🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 695 25.1%
  • Total voters
    2,765
blue gopher snakes said:
Having a man to “blame” when the Tesses of the world hit you up
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Absolutely true. I've seen lifelong codependants save themselves by moving in with a hardass relative too. "My sister says I can't..." is perfectly effective.
multiverse said:
It's going to cost Tess way more money and time to attempt to store, wash, steam, haul, and sell her hoard in sad bits and pieces than it would to just throw the crap away
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It never fails to impress me how many people don't understand time and money. They spend years thinking "I'm going to have a yard sale and sell all this crap!" but never, ever have that yard sale. And if they ever do, they make maybe 300 bucks after storing an entire basement of crap for five years.

Guess what? Nothing is worth money if its not REALISTIC to sell it. Just throw the shit in the county dump where it belongs.

Tess thinks anything that ever touched her fat hands has value because its hers. She's about to find out how wrong she is.
 
Clotso Coof said:
Tess might be one of those people who secretly resents people who have helped her.
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Probably because Jolene saw her in a weakened/helpless/vulnerable state. It makes sense if you've met enough of these BPD/narcissist people.
 
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Clotso Coof said:
Absolutely true. I've seen lifelong codependants save themselves by moving in with a hardass relative too. "My sister says I can't..." is perfectly effective.
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It's wild to see people try to claim them back, though.
"So-and-so's husband is so controlling. She's really changed since she's been with him! you can tell it's his influence, for sure."
 
The Hardest R said:
Once Jolene moved, she took full advantage of Lizette, not even acknowledging her on social media until she was dead, and Tess started blubbering about her because she was the last one who willingly did things for Tess for free.
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There wasn't much Lizette could do for Tess, at least not financially or practically; she lived in Las Vegas, was disabled by chronic illness and pain, and finally ended up killing herself because she just couldn't take it anymore. It was a sad situation, and judging by the response among their wider friends group, she was well-loved.

I don't know how many times Tess actually saw Lizette IRL. It couldn't have been a lot. But maybe it was enough that Tess saw her as somebody she could reliably call up and talk about herself at for hours—it wasn't as if Lizette got out much, and being disabled can be socially isolating, so maybe Lizette welcomed it.

I don't know; this is all just conjecture based on the fact that Narcs absolutely adore anybody willing to serve as a rapt and respectful audience at the drop of a hat. And since Jolene had disappointed Tess by effectively leaving her for a man, why not latch on hard to the "good" sister, who wasn't going anywhere and would always be there for her? And making a huge display of grief over her alleged all-time BFF, while drastically minimizing her long relationship with Jolene, is exactly the kind of petty Mean Girl shit Narc women pull, and they don't even have to think about it.
 
You know that Taeler chick loves standing next to Tess.

Women love to pull that "look at my ugly fat messy friend" shit to look good in comparison.
 
If you watch the Tess podcast clip on mute, it pretty much says, "I might be 400 lbs, but look how shiny my face is!" Then the fat black girl laughs because she's only 300 lbs.
NoReturn said:
Here's the trailer for the film that I will now be crossposting to Fat Girlcows
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Tess probably thinks that movie is, like, totally her!! But she's much fatter than even the fattest actress and half as talented.
 
Soup Sammiches said:
This is got a theatrical run? What the fuck has happened to entertainment?
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Basically a minor indie release:

Empire Waist from Blue Fox Entertainment, the feature debut of writer and director Claire Ayoub, debuts at 115 locations nationally. The film tackles the topic of fat-shaming among teens. When her science class is asked to “pair up” for a project, no one wants to team up with Lenore (Mia Kaplan). As if by magic, the enigmatic Kayla (Semina Yevu) arrives. Most would describe Kayla as fat, yet Kayla embraces the body she has.
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Considering Box Office Mojo haven't recorded any domestic sales/profit for it, you can assume it was very minor theatres and probably not well-attended. By comparison you can see that Vindicating Trump is still recording sales at $302 by playing in 13 theatres almost a month later. It doesn't seem like it's picking up steam, so they're probably hedging on some streamer picking this up.
 
Wonder who the target audience was meant to be?

Only ones I can see being interested are fat teens.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Wonder who the target audience was meant to be?
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Woke moms.

It basically has everything - fat white teen, who befriends sassy black fat teen. There's also the girl in the wheelchair and of course the trans teen. It has everything for everyone to identify with (except if you're just an average teen, but they're probably represented as mean nay-sayers).
 
DefCon Dumb said:
Wonder who the target audience was meant to be?

Only ones I can see being interested are fat teens.
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Even most fat teen girls wouldn't watch this because they don't want to think of themselves as this fat. There also aren't any "hot guys" from the trailer. They should have cast some boy band to play love interests.
 
Reminder that Bowie's friends will see all of this.

62 bucks for those cheap fabric jogger pants? Bet they fall apart after three washes. Of course, it would be better if they fall apart after one wash.

I wonder how many people will pay 22 bucks for a Tess poster? I'll bet there's shipping cost too.
 
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Sizes 4x, 5x, and 6x in those horrifying pants have already sold out. I'm just going to wait and see how long it takes for the unbought size Mediums to get marked way the fuck down, because I'm not paying $62 for LOL trollwear.

(They are 95% polyester/5% spandex, by the way.)
 
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