💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Hey @Null, I just thought of a great t-shirt run idea. Well it's not really a t-shirt, so much as it is a tank top run. Do up a bunch of tank tops in the style of the tank top that Lord Balldo wore when he had his mugshot taken, but the design is Nicks face when he was getting sucked off on stream.

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Pagan Min said:
Gotta love these oddly-specific denials Balldo-boy likes to spout out... LOL

Hey Nick, here's some free advice (I figure you'd want something free for a change since you're blowing through your inheritance money on lawsuits & coke!)... State for the record these three VERY simple sentences:

"Kayla and I did not fuck ANYONE in Jamaica other than each other. I did not fuck ANYONE in Jamaica other than Kayla. Kayla did not fuck ANYONE in Jamaica other than me."

Ah, but even IF you were inclined to take my advice, you WOULDN'T do this, would you? Because that forces you into making statements that you can't try to wordsmith/lawyer your way out of!

In any case, everyone here knows that whenever you open your pie-hole -- other than to suck off another cock, that is -- you're lying... So, good job on setting your reputation on fire, pissing on the ashes, then dropping a nuke on them!
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:really:I said I didn't fuck anyONE, I didn't say anything about anyTWO. Learn to read NERRRRRD
 
I am shamefully forced to retract my previous analysis.
Annealing Crater said:
Has there been any independent confirmation of Kayla's continued existence in the last few days?
In an implied comparison to Kayla, "at least [April] takes care of herself so she doesn't rot and die."
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Is Kayla dead and rotting right now?
Are we about to have a JFG arc?
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It is clear now that Kayla is still desperately clinging to life. Considering this and the summers eve context of the original twitter post, I am forced to conclude that April was indicating that the neovagina Our Wife had installed during her mommy makeover is now rotting and necrotizing due to lack of maintenance.
 
I'm not saying Nick definitely impregnated a Jamaican whore then payed for her abortion. I'm just saying it makes a lot more sense than the story he's telling.....
 
"Nerd" could be some kind of tic, possibly associated with resentment Kayla (a Trekkie... maybe it was her Qover name) or a conversation with a lawyer about words he can and can't use. I believe he's in even far worse mental shape than he appears, because he's spent his entire life hiding his true self in public. It's likely ingrained at this point. I think he's irrational and spiraling (clearly triggered by a recent development, Kayla kicking April out? Thus, the resentment and psychological-abuse-that-isn't, i.e. "Nerd"), and having experience with other Cluster B's in those circumstances, I've seen verbal tics (repeating/fixating on words with personal association) and even compulsive repetition. Also, as others have mentioned, he's likely given himself some type of brain damage from the excessive drinking and cocaine use.
 
Soew said:
I'm not saying Nick definitely impregnated a Jamaican whore then payed for her abortion. I'm just saying it makes a lot more sense than the story he's telling.
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Jewish Sex Criminal said:
Hey @Null, I just thought of a great t-shirt run idea. Well it's not really a t-shirt, so much as it is a tank top run. Do up a bunch of tank tops in the style of the tank top that Lord Balldo wore when he had his mugshot taken, but the design is Nicks face when he was getting sucked off on stream.
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I'd honestly pitch for a tshirt a tanktop with a Whipped Creampie over a Jamaican flag. Above the image is says "Racket's Jamaican Creampies" and underneath the image I'd put "$1000 each". I tried running that through a few Ai designers but it didn't turn out well. Could any draw fag or design fag knock this tshirt design up for me? Would definitely love to see it in Merch.
 
thebigdream said:
I said I didn't fuck anyONE, I didn't say anything about anyTWO. Learn to read NERRRRRD
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Considering that Nick started using the Balldo after hedo, then I think he's more or less telling the truth when he says "I didn't fuck anyone."
Although it would be far more accurate for him to say "I couldn't fuck anyone."
 
Remember that extremely shitty epic bacon star wars cgi cartoon they tried to make like 10 years ago? Rackets looks like the crackhead obi wan from that
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hahaha so he didn’t want the public to know about hedonism, but wanted to give just enough clues so that some unknown number of fans with an attention to detail could find out…. but expected that those that do would not publicise this info, just sit on it privately and feel satisfied…

This is some Da Vinci Code, Asscreed, xfiles “the truth is out there” type shit. So I guess he didn’t expect that the website dedicated to noticing and cataloging details on internet celebrities would “follow the white rabbit” take the redpill and triangulate the secret message in the Mona Lisa to realise he is a fucking cuck.

What’s even funnier is that he KNEW kiwifarms existed and KNEW it’s specifically famous for triangulating locations from single photos. Who else did he expect to get this super sekrit message? Furthermore did he then expect the farms to like… hide the discovery? As if it’s ever done this before? It’s like he sent this Assassin’s creed progenitor race genetic clue about the 2012 cataclysm SPECIFICALLY to this site, then is surprised when they received it and publically recorded it here. I guess he thought his parents would never look here so they wouldn’t see it, as if people don’t repackage what’s discovered here in viral videos all the time…

Sometimes I make fun of the Calvinist doctrine of Predestination by pointing to random bullshit and saying “This was predestined since the foundation of the world” but for real, in the Grand Plan of Balldo, it appears being outed as a cuck was predestined by him since the foundation of the world.

Also I like the theory he got scammed, it’s the most likely, however the most funny/sad is that he aborted his black love child because it would mean he has a confirmed african kill over Fatrick. It would also support his claims to being a urban whitebread ass nigga cus niggers kill more niggers than anyone. It also would help explain the irrational hatred of Eric July.
 
DogZero said:
Also I like the theory he got scammed, it’s the most likely, however the most funny/sad is that he aborted his black love child because it would mean he has a confirmed african kill over Fatrick. It would also support his claims to being a urban whitebread ass nigga cus niggers kill more niggers than anyone. It also would help explain the irrational hatred of Eric July.
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Every time he looked Eric Jewlie in the eyes, he saw his black son staring back at him and what could have been.
 
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
Wil Herren has the scoop on the omnibus.
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Apparently Kayla was late and the judge yelled at her. Nick confronted the observer afterwards.
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At 5:19, Wil lets slip his source is female, which explains why Nick was actually confrontational to her. He would never have approached a man like that, because he’s a nerd among nerds who gets bullied by anyone with a Y chromosome.

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What’s even funnier is that he KNEW kiwifarms existed and KNEW it’s specifically famous for triangulating locations from single photos. Who else did he expect to get this super sekrit message?
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He 100% expected null to sweep it up for him, and when that didn’t happen Nick tried to not-so-subtly hint at it like a teenage girl. A massive part of his early meltdown was that he wanted plausible deniability while still scattering hints to his debauchery so only the “correct” people (i.e. those who would be supportive/jealous of his new lifestyle) would pick up on it.
 
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