💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Oliver Onions]

I was once a frequent viewer of Rekieta, but I became a frequent poster because:

I can still remember the first ever Nick video I watched (but not how I became aware of it). It was his debate with Shane, the dude who cooked shoes and whose chair was disintegrating in real time.

I remember thinking Hedonism and the bottle up the ass was kind of sketch, but I can't remember exactly at what point I switched over to 'this guy's a fucking asshole'. Maybe after Null dropped the shower call lore.

Will she answer the call?

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"The Scandinavian prudes know, dump eet coke in the kid's hair."

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

This guy was king of the world doing the Kyle Rittenhouse trail. What the fuck happened? Are right wing YouTubers destined to become lolcows?

 

[Procrastinhater]

She's "29 years young" according to her babepedia page.

She's 29? Thats a rough 29. She looks ten years older. All that partying takes it out of you I guess.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick needs helllp

He needs to help himself to a bump or ten and a case of bourbon.

 

[YouTube Autist]

>Exposed as a sex weirdo
>Spends all day arguing with trolls on the internet
>Thinks all his problems will vanish when he wins his ongoing court case (he won't)
>Not a real lawyer

He's turning into Russell Greer.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I said it before but this guy has a major Lowtaxian energy. I think there's a real chance of him pulling a Lowtax, if not going the full family annihilator route. I'll quote this if it happens.

 

[Glowie]

I am little slow in the mind so I need little help to explain Grifty reasoning: how does moving out of state justify crack smoking using money given by your donors?
I'm a little retarded to see how anything would justify cocaine use.

 

[Pagan Min]

It’s crystal fuckin’ clear that Nick is the little prince of his parents eye.

I'm SO going to borrow that phrase to start describing Li'l Nicky...

Nick needs helllp

The only thing Nick needs is a rope -- and NOT for making a tire swing this time...

Rekieta's stupid rant about how Nerds needed to be beaten to death

Followed shortly by Nick meeting the same fate.
(Yeah, having a child test positive for a MASSIVE amount of coke doesn't sit well with me or MOST thinking adults...)

Yup. Nick is still blaming everyone else for the situation he has found himself in. Aaron, the pastor, former nanny, the cop and Kayla's sister. All lied and caused him this problem.

He takes zero accountability for any of it. Pretends he was in total control of his drugs and booze despite that super messed up stream and looking like a ghoul.

He's just following the Principal Skinner playbook...

I think it would really help for her to get it off her chest. Help her see clearly.

Her chest is so flat already, letting anything else off of it would make it even MORE board-like!

 

[Glowie]

His spiral appears to have no bottom and I am not sure things aren't going to get a lot darker in the next year or two.

This saga is going to end in suicide or murder suicide isn't it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think Grifty might be legitimately brain damaged. More so than most Balldoguards.

- So "Korean Roof Sniper" posits that charging Aaron with the felony version of revenge pornography is dumb, and they'll likely just be left with the "misdemeanour" version of that charge (I agree, BTW, and have said as much here).

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

Also, please cite all the cases lost by typographical errors. Nick used to point these out all the time and explain that (even horrendous ones where party names were swapped) were harmless 'scrivener errors'.

This is some next-level idiocy. Maybe he is smoking something, or he is legitimately 70 IQ.

Nick needs helllp

He might actually have 'hell-p' and be legitimately possessed. His mod seemed to think so in early 2022 and 2023.

Whilst I understand why Null has been offering April & Kayla money for the videocam footage and it is a great troll on Rekieta, it simply isn't enough money to get them to go along with releasing the video footage. The amount of money needed would simply be far too much to expect Null to have.

Rekieta's stupid rant about how Nerds needed to be beaten to death, was one of the more pathetic rants I have ever seen.

He just showed how heartbroken he is over his dire position in life, and it is all his own fault.

His spiral appears to have no bottom and I am not sure things aren't going to get a lot darker in the next year or two.

It is enough for nore than a few lines of cocaine. They might be as short-sighted as Nick--totally not an addict. The new clips in the OP say so!

Yup. Nick is still blaming everyone else for the situation he has found himself in. Aaron, the pastor, former nanny, the cop and Kayla's sister. All lied and caused him this problem.

He takes zero accountability for any of it. Pretends he was in total control of his drugs and booze despite that super messed up stream and looking like a ghoul.

I added clips to the OP from Nick's September stream, and he explains exactly why people are wrong to want accountability from him. You dont understand that the government misunderstands him, and he is different. Lawyers are magicians, and magic words can make it all go away. He was never a addict like the other people in 'recovery'.

And not just because they’re cringy boomers filling their lives with distractions pretending they’re 35. (I fucking guarantee that they swing.)

I am not sure... It would certainly put his wanting to know about his parents' sex life as a child in perspective... Drexel's licence to tell the same swinging stories ad naseum would also make sense. I wonder if Drexel knew or cared about the swinging?

He's giving off that energy by consuming alcohol:
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Art.

 

[Oxyjen]

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

There’s no difference.

It's truly an amazing time to be a Rekieta hater, right here on this wonderful Apteryx Agricultural discussion site!

I’d love a commemorative silver coin for this.
3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

 

[keke]

The most popular one was in December 20th 2022 where he spoke to the devastating effects of pregnancy on his wife (destroyed body, "flabby stomach skin", "pancake tits down to her waist").

When the porn addiction is histrionic.

 

[Briareus]

I’d love a commemorative silver coin for this.
3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

I know you're replying rhetorically to the balldoguard, but I couldn't help myself.
UK /ˌmɪsdɪˈmiːnə(ɹ)/
US /ˌmɪsdɪˈmiːnɝ/
No difference except accent. And sperging about orthographic differences between between /ou/ and /o∅/ is even more retarded. Man, this guy is both dumb and stubborn.

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

A better latinist is needed, but a literal translation could be Ego ero nos.

 

[keke]

Women have breasts solely to feed their children. What they look like after five kids is nothing they should be shamed over, especially by the father of those five children on a public livestream.

The signs really were all there. No wonder Kayla decided to get plastic surgery and mentally vacate earthly existence.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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What years of heat allergy does to a nigger.

Spoiler: original

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
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He really is bootleg Harry Du Bois
Except Harry when lucid was somewhat competent and likable.

 

[chalkyresidue]

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The real ramblings of a bpd woman or nick trying his best at being april to make us think it's not him holding the account?

This might be late, bjt umtl sjhe starts typingh lik this, it’s probably not Nick

 

[Artaius]

Rekieta tweet spree in progress:

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

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"You should get your testosterone checked for soy."

Nick should get his children checked again for coke exposure.

 

[MadStan]

I love LOLCOW's perspective on life; they (not just Nick) go from:

I have a thriving family (kids) or parents on my side.
I won the fights people tasked me with.
I am an Influencer
I am strong enough to have vices and control them which is why I'm a Opinion Leader.
I have support from thousands.
I have entities seeking my content and I have offers.
I can fight for others as I have influence and respect.
I have red line and morals I follow.
Without my parents help I'd still be successful because it is who I am.
Others with the same vices are different because they aren't successful and can't control themselves.
I stream in a reasonably well set up staged environment.

But after their brains are fried, they claim MORE success when they are losers:

I have a family I've managed to keep together despite the Government tearing it apart.
The Government has at one time or another considered me a danger to my own kids.
I won the fight I started. And the ones I lost aren't my fault for losing.
I have multiple Court matters I'm losing because the world is fucked. I win some which shows my issues I created with the Law makes me totally right.
I have lost most viewership and am mostly watched for laughs.
I have support from a few scant cling-ons and groupies, but everyone else of reputation has abandoned me.
I've lost meaningful sponsorship / contracts.
I have children who hate me or don't see me.
I have no actual moral boundaries at all and I tell my wife/partner when those lines have changed.
I am no longer even qualified by Law to be what I say but who cares.
My vices are my problem and not anyones else but I actually have no problem, the law is over reaching.
No one wants me on their channels and I am dead in the water.
Without Mommy's money or support (home, trust etc), I am fucked.
I stream ALONE, with terrible props behind me to show the world I'm cool.
If I get a guest, they too, are declared LOLCOWs
I will stream while in my car because people must hear from me.

Is there a LOLCOW medication out there they are all taking?

 

[Desktop User2]

I certainly wouldn't argue with you, but that would still count as charisma. I'm talking presence and persuasiveness. Same as you.

It was his dump stat that got him by for years.

Conversely, he put like a 1 in legal acumen, and he masked his true alignment of chaotic evil as chaotic good.

(Yeah, I know, but since we're all "nerds," I might as well lean into it when explaining what the issue with him is. It amuses me).

I´m not a Nick connoisseur but I´d like to believe Nick worked for his initial audience because he was somewhat of an echo to a lot of nerdy right leaning Internet people but in a, at the time, pretty niche market, which makes it funnier he is in open rebellion against this specific crowd now.
I always found his personality grating...