🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%

  • Total voters
    2,766
It's actual a single pair of leggings from Torrid that she's wearing at least two sizes too small. So it looks like layers but the fat, in theory, won't chafe their legs as quickly with rubbed layers. Except you can see through the top when she wears them.
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Now you guys tell me, why the majority of obese women wear revealing clothes like these? It's always the same thing: when I see a ridiculous design, it's for fat people.
 
I love fashion, but I wear jeans 99% of the time. To me, bike shorts are for biking, which I don't do. Stockings with a seam down them, I would never wear, unless for some 50s role play I guess. Bike shorts and stockings in one piece? I do not understand it at all. Is it supposed to hold you in all the way from waist to ankle? Shouldn't it have a vintage style dress over it?

I don't wear stockings even with a dress, it's 2016, not 1980 and nylons are very uncomfortable.

I imagine these big gals aren't wearing revealing clothes so much as everything they wear ends up being too small and reveals more than they would want. I've seen a lot of exploding cleavage in the big gal category because their cleavage goes up to their neck. Now the morbidly obese want fashion instead of muumuus.

It's a lot easier to make clothes for people who don't have odd flaps, gunts and fupas, and knee fat pockets and paniculas I guess.

But I'm talking about the super obese, not an XL, where presumably the body has still held its form and is just getting bigger. To answer the other question-that's where you realize you have a problem.when you are starting to grow out of normal size clothes. It's way past the time if you can't wipe your ass by yourself. You need to realize you are on your way before the obsession gets too deep. BMI, the evil numbers, are actually helpful if your appetite is lying to you.

If a size 22 sounds small and you lie to make people think you are that size, you are twisted beyond belief.
 
Her knees. They are on backwards.

finally figured out what was bothering me about this

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To me, bike shorts are for biking, which I don't do
The fats need to wear bike shorts - or stockings - under skirts, especially in summer, to prevent chafe and sores from forming. It's a huge market. Infection is a big problem for them in their folds, as is healing for those who've gained the beetus. And these cows think every real womyn on the planet has chafe too, and if you don't you're lying or an anorexic little girl who needs to eat 5 burgers stat.

They really have no idea that all their pain, chafe (oh I'm sorry "chub rub tee hee"), skin tearing, exhaustion, etc are all byproducts of their fucked up relationship with food. They spend money on products I could have never imagined existed, like roll deodorant and butt shapers (?!) and chafe bands, and think it's just par for the course.

It's a lot easier to make clothes for people who don't have odd flaps, gunts and fupas, and knee fat pockets and paniculas I guess.
There are two wonderful articles, by the woman who quite literally wrote the book on apparel manufacturing 101, that explain to the rabid fatties demanding HIGH FASHION why it is not financially feasible to add plus lines to existing companies, nor to size up "straight sized" fashion looks for fats, despite there being many fats to clothe. They are a delicious beat down of all the hand wringing usually seen in articles on plus clothing (i.e. like Tim Gunn saying is sooo easy, people just need to get over the fat people are fat.)

mmmMMmmmm tasty
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edit: I had to add this, the whale tears this woman received for speaking solid gold truth to the fats was met with more truth. I want carry this woman with me in my pocket so she can deliver epic verbal smackdowns to cows everywhere.
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Now you guys tell me, why the majority of obese women wear revealing clothes like these? It's always the same thing: when I see a ridiculous design, it's for fat people.

Like I said before, a lot of fat women don't want to admit that they're fat. And of those that do admit it, many of them lie to themselves and others about how fat they really are. I have to damage out, on average, two or three items of clothing a week because some hamplanet came in and tried to squeeze her ass into something ten sizes too small for her. And it's confusing because, like, you're already in a plus-size store. Just buy clothes for the body you have, you're already here.

There are two wonderful articles, by the woman who quite literally wrote the book on apparel manufacturing 101, that explain to the rabid fatties demanding HIGH FASHION why it is not financially feasible to add plus lines to existing companies, nor to size up "straight sized" fashion looks for fats, despite there being many fats to clothe.

I wish more people realized that just making clothes bigger isn't going to solve the problem. It's hard for a lot of fat women to accept that they can't dress the same as skinny women do, but I guess the lie is easier than accepting that you have to dress for your shape.
 
The fats need to wear bike shorts - or stockings - under skirts, especially in summer, to prevent chafe and sores from forming. It's a huge market. Infection is a big problem for them in their folds, as is healing for those who've gained the beetus. And these cows think every real womyn on the planet has chafe too, and if you don't you're lying or an anorexic little girl who needs to eat 5 burgers stat.

They really have no idea that all their pain, chafe (oh I'm sorry "chub rub tee hee"), skin tearing, exhaustion, etc are all byproducts of their fucked up relationship with food. They spend money on products I could have never imagined existed, like roll deodorant and butt shapers (?!) and chafe bands, and think it's just par for the course.
I never knew what Spanx were until Jenny Slate (who has a pretty good body) was joking about them on some podcast, and for years I never even thought it was something obese people would even think to wear. It sounds like liposuction; it doesn't work when you're fat, only when you're thin and hiding problem areas. I guess it makes sense about the chafing and rubbing; I can't imagine it does much for the appearance when you're that size.

One of the real success stories of a weight-loss reality show said she had to wear Spanx/shapewear under her clothes because all of her excess skin will get chafed raw and just hang everywhere if she doesn't, so even in weight loss you're fucked.

I wish more people realized that just making clothes bigger isn't going to solve the problem. It's hard for a lot of fat women to accept that they can't dress the same as skinny women do, but I guess the lie is easier than accepting that you have to dress for your shape.
Al Bundy used to say "all women are (shoe size) 7's..."

Like I said before, a lot of fat women don't want to admit that they're fat. And of those that do admit it, many of them lie to themselves and others about how fat they really are. I have to damage out, on average, two or three items of clothing a week because some hamplanet came in and tried to squeeze her ass into something ten sizes too small for her. And it's confusing because, like, you're already in a plus-size store. Just buy clothes for the body you have, you're already here.
Bodies below a certain size seem to be pretty consistent, give or take a few inches here or there, but trying to design something fitted to all these body sizes with widely varying bulges and paunches and ripples must be a nightmare.

I like that some people can't comprehend that using twice as much material might make something cost more money. They should have the concept down from food shopping, but then they probably don't know since they never come close to buying a smaller portion of something.
 
So what is the most recent video of her in motion? Is she as immobile as she looks?
 
Is anybody else surprised by how preposterously small her feet look? It would be funny if it wasn't so sad - she looks like a spinning top, balancing on a pinpoint. I couldn't find any immediately available information about her shoe size online, so for all I know she's standing on a pair of size 9s and making them look that dinky under her elephantine mass. Either way it looks ridiculous when someone approaching 400+lbs looks like they could easily shoe shop in the kid's section.
 
So what is the most recent video of her in motion?
The Buzzfeed "Angels" feel good fest. But that's pretty heavily edited; a more accurate video is probably the Ashley Nell Tipton JCPenny's runway show this summer. Both are posted earlier in the thread, I think.
 
Is anybody else surprised by how preposterously small her feet look? It would be funny if it wasn't so sad - she looks like a spinning top, balancing on a pinpoint. I couldn't find any immediately available information about her shoe size online, so for all I know she's standing on a pair of size 9s and making them look that dinky under her elephantine mass. Either way it looks ridiculous when someone approaching 400+lbs looks like they could easily shoe shop in the kid's section.
Look up BeccaBae/fattyvixen. She takes fashion photos sometimes and her feet look like she must wear an adult size five in shoes. Then one day she began adding sizes and brands to her picks and and ahe wears an American size 10-11. Her body so dwarfs her feet that she looks like her feet are tiny in length. It's nuts.
 
Ooh PearChan, that takes me back. She was just a kinda fat teen who got caught up in the HAES / feeder loop, and she's fuckin' h-u-g-e now (like, almost immobile).

edit: she works for BigCuties.com, as does Ryann / Tess's "stylist" Tiffany Kaelin (aka daughter of famous 90s OJ Simpson houseguest Kato.) Tiff's BC profile is "Remi". They're all deathfats.
 
Look up BeccaBae/fattyvixen. She takes fashion photos sometimes and her feet look like she must wear an adult size five in shoes. Then one day she began adding sizes and brands to her picks and and ahe wears an American size 10-11. Her body so dwarfs her feet that she looks like her feet are tiny in length. It's nuts.

That's.... Actually impressive. I've gotten used to planetoids like Tess, so I saw this girl's photos and went, 'She isn't even all THAT bad...' She's a much better representation of a size US22, by the way. And she must be half Tess's size.
 
Threadbanned for nauseating thirstposting. Please don't do this.
Tess is disgusting as fuck, but I am curious what fucking her would be like. I've never fucked a fatty before, it's sort of a bucket list thing, you know? But you know, if you're going to do it, why not go all the way, pick the fattest whore on the block.
 
This person is so fucking confusing to look at. She actually has really pretty bone structure so it's jarring as hell to see an relatively attractive face on a Jabba The Hutt body.
 
This girl is smaller than Tess? Holy fuck. I guess you can't really get a sense of how horrifyingly massive they are unless you see them are in person.

No thanks.

It just astounds me how people let this happen. I can understand other addictions, drugs, shopping-but eating to the point your thighs overflow above your knees and you can't breathe or stand? I simply don't get it.

It's also interesting how much they talk about weight and food.Every post has to do with it, it's an obsession. Even heroin addicts don't make every post about their drug of choice. My overweight friends always say stuff like "Merry Christmas, hope you eat lots of yummy food" like it's something that goes together. Food is typically the last thing on my mind unless I'm cooking. For landwhales, food seems to be the point of it the season, any season. Their blogs, Facebook, IG, SN are just full of discussion about food and weight, something that never comes up in my world. I don't think I have ever discussed weight. My entire family for generations is thin. It's just not a thing.

I guess it fascinates me, that people prefer food over breathing.
 

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