💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Not Who You Think]

Does my "stronger understanding of April" include reading every IG comment and reply she's made plus, collectively, listening to around 3 hours of her remarks on STMS? I've done that, I'm ashamed to say.

I promise, "supplant" is not part of her vocabulary. I have no idea what her IQ is. Plenty of people are smart but don't use sophisticated words. The point is that Nick was writing many of those Xeets. I'll die on that hill.

I'd respectfully argue that it's overthinking to assume that April was writing all of those Xeets. Sadly, we will probably never know the truth unless Nick gets wasted on stream again.

We can agree that the entire episode was bizarre.

Your understanding of April absolutely includes the content you mentioned (no need to be ashamed btw, though you have my sympathies).

For my part, the person with the strongest understanding that we've heard from would be Aaron (who knew April before and watched her change into mini-Nick) which is why I defer to him. That said, Aaron isn't even completely sure either since April "mirrors" the people whom she wants to connect with AND Aaron has also related how controlling Nick can be.

I think we're roughly on the same page (Nick's influence was definitely at play), just for different reasons.

Spoiler: personal anecdote

I've had instances over the years at college/work where more impressionable people would imitate my vocabulary (not my voice, just the words and word choice). It was flattering, if a bit off-putting at times because it didn't always sound the most natural coming from certain people.

Well, there's the common English meaning of "hypocrisy" and then there's the Rekieta meaning:

So, Nick's understanding of hypocrisy is rooted in critical theory/power dynamics. How... post-modern of him. Also, Nick's “My principles were extensions of courtesy, my rights on loan to others” smacks of his claims to have been living his "entire life for other people" back in late 2022.

Life is so unfair to poor longsuffering Nicholas, but wait... this would also mean that Nick's inability to offset the consequences of his incongruous actions make him a hypocrite even by his own retarded personal definition.

Unfortunately for Nick, he is unable/unwilling to recognize the connection between him making up his own rules/definitions for life and how unfair life appears to be.

 

[Jungle Strike]

An aside, it's particularly rich that Nick fixated upon "nerd" as his new term of abuse for his opps.


Perhaps if Nick were more of a knurd than its heteropalindrome, he wouldn't be in this mess!

 

[Melty Butter]

Two things going on tonight related to Nick.

1. Sean's currently live covering Nick's interlocutory appeal to the Franks
2. KC is (supposedly) leading with Rekieta at 8:30 ET. Link.

Edit to Add: In Sean's stream, Faran, or someone impersonating her.

 

[WayTooSleepy]

Wow. Asking Josh to sweep your thread in the most catty, teenage-girl way over a guy you're no longer on speaking terms with worked out amazingly, didn't it Nicky? What was that, 5000 pages ago?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

An aside, it's particularly rich that Nick fixated upon "nerd" as his new term of abuse for his opps.
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Perhaps if Nick were more of a knurd than its heteropalindrome, he wouldn't be in this mess!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Only the biggest faggot nerds on the Internet ever talk about shoving nerds in lockers. Stick to what you're good at Nicky and shove your balls in one of your two whore's holes instead

It’s even funnier when it’s from someone with a body type of a limp noodle

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

It turns out "nerd" is a common insult Melton uses in response to detractors. Did Rekieta pick it up from him?

Nick stealing jokes? Would have never guessed.

Edit to Add: In Sean's stream, Faran, or someone impersonating her.

Looking at the channel ID and the videos, it seems to be her in that all of the videos are her news videos. Despite her downfall, atleast she can admit learning a lesson.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick stealing jokes? Would have never guessed.

Worse, Nick's picking up traits from Melton

Soon he's gonna start talking about how sexy Aaron's kids are instead of just molesting his own

 

[ChromaQuack]

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Y'know, I think most people would phrase that more along the lines of "a 14 year old in an Anthony Kiedis costume," or "a 14 year old trying to look like Anthony Kiedis," or something along those lines.

Only one type of person would instead use the phrase "Anthony Kiedis cosplayer."

Spoiler

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Not just any Anthony Keidis cosplayer but one that is 14 years old and has AIDS.

Do you know how a 14 year old gets AIDS? Nick's favourite anime might offer a clue as to how.

 

[Kheapathic]

I still can't believe he got a physical copy of Redo of Healer. Anime / Hentai shit aside, it's just a rape / revenge fiction; it's not something you order through Amazon or walk into a store and physically buy, it's something you do everything in your power to not have it tied to you... and this retard went ahead and flashed it on camera. For anyone who may think he's not royally fucked in the head and completely shameless about it.

What's a God fearing Trad Dad™ into; going back in time and raping / brainwashing everyone who wronged you... most of which are several years under the age of 18.

 

[AnOminous]

Sean noted Trump's interlocutory appeal based on invoking presidential immunity in that stream. I'll note I went into why specifically an immunity argument is often entitled to interlocutory review, because an immunity argument is not a defense. It is an immunity even to have to stand trial. Therefore, it gets reviewed much more often because even having to stand trial at all is what an immunity gets you.

If the judge makes an error on a decision like this, it is not correctable on appeal because the harm has already been done and can't be undone.

I'll note this is why the appeals court in the Monty case actually did choose to take up the interlocutory appeal in that case, even though Nick ultimately did not win it.

By comparison, this is a routine evidentiary decision. There is literally nothing at all unusual about it. It presents no unique issues. Nick might still win the case. And if he loses, or takes something similar to a conditional plea (another issue I've discussed but while Minnesota doesn't have that exact mechanism it has a similar one), the evidentiary issue can be taken up on appeal.

There's literally no reason whatsoever to review this now. I mean Nick may feel he's a Very Special Boy who deserves an exception to the usual rule, but he isn't, and nobody else agrees with that.

 

[Deus Exica]

It's really funny that all Nick had to do was cover interesting legal shit while staring at a camera. Imagine fucking that up.

And somehow being a copyright cuck almost feels more pathetic than being such a drug riddled fuck you let your toddler eat a bag of coke. Almost.

 

[keke]

Him seething over Aaron is so great. He was somewhat reserved about it for so long, likely to prevent giving him credibility, and now the spiralling cannot be contained. The public humiliation pyre Aaron sacrificed himself those many months ago now reaps great cope and sneed.

Remember when we got confirmation April was in the room with him for all the streams? Never recovered. That Nick checking on Lady Rackets was him just doing coke with April? BTFO’d. Law pope, a totally ironic title guys that he doesn’t take seriously at all, was written on his vanity plate that he did cocaine off because he thought it made him look cool? Funny and weird, nerd. Limp dick? SUFFAH

 

[daniel day]

nick rekieta is an ugly homosexual and I would not have sex with him!

 

[BigPeanut]

Not sure if noodle arms aka "Chaos" the crackhead really wants to sling the nerd insult around. Dude is like a step away from making his own Sonic OC, I mean he practically did in his dork polycule. It's a shame ralph didn't take amholte on, I'd love to see if he would've lived up to the Pugilest title.

It’s funny I never really thought of him as a nerd, but overuse of nerd made me reflect on how much of a fucking nerd he is. He shined a spotlight right on his nerdiness

He was a virgin male cheerleader in COLLEGE who never got a crumb of pussy untill he married a trekkie, created a wholesome Christian dad YouTube channel, then started partying at age 45 due to a nerd’s midlife crisis, while calling himself mr CHAOS.

 

[Popper Whiting]

So in effect, he is limited in what he can do. He can't just tard rage after years of allowing people to use his content and say "nah thats copyright infringment". It seems he's too drugged and angry to notice this.

Polite advice literally makes you a stalinist nazi that's trying to keep poor Nick down! How could you?

STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR SENSIBLE AND POLITE ADVICE! POLITELY SUGGESTING THAT SOMEONE NOT BE RETARDED IS WORSE THAN HITLER RAPE!

 

[Kalea]

Hello my fellow farmers.

Here are the long overdue (and demanded) direct messages between Nick and myself. Since he is going after Elissa I decided to message him yesterday and today.

This first group of messages are from Discord and are old.

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Context for his first message: I trolled his locals chat big time and they all cried to Nick.

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That's the last messages I have with him on Discord. I tried to message him last night on there but since I unfriended him I can't direct message him anymore.
Proof-

Here are the recent X (Twitter) conversation screenshots. Enjoy.
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If you have no clue who I am. Here is a tiny bio-

Spoiler

I started watching Nick in 2018. My username back then was The Cinema Queen. Now I go by KaleaTheVampire or Kalea. In 2019 Nick modded me. I helped Nick get unbanned on Twitter under the handle RekietaLawNews. Nick had me on his show to celebrate being unbanned from Twitter. Drex also had me on his show.

: Spoilers removed and images thumbnailed instead. Nothing else was changed.

 

[Not Even Twice]

So is this a verified Kalea? 'tis the season for very gay ops.

 

[Vibralldo]

Hello my fellow farmers

It's really incredible that Nick ruined the goodwill of almost every one of his fans down to the jannies that helped him get his Twitter back

 

[DickMain]

It's really funny that all Nick had to do was cover interesting legal shit while staring at a camera. Imagine fucking that up.

It really is quite incredible how it somehow happens with every one of these cam commentators. They're just repeating the opinions-of-least-resistance among a dime-a-dozen sea of channels like themselves, raking in the cash, and all they need to do is not have coke-fueled orgies that ruin your marriage, your home, and your relationship with the kids and family. It's like the easiest thing in the world to not fuck up and yet I am baffled and in awe every time.

Still funny though. Keep going, Rackets, it's the only way you'll prove I'm a NERD