💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
Melty Butter said:
It was obvious blackmail. Nick's not stupid enough to fall for the pregnancy line. He made that up bc he thought Kalea would fall for it.

The Jamaicans figured out that he was a public person and blackmailed him with going public and/or pics and/or a story about pregnancy/abortion.
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Nick is absolutely borderline retarded. I guarantee you random Jamaicans didn't finger him (phrasing) for famous internet man when grand scheme he's a D-lister internet nobody. They absolutely did not peg him (phrasing) for some rich socialite they could extort. He was just a dime-a-dozen schmuck they probably pull this stunt on a great many dozen times a year.

The simplest explanation is almost always the most likely; 'Jamaican internet sleuths' does not fit the bill.
 
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3MMA said:
“Because I like me and I like me naked.”
What a fuckin weird thing to say. Just absolutely ridiculous.
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Sounds like one of those narcissistic villians in video games who have gay sex with their own doppelganger.

Bless the balldo for he rain down milk after milk when farms is dying from kontant drought.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
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This dude is absolutely an exhibitionist. He WANTED people to know he went to a swinger resort in Jamaica, but he wanted plausible deniability for the people in his real life who would rightly call that disgusting, so he couldn't actually come out and say it.
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Every time I think Nick’s lies can’t possibly get more retarded he outdoes himself.

You think he made sure to have the Hedo resort hotel room in the frame of his video, knowing that Kiwifarmers would use their autistic investigative skills to ID the door and place him in Jamaica during the swinger resort event, but THEN smear the Farm narrative as fanfiction and do everything he can to avoid mentioning it on YouTube and Rumble, so that he can get his exhibitionist thrills from an extremely small cluster of diehard fans that read the farms enough to know about Hedo but still hate the forum and worship Nick?????

He’s not Revolver Ocelot. It’s not that deep. He’s a lying cuckold faggot, and he’s just buttmad he got caught with his pants down, watching his wife get Blacked from the closet.
 
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TV's Wil Herren just posted video of Rekieta outside the courthouse for Kayla's hearing. https://youtu.be/quWRYBl_2F8
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Frank(en) Castle said:
Welp. An aborted mulatto child is really not the October surprise I think anyone expected. Man this is some Ralph tier shit. Keep it up Balldo! This NERD is extremely entertained on this fine Monday night.
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I think this makes him WORSE than Ralph in at least more than one way (the other being the situation related to his daughter), say what you want about the ragepig but he never made anyone have an abortion (as far as i know)
 
There She Glows said:
It's amazing how every single possible version of the story is completely retarded
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It's just like the polycule and drug bust. No matter how he tries to spin it, he just makes it worse.

Now, he's trying to feed people a line that he did, in fact, go to a Jamaican sex resort (that he has spent two years denying), but he or Kayla didn't fuck anybody other than each other (yeah, right), and he magnanimously paid for some sex worker's abortion "medical expenses."

Like, WTF?

It must really suck to be a Balldoguard nowadays, because you'd have to always fight the urge to tell him to shut the fuck up, or be told to shut the fuck up yourself.
 
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