🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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That was Eddie Murphy. He suffered a huge hit to his career from that as well. Amusingly, he tried to claim he was just giving the tranny a ride home, but it was in an area well-known to be full of gay bars and street prostitutes, so nobody believed this excuse, including the police. Tbf, Murphy was wearing his pants at the time of his arrest, so the cops didn't have him cold like they did with Grant. Since Murphy was already famous and very, very rich, he just slid into producing until everyone forgot about it. He made a Christmas movie last year.

About two years after Murphy's arrest, the tranny got high, locked itself out of its apartment, decided to Tarzan-swing over to the balcony on a towel to let itself in, and fell to its death.

There's a theme here, which Russ should pay attention to, but won't---openly patronizing prostitutes isn't compatible with a successful career as an entertainer. We (the fans) all know they do it, but we don't like to be reminded that they do. We like the fantasy that hot women go with the job, and patronizing prostitutes ruins that fantasy.
Ah the Samoan. The 1992 or something Miss Samoan Queen. Really says something about the quality of the women there if a man can win a thing like that. At least the country was more progressive than the USA, they wouldn't see that shit for another two decades. He was a Mormon if I recall.
 
If Russ was cured of his facial paralysis do you think he'd mellow out? I can't conceive of what he'd look like with his lips shut but I'd imagine with a shave and a haircut he'd look perfectly normal. It probably wouldn't fix his sex pest demeanor entirely but I'd think he'd no longer be hooker crazed since he'd have a shot at regular women.

Too bad those evil fucks in the government don't like disabled people with plights and paralyzed faces; if they were forward thinking we'd have a magical injection of government subsidized stem cells made from ground up fetuses we could shoot into his brain and grow him the nerve shit he's missing. I guess we'll have to settle for this dancing monkey of a retard who wants to go into hooker law so he gets him his penis sucked for cheap.
he would crumble and break down even harder because his life would still remain a dumpster fire but his number one excuse and scapegoat would be gone. i don't think he could cope.
 
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Tldr: Russ has no clothes, plz help
 

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I have no idea who he is but I see him featured in the highlights every week, is his life supposed to be a tragicomedy?
In a nutshell, yes.

He's a grotesque, whoremonger, vexatious litigant lolcow with facial paralysis hell bent on trying to misappropriate judicial power to compel women to suck him his penis and nuke his thread.
 
is his life supposed to be a tragicomedy?
That's certainly one way to look at it. To put it simply, it is a story about a man determined to make all female celebrities fuck him, as well as trying to become a brothel owner. If there is a famous woman, he'll try to sue her for that sweet sweet pussy. However, he diligently keeps failing in most hilarious of ways. He wrote an Magnum Opus on becoming a vexatious litigant, and has made hookers unionize against him.
 
So somebody stole his clothes?

i might be late, but what happened to that greasy suit he always wore? is that something he's claiming was stolen on Friday, or am I late and he got rid of it a while ago
 
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