💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home, what, scavenging for tins of SpaghettiOs? The first nanny was gone at this point, right?
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Goddamn you, I was laughing about it until I contemplated that fact. His kids were starving and stinking and mandatory reporters were realizing they had to report this evil fuck while he was cucking, swinging, doing drugs, and paying for imaginary abortions to Jamaican bulls.
 
AnOminous said:
They picked an obvious number a dumb American whitey would fall for, thinking he was getting a bargain to get out of a sticky situation, meanwhile the bitch was never even pregnant.
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Mind you, I am not even sure he paid anything. This man lies all the time to try to make him look like a good person. There were some examples of that in "Dear John."

IMO, one of two things likely happened here: He got scammed, or he's lying and foolishly lied in such a way he made himself sound like he got scammed.

Either way, again, I raise my glass to @Kalea's interrogation. This was another completely unexpected arc in the Balldoverse trash fire.

Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home
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Not only that, but Nick used to take the whole tradcath anti-abortion position. He celebrated the overturning of Roe v Wade, IIRC.
 
Captain Manning said:
Not only that, but Nick used to take the whole tradcath anti-abortion position. He celebrated the overturning of Roe v Wade, IIRC.
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He's hardly unique in celebrators of the overturning of RvW to be a huge fan of forced birth. But not when it's inconvenient to him, then he's willing to pay for the fetus yeetus.
 
BigPeanut said:
Just when I thought this couldn’t get anymore kino!
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It somehow gets funnier than that, believe it or not.
There She Glows said:
It's amazing how every single possible version of the story is completely retarded
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Yet equally believable, it's uncanny. I can believe Nick is retarded enough to get fleeced for a quick buck, which hinges on my belief that nothing could bring down his coke party (at the time) like a bastard he left fatherless. I can also believe that Nick is retarded enough to concoct the pregnancy situation as some elaborate lie only he knows the reason for.
 
Captain Manning said:
Mind you, I am not even sure he paid anything. This man lies all the time to try to make him look like a good person. There were some examples of that in "Dear John."
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True, but this tale contains all the hallmarks of a Crackeita truth, from the elaborations to the "I'm trying to be a good guy in a bad place" tale. If he had told me this, I would have been laughing at him forever. This scam is so obvious only the hardened Texas nigga lawyer cuck would fall for it. :story:
 
Schmeated Ted said:
It was definitely likely a scam, I just find it funnier if he got a hooker pregnant and paid for an abortion.
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I prefer my version where the hooker was never pregnant and he paid for an abortion that never happened, because that's just how much of a sucker he is.
 
Schmeated Ted said:
It was definitely likely a scam, I just find it funnier if he got a hooker pregnant and paid for an abortion.
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They're not mutually-exclusive. It is, in fact, much funnier to entertain the possibility (read: near-certainty) that he paid for an abortion for a pregnancy that never happened, then continued on to spin it as being actually good for the prostitute.
 
Captain Manning said:
However, some basic bitch research suggests that, though illegal, abortions cost between $7,500 to $70,000 Jamaican Dollars (depending on how far the pregnancy is along).

https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/allwoman/2019/09/29/abortion-by-any-means-necessary/
If he thought it was for an abortion, he overpaid. Like he always does. Like an idiot. He got scammed. For what he claims he paid, he could have gotten two full blown abortions for much more developed fetuses. Not just a morning after pill.
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Strix454 said:
Its important to remember that he didn't give HER the money. It was all arranged and paid through the male dancers. That makes it incredibly likely to have been a dumb white nerd sex tourist financial scam and that the black woman herself received little if any money at all.
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He probably went around the resort bragging about how rich he was and generally looking and acting like a FUCKIN' NERD who had "EASY MARK" written on his forehead.

This is how he likely looked like to everyone around him:

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Vect said:
That's it's a scam doesn't really matter compared to the fact that Nick was willing to fork out a thousand dollars for a dancer's abortion in a country where its illegal while his kids were back home, what, scavenging for tins of SpaghettiOs? The first nanny was gone at this point, right?
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He went to Hedonism II the first time in August 2022 and likely for a second time in June 2023. The nanny didn't leave until I think February 2024, according to Aaron.

Melty Butter said:
Nick's not stupid enough to fall for the pregnancy line.
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Yes, he definitely is.
 
Melty Butter said:
My only question: Why would he share any of this with Kalea? Was it just coke brain?
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Its Nick's typical gaslighting. He always mixes a little bit of the truth with a whole bunch of lies. He was forced to explain being Instagram friends with two "dancers" from a swingers resort. He then invented a story where he was a hero in his own mind helping a down-on-her-luck poor black woman in a poor country get out of a difficult situation.

NIck might be able to convince someone of that story one-on-one. His preferred way of communicating his gaslighting stories. But if the story gets out to a place like this, there are people who might draw very different conclusions about a story like that. Any story that involves giving a poor pregnant female "dancer" at an island swinger resort $1000 payable through a couple rando black guys over the internet is going to set off alarm bells among certain people.
 
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