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It looks like a swollen eyelid.
This is just plain gross.
And there is a face in there if you look close.
🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Her knees. They are on backwards. Also: those are a single pair of leggings from Torrid, not shorts are tights - and they are so stretched out you can see her underwear / shapewear. JUST BUY YOUR REAL SIZE, FATTY.
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It's a shame that her tattoos are so well-done because their canvas is a bulgy, lumpy mass.
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Her leg looks like the "surface" of Jupiter. The dent (?) is like a squashed storm.
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Her leg is carrot-shaped. Maybe she should eat a few. Could help.
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I know, she uses a REALLY good artist, Nikko Hurtado. Her tattoos must've set her back a small fortune, he's really good. Of course she's got a lot of canvas to work with, but the surface is lumpy and ever expanding - her Dolly Parton tattoo is so stretched out on her ham hock of an arm, it looks like a faded and stretched Farrah Fawcett. And it's not more than two years old.
Just for funsies, I went through her wikipedia page, which is filled to the brim with hilarious misinformation.
Her swimwear campaign for Monif C - the one where she demanded special craft services - resulted in the suits needing to be cut for her to fit into them for the shoot... because they only go up to size 24 (cue the reeee "but I'm a size 22 / 3x! How dare you question me").
Lol at these measurements. Sure, Jan.
The best claim of all. She hired MacFit for a package of 6 training sessions in 2015; make prolific instagram photos for each session whaling about what hard work it was and whining; and never went back to the gym again. Her love of "hiking" has been detailed here, of course, with her famous "hiked to the Hollywood sign in one day!!" claim (which is a gentle 2.5 mile loop that can be done by children in a matter of an hour or two. She did it once, bitching all the way, taking 4+ hours to do so.) By "swimming" I think she means she wears fatkinis and lays on the beach when she used to visit Nick in Australia.
EDIT: evidence of her "workouts"; she lifted her leg and stretched, y'all. #HAES #effyourbeautystandards
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fire_fly
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I've folded a few size 30 shirts at work, and Tess is somewhere around that size. They're terrifyingly huge but I can fold them, if I use a T-shirt board and a multi-step folding technique that I had to develop out of necessity (my training on that was "just do your best to make it look neat").
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She's so fat she can't put the pocket of her jacket in properly.
What does she have in her left hand?
Her mottled legs are gross. And she has tights and shapewear and biker shorts, which fat girls love. I don't know if it's because it makes it easier for their thighs to slide when walking, or if it's because they hold things in place. Even so, they are riding up on her.
Her knees are going to collapse one of these days under the weight of her supergunt.
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It's both, but definitely more to make it easier on the thighs, considering they're staples in most fat-girl wardrobes regardless how they feel about their chub. Like, I'm a size 14 and if I don't wear bike shorts on hot days then thigh-rub can give me scars, so I can only imagine the damage Tess's size 30(?) thighs would do to each other.
Relatedly, it bugs me that Tess never seems to wear anything over her shapewear. Most fatties at least have the good sense to layer a skirt or other bottoms over it to form a real outfit. Ironic that a "model" isn't very fashion-conscious.
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Chub rub sucks, but there are all sorts of ways to avoid it. I can't imagine that wearing clothing stretched to the point of transparency is a good one.
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I love the comment by _librassoul slay all day. Only thing she is gonna slay all day is a few dozen cupcakes.
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I happened to be wearing an extra 60lbs today and I noticed I kept doing that when I was standing a long time. It felt more comfortable to shift my weight to from one leg to and then the other when it got tired but I made myself stop it because I didn't think it was probably good for my knees or back.
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Her shin has a black lady's ass.
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I guess "eff your beauty standards" can also work for fashion. Hey, what's wrong with wearing nylons with a seam down the back, bike shorts, and a military style jacket with the pocket turned inside out? Aside from the fact that it's hideous? Apparently, models can get away with anything while us mortals have to try not to look like we rolled out of bed and picked up the first thing we saw on the floor.
And actually, 6" tall 130lb models probably could get away with it-and yet they don't.
Roosechu
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The comments are from two girls, and at least one of them is mocking Tess.
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It looks like another pair of sunglasses...but why? She's already got the one pair...
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Imagine if we could harness the energy caused by the friction of those massive hocks rubbing together... we could probably power a small town.
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Radio shock jock Bubba 'the Love Sponge' Clem used to be about this size...
He said it was a huge ordeal to wipe his ass. Something about having to stand on one end of a towel while holding the other end, and eventually he had to get his girlfriend (who was either a saint or had serious self-esteem issues) to help him.
You have to wonder what the wakeup call is for some people; a doctor's advice? Having to buy a second seat on an airplane? Ordering clothes from special companies? Having to use a wheelchair or scooter because you can't walk more than a few feet because your legs will give out? Not being able to wipe my own ass would certainly do it for me.
You have to wonder what the wakeup call is for some people; a doctor's advice? Having to buy a second seat on an airplane? Ordering clothes from special companies? Having to use a wheelchair or scooter because you can't walk more than a few feet because your legs will give out? Not being able to wipe my own ass would certainly do it for me.
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It's actual a single pair of leggings from Torrid that she's wearing at least two sizes too small. So it looks like layers but the fat, in theory, won't chafe their legs as quickly with rubbed layers. Except you can see through the top when she wears them.