💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Swole McPole]

"I got sidetracked by getting assfucked by niggers"

Fixed that for you, Nick. Hope that helps.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

And no freaking sausages. I don't know much about Rekieta locals chat lore, but every time I open that chat, 90% of its content is Still Life talking to himself, while posting multiple images of sausages photoshopped into things. I don't know why, I don't know if this was ever discussed in this thread, and I think I don't want to know why...

I mean, for example, these are his sausage posts from the last ~24 hours:

Spoiler: Still-Life Sausage

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Still-Life lore was hilarious when I started logging the chat and posting LOCALS, but it turned very dark over time, and I genuinely think he is insane.

Even people in Nick's chat were reporting him to LOCALS before the block feature was implemented, and he was banned by LOCALS staff 4-5 times. It got bad enough that they blacklisted his credit card, so he is forced to use pre-paid gift cards to pay for his subscription.

 

[TexOffender]

And no freaking sausages. I don't know much about Rekieta locals chat lore, but every time I open that chat, 90% of its content is Still Life talking to himself, while posting multiple images of sausages photoshopped into things. I don't know why, I don't know if this was ever discussed in this thread, and I think I don't want to know why...

I mean, for example, these are his sausage posts from the last ~24 hours:

Spoiler: Still-Life Sausage

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Is still-life a member of the sweaty sausage squad?

 

[Sharpeteer]

It got bad enough that they blacklisted his credit card, so he is forced to use pre-paid gift cards to pay for his subscription.

I love this so much. That's dedication to the "cause."

He must be in Nick's Locals, no matter what it takes.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I can't wait to see this with Nick on the stand at trial:

 

[Anticipointment]

He has done so from the start. He took her to Dick Show Road Rage events (with a baby at least once) and pulled her into the thick of things.

Allegedly, he had to fond a babysitter for her at one event because she was A: sloppy stupid drunk or B: Sloppy stupid drunk and threatening to jump off a rooftop bar.

Was this before he started his show? I can't recall. It's one thing to take your wife to some "comedic" live show vs making her a part of your show.

Either way, she seems like someone who should have socialized more growing up and also not done musical theater.

I do not have a hard timeline locked down. I started researching Nick pre-YT fame from those who knew him as part of the Dick Show/TBPITU fandom, but many of them had hazy memories with a few bright spots. Most of the old guard has moved on from Dick, so there were not too many to even approach and ask.

The event would definitively have been in the 10's, so if it was late in 2017, it may have overlapped with his very early show.

I believe the incident being discussed is from the post below. Made in the Dick thread, October 2021.

Rekieta’s wife is honestly his only skeleton, to name one thing that I know hasn’t been mentioned at a previous road rage she had to be talked down off a roof/balcony while drunk the day before the show.

Rekieta seems to have followed in Jf’s footsteps a bit. But at least he doesn’t feel the need to show her off to his viewers like a show pony, or at least less often.

The last bit was good advice that in retrospect, went unheeded.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I deleted my post out of shame after someone IRL explained to me. But I appreciate the explanation!

Also, wanted to point this out:
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Why does he feel the need to specify? Is this a subtle tell that April and Kayla are out of the picture?

I think this is Nick disavowing all internet friends

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

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Sounds like he is mad at a person or persons and he has more bridge burning to do.

Gonna try my best attempt at Nick-speak deciphering :

Integrity - not by Nick, but by others (in Lawtube, his inner family circle?); a.k.a. loyalty by another name demanded of his 'subordinates'

Loadout (had to check the definition; it means equipment carried into battle by a soldier)
- Honesty (a.k.a. gaslighting what rump fanbase is left)
- Freedom from restraints (Divorce? Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?)
I'm judging the latter based on her IG pics with her nephew, and I doubt her brother will allow her to use his son for virtue signal brownie points, but to reach out and remind her who she alienated and who will forgive and allow her back into their lives.

Cast - Damn his family, damn his kids, it's always been about him, the perpetual victim of the State, against the world; classic main character syndrome.

 

[Gorton Colu]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

That is good advice but insufficient.

You see everyone in this thread? Statistically speaking, 20 percent of us will become lolcows before the end of next year.

I've got a couple of tips to help keep us from becoming cows.
1) Try your hardest not to be retarded or a faggot.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

- Freedom from restraints (Divorce? Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?)
I'm judging the latter based on her IG pics with her nephew, and I doubt her brother will allow her to use his son for virtue signal brownie points, but to reach out and remind her who she alienated and who will forgive and allow her back into their lives.

For a brief moment, I thought this might be a sign he was taking a plea. Then I thought he would NEVER do that because it would be a 'restraint'. Then I thought Nick might think spin the story as 'Sometimes you just have wait to be FREE!'

I think he has some event he thinks will come off in his personal life to announce--even if not a plea deal. He only streams when he thinks he has something to dunk on his haters with, or a personal life update to set a narrative.

Regardless of what it is, we have Nick content on the horizon!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Were they already so deprived of nutrition they had to resort to eating spoiled food because their parents were conked out on booze and drugs and too busy having perverted sex orgies to feed them?

So after reading Nick's legal filings trying to follow his unrivaled legal acumen with my Scandinavian stalker child gray matter, the inescapable conclusion is this:

Nick: "Your honor, the children are clearly not dead. And I have very clearly not been feeding them. And Kayla has been less of a caretaker than me. But since they are alive through no benevolence of ours, it's very clear SOMEONE has been feeding them. And until those persons find a responsible person to relieve them, they have an affirmative duty to keep feeding the children. Kayla and I have no idea how our children keep testing positive for food. I read sciency papers on food and they are clearly getting some. We don't give it to them. If cocaine possession charges have taught us anything, it's that sometimes you have no idea how things get into your house. Maybe the dishonest Det. Pomplun or the lying Alishia Sweep brought food (and other things) into the house. Either way, one or both of them must continue providing food until they find a responsible adult to replace them. And it's clear whatever food borne illness the children suffered, the people that gave them the stuff to test positive are responsible. I will be suing Pomplun, Sweep, the state, the county, Judge Fischer, Aaron, Aaron's children and the lolcows that gave them bad milk for their collective negligence. How dare they. I demand a frankfurter hearing to determine what food Pomplun didn't tell the judge he was feeding to my children.

 

[Sharpeteer]

After 6,664 pages, all I can say is let this be a lesson kids.

Never, ever touch, nor wear a Sonichu medallion.

There've been too many victims in its existence.

You see everyone in this thread? Statistically speaking, 20 percent of us will become lolcows before the end of next year.

I've got a couple of tips to help keep us from becoming cows.
1) Try your hardest not to be retarded or a faggot.

Quite a few already have. We got people that have been thread-banned for deciding to die on that absolute worst hills (including but not limited to Kayla being the mastermind from the very beginning, declaring that this thread defends pedos, etc), people who makes tons of sock accounts that talk to each other because they want to influence the justice system, etc.

No need to wait, it's already happened plenty even just in the last year. Some people are just born to be fags, and they did it without making a single video/stream.

Spoiler: Unrelated do not read

WHY DO I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME NOW? Sargonfeet you will not leave me alone

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- Honesty (a.k.a. gaslighting what rump fanbase is left)
- Freedom from restraints (Divorce? Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?)

These words in his latest Locals post are the latest in a string of comments he's made after DENIED, DENIED, DENIED which strongly appear to be signalling towards him intending to accept a plea. I think it's likely that he will continue stalling and not stream until around the end of November after that happens.

However, his comments in response to the question about the 5k Locals gift confirm he isn't actually taking responsibility for any of the problems he created for himself at all.

One problem for Nick is that if he does make a show of having "taken accountability" and reformed himself in the interim, it certainly appears from Locals comments that his remaining fanbase were dumb enough to think that he actually wasn't on drugs.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Quite a few already have. We got people that have been thread-banned for deciding to die on that absolute worst hills (including but not limited to Kayla being the mastermind from the very beginning, declaring that this thread defends pedos, etc), people who makes tons of sock accounts that talk to each other because they want to influence the justice system, etc.

No need to wait, it's already happened plenty even just in the last year. Some people are just born to be fags, and they did it without making a single video/stream.

On the uppercase 'I' internet, the autists are entertained by two separate, yet equally important groups: the lolcows who debase themselves and the Farmers who milk them.

These are their stories.

*Kiwi doink-doink'

 

[Captain Manning]

Sausages? Are they sweaty? Is still-life just Monty on an alt fucking with Nick? Lol.

Is still-life a member of the sweaty sausage squad?
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You know, I never considered that.

I don't want it be true though. I think it's better that Monty just be some crazy but completely harmless old guy that Rekieta went too far with.

Whereas, Still-Life is unhinged.

I do still suspect Still-Life is some sort of false flag though. A very committed one.

One problem for Nick is that if he does make a show of having "taken accountability" and reformed himself in the interim, it certainly appears from Locals comments that his remaining fanbase were dumb enough to think that he actually wasn't on drugs.

Again, he's eventually gonna try and resolve that by going with "I had to plea, because muh gubament.'

Watch.

 

[Melty Butter]

Or reality check by his parents that April is a net burden on finances and family morale?

I don't think that's it but a newly added comment from April on her IG post would support your theory:

Spoiler: For Broadway fans - the lyrics work

Once upon a time
Into the woods it's time to go
It may be all in vain I know
Into the woods but even so I have to take the journey
Into the woods the path is straight
I know it well, but who can tell?
Into the woods to lift the spell
Into the woods to visit mother
Into the woods to fetch the things
To make the potion
To go to the festival
Into the woods without regret
The choice is made, the task is set
Into the woods, but not forgetting why I'm on the journey
Into the woods to get my wish
I don't care how, the time is now
Into the woods to sell the cow
Into the woods to get the money
Into the woods to lift the spell
To make the potion
To go to the festival
Into the woods to grandmother's house
Into the woods to grandmother's house
The way is clear, the light is good
I have no fear, nor no one should
The woods are just trees
The trees are just wood
No need to be afraid there
There's something in the glade there
Into the woods without delay, but careful not to lose the way
Into the woods, who knows what may be lurking on the journey
Into the woods to get the thing, that makes it worth the journeying
Into the woods to see the King
To sell the cow
To make the potion
To see, to sell, to get, to bring, to make, to lift
To go to the festival
Into the woods
Into the woods
Into the woods then out of the woods
And home before dark!

For a brief moment, I thought this might be a sign he was taking a plea.

I think it'll be about faith. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but the fact that you reminded him of his 2024 New Year tweet, destroyed his Locals, and hammered him about God ITT seems like more than a coincidence. We'll never know if you are on his mind, but I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick most certainly reads every word about him in these threads. He probably doesn't like to be psycho analyzed online, but there are some distinct telltale patterns in his behavior that he can't just hide behind his mask.
As I commented awhile ago I think Nick falls on the vulnerable weakling side of NPD. He does have an inflated sense of self importance, and low empathy typical of a pathological narcissist, but he also has shown typical traits of a Borderline (BPD). Extreme impulsivity and reckless behavior (drugs, booze, swinging) According to Aaron frequent fits of angry rage, and also self harm (hitting himself in the head) Paranoia and disassociation from reality (muh government is after me! conspiracy!!) He married Kayla young, so he doesn't have a pervasive pattern of unstable relationships, but I think one he's definitely hiding is his extreme fear of abandonment. It would help explain why he is still with her after this dysfunctional shit show of public embarrassment. Also she's definitely a toxic codependent herself. It's called the co dependent narcissist trap. They're both probably trauma bonded to each other. Toxic attracts toxic, and their kids are going to have problems because of their selfish decisions.
Rolling for a Lyle and Erik Menendez ending to this eventually.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Rekieta thread is about hit 6666 pages

!

Finally, his satanic temple lawyer in the Montagraph lawsuit can make sacrifices!

For a brief moment, I thought this might be a sign he was taking a plea. Then I thought he would NEVER do that because it would be a 'restraint'. Then I thought Nick might think spin the story as 'Sometimes you just have wait to be FREE!'

I think he has some event he thinks will come off in his personal life to announce--even if not a plea deal. He only streams when he thinks he has something to dunk on his haters with, or a personal life update to set a narrative.

Regardless of what it is, we have Nick content on the horizon!

He fled to Ralph's tin shack and can live out his lolbert fantasies before getting whacked by the cartels.

Freedom from restraints

If by that you mean freedom from living on the planet, then yes (after he ODs on coke).

WHY DO I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME NOW?

Null mentioned something interesting, farmers are doing new research. They claim shitposting on the forums is the missing piece. A cope to surpass balldo'd genitals.

 

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EDIT: To avoid double-posting:

"Guys it's time to talk about integrity."
>Immediately gets called out for not keeping his promises.
>Blames everything on the government.
Classic Nick.

Or is Integrity the name of a new gay bar he's been going to? lmao