💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    697
I would honestly be wary of anything sent to me as a 5k gift now. I remember that at the point when the 5,000 for the gift were "locked in" he sent out some message to everyone through Locals, and I'm pretty sure he took mailing addresses... which means he has my old address and I feel pity for whoever might someday in the far-flung future get a weird package with my name (and probably a bunch of absolutely deviant scribblings) on it.
 
Who on the Kouncil authorized this stream?

There are no requests in triplicate.
We have no proof his bulls are bonded and insures.
His cocaine is of unknown purity


WHAT KIND OF OPERATION ARE WE RUNNING HERE
You forget, he is authorized to lie to his Locals paypigs, but not authorized the stream. So he can *say* he will stream, as long as he doesn't actually stream.
 
I would honestly be wary of anything sent to me as a 5k gift now. I remember that at the point when the 5,000 for the gift were "locked in" he sent out some message to everyone through Locals, and I'm pretty sure he took mailing addresses... which means he has my old address and I feel pity for whoever might someday in the far-flung future get a weird package with my name (and probably a bunch of absolutely deviant scribblings) on it.
I’m sure everyone will appreciate the official Rekeita Law buttplug and ball gag.
 
Subject: Integrity

Not content with law and religion, he's planning on talking about another topic he knows nothing about
Bros... We're not getting the antique book stream are we... That's it, that's the final straw! I'm not renewing my Locals membership. I was fine with the coke, the cucking, the associating with pedophiles, but fucking with my love of obscure literature? Unforgivable!
 
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Still putting the responsibility on the GUBMINT, huh Nick?
 
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Who on the Kouncil authorized this stream?

There are no requests in triplicate.
We have no proof his bulls are bonded and insures.
His cocaine is of unknown purity


WHAT KIND OF OPERATION ARE WE RUNNING HERE
Rackets isn’t streaming. He’s trying to salvage his Locals grift. The Kouncil doesn’t care about what he says.
 
Not even the tweet where he was tricked into linking to Monty's GFM?

:story:

Actually, nowadays, he might even find that one funny. I dunno. He could claim it's a 67d chess move. Monty's win at the appeals court, funded by that GFM, led to Nick doing the cokestream. Which led to where we are today.

Is Drexel black Kaiser Soze?

Nah. But wouldn't it be a trip.


Dude! When did he announce the Locals Gift? How long ago was that now? How many YEARS?

"I got sidetracked by having my life ass fucked by the government."

And, before that, it was Monty's fault.

Fuck any special needs person still defending him or believing him. They get what they deserve.
AH WUZ TRYNA TURN MUH LIFE ROUND, I DINDU NUFFIN!

Same roody poo attitude. Maybe he really is a hood nigger after all.
 
I would honestly be wary of anything sent to me as a 5k gift now. I remember that at the point when the 5,000 for the gift were "locked in" he sent out some message to everyone through Locals, and I'm pretty sure he took mailing addresses... which means he has my old address and I feel pity for whoever might someday in the far-flung future get a weird package with my name (and probably a bunch of absolutely deviant scribblings) on it.
You don't have to worry. Whomever lives at your previous residence will not be horrified by any package sent by Rekieta, because it will never materialize.
 
Either I’m retarded or Nick is, what does “Loadout” mean?
You might have access to all kinds of guns and other equipment in an fps game (e.g. Call of Duty), but you can only select a subset to equip for any one session/battle. This is called a "loadout." He's referring to the "weapons" and "armor" he is going to use for the stream.
 
You might have access to all kinds of guns and other equipment in an fps game (e.g. Call of Duty), but you can only select a subset to equip for any one session/battle. This is called a "loadout." He's referring to the "weapons" and "armor" he is going to use for the stream.
I deleted my post out of shame after someone IRL explained to me. But I appreciate the explanation!

Also, wanted to point this out:
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Why does he feel the need to specify? Is this a subtle tell that April and Kayla are out of the picture? :optimistic:
 
The 5K locals comment is top shelf. It makes no conceptual sense. He failed to deliver on the gifts long before the government got involved in his life, and he seemingly has a lot of free time on his hands these days to send them, yet hasn't.

But his defence is taking up his all his time and money! Legal battles are EXPEN$IVE! Especially when you LIFE and FREEDOM are on the line!

We are very close to the locals yearly reup and with people openly stating they won't reup i bet he is a bit panicked.

Maybe i'm reading into a bit much but it seems like Nick ghosted Branca. They seemed like two peas in a pod until Nick got new friends.
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"I got sidetracked by getting assfucked by government"

Big shock, he didn't learn anything
Guarantee this is just a stalling technique to keep more people from leaving his locals and he has no actual intention to stream

Uh... No, most people signed up in 2022 for a 50 USD year after his YT ban, and the chat fell off massively in mid-2023. The vast majority of people have already left, and now there are only single-digit people in the chat at any given time (at least 3 are Farmers), and the only regular is Still-Life.

Him delivering the 5k gift now wouldn't make any sense.

"Here's the 5K Subscriber gift! Now I obviously don't have those people here anymore, but email me with an email receipt for your sub dating back to when I had 5K Locals subs, and that will count."
:really:


There's no reason to lie about it anymore. It would actually be strange now for him to try and deliver it.
I would honestly be wary of anything sent to me as a 5k gift now. I remember that at the point when the 5,000 for the gift were "locked in" he sent out some message to everyone through Locals, and I'm pretty sure he took mailing addresses... which means he has my old address and I feel pity for whoever might someday in the far-flung future get a weird package with my name (and probably a bunch of absolutely deviant scribblings) on it.
You don't have to worry. Whomever lives at your previous residence will not be horrified by any package sent by Rekieta, because it will never materialize.

He has e-mail addresses, and, depending on your payment method, a state/province and country. The plan was to send out the e-mails with a link to an order form hosted by the manufacturer, then they would drop-ship to you. Nick did this to avoid the hassle of having to store, process, then re-ship all the gifts.

Sure there is! I mean, not morally, but have you seen his Locals?

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No, wait. That's an old photo. That's too many people. Hang on...

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Yeah, okay, that's a more recent photo of his Locals now. Nick is on the right. You can tell by the nose.

Objection! Still-Life on the left looks far too docile and sane!
 
I'm curious what restraints he suddenly thinks he's free from.
Nicky's been a good boy, and Daddy Bob, Mommy Celeste, and his eldest son have cleared him for streaming, which he thinks gives him permission to circumvent the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil's ongoing restrictions.

Nick, don't stream! You'll just lose another 1,000 Youtube subs!
and the only regular is Still-Life.
Is there any proof Still-Life is a real person and not just Nick on an alt account posting his violent fantasies and junkie rambling in an attempt to see how far he can take "free speech" on Locals?
 
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Sounds like he is mad at a person or persons and he has more bridge burning to do.
Integrity: The government, he's probably either gonna rant about his own case or about Aaron's case and the felony charges (possibly) being dropped. Or all of his former "internet friends" who are now mocking him are all grifters and have no integrity etc.

Honesty: This is never going to happen. Nick's just gonna cope and seethe about other people being wrong and spreading "lies".

Freedom from restraints: He's completed his AA stuff and he's no longer being tested so has gone back to being an alcoholic and/or his parents are no longer Balldo wrangling him. It could also be that he no longer has a wife and kids to look after.

Just fucking me: Could be a dig at other internet people distancing themselves form him or he could actually be on his own, divorce arc incoming? April out of the picture and flipping on him?
 
Objection! Still-Life on the left looks far too docile and sane!
And no freaking sausages. I don't know much about Rekieta locals chat lore, but every time I open that chat, 90% of its content is Still Life talking to himself, while posting multiple images of sausages photoshopped into things. I don't know why, I don't know if this was ever discussed in this thread, and I think I don't want to know why...

I mean, for example, these are his sausage posts from the last ~24 hours:
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