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When will Jack drop dead?

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Ah the classic Caprese Salad. And yes I'm a big fan of that. Fresh basil and sun ripened tomatoes are a match made in heaven. And I will fight anybody who says otherwise.

But I tend to go for boccocini instead of mozzarella.

It's also why when I want to try a new pizza place I always ask for the Margherita pizza. It's so simple to make but all the ingredients need to stand out. You can't hide sub standard ingredients with that.


If you gaiz do like that, get some flake salt like this.

We do a little sprinkle of this on our caprese or burrata.

The flakes are huge pyramidal crystals and make an awesome finishing salt for ripe tomatoes. 🍅 🧂

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Guys, this might be the best CWJ upload in recent memory. It’s literally a gift that keeps giving.
He legit sounds and looks special needs there. It's perfect.

Boccocini is so good. Maybe I’m partial to buffalo mozzarella because I’m fortunate enough to live near an Italian grocer that sells it handmade in-house.
Oh la de dah! Getting fancy on us with your buffalo mozzarella. And yes if I had the option I'd go for that as well.

I do that and it's sort of like ordering a simple espresso at a new coffee shop. If they can't do that, they're not worth bothering with.
Exactly. If they can't make a good Margherita then they can't make a good pizza. Same with espresso. Granted the ones I had out in Italy were to die for and they were all in little sports cafes and nothing places. Cheap as hell too. Under 1 Euro for a cup
 
Omelettes are often the audition meal for chefs trying to get hired in high-end restaurants.
My brother told me a few times about he had to do the omelette thing.

I'm 100% with you guys get something simple first go around.

Let's say you're going to a new BBQ place what do you go for to test it? Personally I go for brisket.

I can only picture Jack at a Christian hip hop show waving his one dead arm like the old "hip hop hooray" dance but gimped out.

Speaking of whenever will dad bod Cali drop a new track? I liked his remix alter boys make the best girls with meek mills. Shit was fire.
 
It's been a while since I've watched a JOTG and not just read the summary. Is this drum loop thing normal? This is driving me insane.
Yes, it's because Fatty is a retard and plays the obnoxious drum loop loud enough to drown out the background music because he's too stupid to just get the food and film at home, or just not record audio, take notes, and record the audio over it with maybe a quiet background music track at home.
 
Why the AI burger thumbnail? Just use a stock picture of a burger, you can get it off of Wendy's website.

Jack is always late (and gay) to trends, and he still thinks AI is still a hot item to shove into everything possible, in an effort to help his view stats.

Does fatty actually expect us to believe he just sat there while Jr and Hammy ate?

Yes. Jack's intelligence is on par with a six month old, and like playing a game of peek a boo if something isn't explicit it doesn't exist.
 
Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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Funny thing is that it's not the worst idea to have an 80s themed diner that serves wings, nachos, etc (and other stuff).

It's just that Jack sure as hell couldn't plan it, although I wish he'd try and blow all of Hammy's money. It'd last until the first undercooked wing resulted in salmonella and they got sued
 
Funny thing is that it's not the worst idea to have an 80s themed diner that serves wings, nachos, etc (and other stuff).

It's just that Jack sure as hell couldn't plan it, although I wish he'd try and blow all of Hammy's money. It'd last until the first undercooked wing resulted in salmonella and they got sued
No booze = No fun

Jack’s version of the 80’s would be so warped anyways.

He’s late to the ballgame on café 80’s also. 80’s stuff is kinda played out except for some hard core nostalgia nerds. Even synthwave has moved onto 90’s if not early 00’s imagery and aesthetics
 
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