🐮 Lolcow Jeffrey Leibowitz / Not Dead Yet

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Why did noone call Internet personality and computer parts stalker Kenny Jones in to handle the excess of snakes?
because youre the only one that remembered that bit of the sektur and the cops moved onto bossmanjack and alogging rekieta
cobras in India
side note apparently a shit ton of indians and asians die from snake bites, but then you see retards online fuck with snakes picking them up by the tail and just generally agitating them and doing basically everything to get bit but relatively rarely do. do indians just proke and prod these snakes en masse or what.
 
I have seen people who own owls, these birds seem to bond with their owners. I have seen them tilt their heads into head scratches. Am I right assume they are fairly intelligent animals? A shame they carry disease and are dirty because I find them cute.
Yeah, they are smart animals. Much like rats, mice, racoons especially (these coons won a war against the Canadian government and broke into banks before), they are very smart but also filthy. Owls are good, they hunt rats and whatnot. Pet owls do tilt their heads and it's like a gimbal stabiliser. Very cute.
 
because youre the only one that remembered that bit of the sektur and the cops moved onto bossmanjack and alogging rekieta

side note apparently a shit ton of indians and asians die from snake bites, but then you see retards online fuck with snakes picking them up by the tail and just generally agitating them and doing basically everything to get bit but relatively rarely do. do indians just proke and prod these snakes en masse or what.
On a regular day or night a cobra will avoid being seen by humans, let alone bite. If spotted and feeling threatened, they try to avoid biting and instead use intimidation like opening their hood and raising their body up or squirting some venom in the eyes as it takes time to replenish their full venom supplies. Notable exception is a nesting female. They attack viciously even if you weren't necessarily aware of the nest. I wouldn't be surprised if most attacks came from females during egg season. Though I can also see a good chunk of deaths being kids, idiots, and Hindus who worship snakes handling them. Apparently captive cobras are also more likely to be aggressive towards humans which is likely why street performers defang them but for snakes they're still rather docile. Their potent venom is threatened to be used more than used unless they or their babies are in danger.
There was a case in India about a man trying to kill his wife with a cobra bite. The cobra had been starved and thrown at her while she slept but it wouldn't bite her until the man manually did it like when you milk a snake. He was able to do this without getting any bites himself too
 
He was able to do this without getting any bites himself too
Huh, they seem like some of the most chill animals then. It's funny that all these people mishandling snakes to show they're not overly aggressive have actually in a roundabout way proven that point by showing how unfortunate or in their cases dumb you need to be to actually get bitten
 
I have seen people who own owls, these birds seem to bond with their owners. I have seen them tilt their heads into head scratches. Am I right assume they are fairly intelligent animals? A shame they carry disease and are dirty because I find them cute.
Compared to corvids and vultures, owls are dumb as a post, but it's not a bad thing. So much of their head is devoted to housing their eyes and ears that it doesn't leave a whole lot of room left for their brain. They've literally evolved to be such phenomenal hunters that they don't need to be intelligent.

That said, they're not automatons either. They've got their own little personalities and they do love scratches. Owls are great.
 
Snake venom is for killing prey, not for self defense against hominids*. Aside from maybe the very largest snakes, if an adult human and a snake deathmatch, snake dies 99/100 and the human may or may not die from envenomation later. Snake would much rather just get away from you then bite you, they only bite when they feel cornered or surprised.

* - Exception for spitting cobras, the spitting part is useless against pretty much everything except hominids and apparently evolved at about the same time hominids moved into the same range as cobras and they've independently evolved in this way in response to hominids fucking around on 3 occasions.

Compared to corvids and vultures, owls are dumb as a post, but it's not a bad thing. So much of their head is devoted to housing their eyes and ears that it doesn't leave a whole lot of room left for their brain. They've literally evolved to be such phenomenal hunters that they don't need to be intelligent.

That said, they're not automatons either. They've got their own little personalities and they do love scratches. Owls are great.
I've heard falconers say that owls are the least intelligent raptor and most raptors aren't particularly intelligent to begin with. But they do have personalities and express themselves etc, they are just kind of poor pets among birds.
 
If spotted and feeling threatened, they try to avoid biting and instead use intimidation like opening their hood and raising their body up or squirting some venom in the eyes as it takes time to replenish their full venom supplies.
Generating venom is much like generating neurotransmitters, in that it's very metabolically expensive. A lot of a venomous snake's body has to go into generating that venom, and they are extremely reluctant to waste it unless doing it guarantees them enough food to replenish their supply.

That's why having a warning rattle is a much more efficient expenditure than randomly biting things a snake can't kill and eat anyway. Many of them could kill a human, but the dead human would then be far away from them.

That's why this dude is a complete and utter retard. He managed to get bitten by a snake that while it may have the most toxic venom in the world, is also incredibly shy and reclusive, and reluctant to attack. He was fucking with that snake in some absolutely brain-damaged way to get this result.

I wouldn't recommend keeping one of these snakes, but you could probably have one with nearly zero risk of ever getting bitten unless you handled that bitch like you were a gibbering Pentecostal speaking in tongues.
 
That's why having a warning rattle is a much more efficient expenditure than randomly biting things a snake can't kill and eat anyway. Many of them could kill a human, but the dead human would then be far away from them.
Even rattling is a defensive measure of near-last resort (second only to biting), as it gives the snake's location away. Rattlesnakes are incredibly well-camouflaged, and if you live in the same area as rattlesnakes then God only knows how many you've walked by and didn't see because they didn't rattle. So hesitant are some snakes to rattle that it has led to an urban myth that they are evolving not to rattle based on humans and wild hogs killing the rattlesnakes they find (seems to have little supporting evidence).

Rattlers will intentionally break/pinch off segments of the rattle, individual snakes seem to have a preference for length. The muscles that shake the rattle fire 90 times per second (hummingbird wings contract 40 times per second), and contain insane amounts of energy-producing mitochondria that make the tail almost incapable of tiring.
 
Even rattling is a defensive measure of near-last resort (second only to biting), as it gives the snake's location away.
That said they generally resort to it before biting. I've encountered rattlers (usually without even seeing them) on many occasions. Usually they don't even rattle, they just slither away. But if not, they rattle, then you back away slowly. You practically have to step on a rattlesnake before it bites you.

They're pretty polite that way.

Possible exceptions for a pregnant mother rattlesnake. I've heard they're extremely aggressive. Never run into one, don't plan on it. Rattlesnakes also don't lay eggs, they give birth.
 
That said they generally resort to it before biting. I've encountered rattlers (usually without even seeing them) on many occasions. Usually they don't even rattle, they just slither away. But if not, they rattle, then you back away slowly. You practically have to step on a rattlesnake before it bites you.

They're pretty polite that way.

Possible exceptions for a pregnant mother rattlesnake. I've heard they're extremely aggressive. Never run into one, don't plan on it. Rattlesnakes also don't lay eggs, they give birth.
Agreed. Rattlers are pretty docile. Young are dumb and push out too much venom therefore more dangerous.


Guy is still alive?

Pl snake bite story. 7ft boa by the name of squeeze bit me after a shed and me being 14 didn’t know much better.(she was hungry!) Shit hurt. Fed her frozen rats so no rabies vax. Still have the scar and a tooth in my finger from her.
 
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Discharging Tuesday, dialysis for 4-5 weeks.

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Archive links added as well as a couple videos I missed!
 
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Discharging Tuesday, dialysis for 4-5 weeks.

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He better never feed any live animal to a venomous snake again because he should never own another animal again. Is he seriously considering getting another venomous snake?
 
This just came up on my fb feed:

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I quickly glanced at Leibowitz's fb and couldn't see anything to confirm this, but he's not on my friends list so I'm probably not seeing the full page. But if true:

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This just came up on my fb feed:

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I quickly glanced at Leibowitz's fb and couldn't see anything to confirm this, but he's not on my friends list so I'm probably not seeing the full page. But if true:

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Of course this idiot gets rich off being an idiot. That's the way the world works it seems. Hope they show him in dialysis
 
Tipping Scales release a new video talking about Jeff (timestamped at relevant point)
It repeats the bit about the possible Netflix deal mentioned above by @glass_houses as well as:
  • Jeff had initially said he'd never been bit before, but video and claims came out from at least two previous bites from other snakes
  • How Jeff re-released a video with a baby cobra he claimed survived being killed by the cops because he traded it for a radiator, but this video was actually from March 2024
  • Jeff claiming Swaggers never escaped
  • Jeff does not need a new kidney
  • Jeff claims there were 52 ax marks in the floor from the police trying to kill his 14 snakes, but the police report says the snakes were euthanized via freezing
ETA: and yeah, Joey is pissed at Jeff
 
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That was such an interesting video. Thank you for sharing it, I don’t like that guy, he’s a fucking idiot.

Also that first snake bite clip, he’s irritating tf out of that snake. On purpose. Keeping it airborne on a hook is gonna piss it off, lolol idiot.

Is it bad to be bummed he’s up and continuing fuckery still?
 
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Yeah, they are smart animals. Much like rats, mice, racoons especially (these coons won a war against the Canadian government and broke into banks before), they are very smart but also filthy. Owls are good, they hunt rats and whatnot. Pet owls do tilt their heads and it's like a gimbal stabiliser. Very cute.
I like watching those videos of Japanese owl owners letting them swim around in their sinks like minature hot tubs. They're just little orbs that vibe, whatever species they are.
 
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