a vacation really puts into perspective how fucking fast things have gone. I was gone for 10 days while deliberately staying in the dark and it has been truly nuts.

It almost gives you whiplash to consider that most everything being discussed right now occured over only the second half of October, with seemingly new meltdowns and spergouts every single day! It's truly an amazing time to be a Rekieta hater, right here on this wonderful Apteryx Agricultural discussion site!
 
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