💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[August Levasseur]

There is one exception which may be applicable:
"This exception does not apply to a civil action or proceeding by one against the other, nor to a criminal action or proceeding for a crime committed by one against the other or against a child of either or against a child under the care of either spouse..."
So, if I'm reading this correctly, Kayla could be compelled to testify whether or not it was Nick who gave their kid cocaine.

Perhaps, but Nick is not being charged with giving his kid cocaine. All of his charges are directly related to his possession of cocaine. His gun charges are because it's illegal to possess firearms while being addicted to a controlled substance. His child endangerment charge is because in the state of Minnesota it is illegal to allow your children to be "present where someone is in possession of a controlled substance" (sauce).

As such, all of his charges are deeply entangled, and even if you were to argue that his child endangerment charges meet the exemption from spousal privilege, it would be difficult to really separate that testimony from being about the other charges. Trying to skirt the line and pull her in regardless would be difficult, and probably would open up avenues for Rackets to appeal, ultimately causing a lot more problems than her testimony is worth. What would they even tell them? He actually had 27 grams of coke?

 

[Swole McPole]

Prosecutor Pierce: "Monogamous, Mr. Rekieta. Monogamous, meaning no April in your marriage."
Nick:

WHAT IS HIS ANSWER . . .

Nick: "Mono -- from the Greek, monos, meaning alone, one. Gamous, from the English word, gamahuche. Meaning to perform fellatio or cunnilingus. Ergo, monogamous -- I suck only one dick at a time."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick: "Mono -- from the Greek, monos, meaning alone, one. Gamous, from the English word, gamahuche. Meaning to perform fellatio or cunnilingus. Ergo, monogamous -- I suck only one dick at a time."

Nick is a monokareklist.
His face seats only a single person.

 

[Hellion]

Well we haven't had any reports from the police. So radio silence is indeed interesting. Has he been tweeting?

What happened to all that bravado? Trouble on the home front nick?

Cross-posting - Balldo spotted in comment section of @elb's Aaron clip 11 hours ago.

Uploaded by elissa clips 14 hours ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qE7CMnDk5lY
Notable because Nick is in the comments.
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[daffodils]

Has he been tweeting?

His new thing is doing monosyllabic replies on Twitter. His longest tweet in a while was this:

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Whatever he's up to, he's too busy to tell his paying Locals members what's going on:

 

[Procrastinhater]

Maybe knowing he's worse of a joke than an armenian young turks host was the reality check he needed.

I'm gonna cut Ana some slack because unlike a lot of Leftists she's at least had the guts to admit when she's fucked up, I don't know what happened to her but she seems to have had her eyes opened to how hypocritical her (former?) side is.
The Keffals correction when she admitted she was wrong about Lucas was one thing, not manny journalists willing to admit mistakes these days, and now she's even admitting reading the Farms lol?
I'll give credit where it's due.
Besides she's better than Nick.
Much better than Nick.
Nick is garbage.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick can earn his own money through streaming and law.

Lolwut?!

Just a friendly reminder that it’s been like a year since Nick’s streaming paid the bills.

His new thing is doing monosyllabic replies on Twitter. His longest tweet in a while was this:

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Whatever he's up to, he's too busy to tell his paying Locals members what's going on:

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Peak Nick: Slapfight on Twitter to “own the haters”, or drop a note to his (few remaining) paying fans?

Twitter of course! Not even close!

 

[Swole McPole]

Just a friendly reminder that it’s been like a year since Nick’s streaming paid the bills.

Dude! Nick is the number one receiver of superchat money in the western world. He can EASILY live on his YouTube gibs. He's a bona-fide social media expert!

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

His new thing is doing monosyllabic replies on Twitter. His longest tweet in a while was this:

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Whatever he's up to, he's too busy to tell his paying Locals members what's going on:

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In all seriousness, I have to fully believe that Nick's lawyer was on his knees BEGGING him to stop fucking up their case. "STOP. GIVING. THEM. EVIDENCE. TO. USE. AGAINST. YOU. YOU. FUCKING. COKE. HEAD! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO THE FIFTH AMENDMENT, BUT YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THE CAPACITY! YOU FUCKING CRACK-HEAD!"

Poor man has to feel like Chris Brown's PR guy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Prosecutor Pierce: "Monogamous, Mr. Rekieta. Monogamous, meaning no April in your marriage."

He doesn't need to prove he's monogamous! You CAN'T be a swinger amd have April in your marriage when you are CLEARLY gay and your true love obsession is a man named JULY! ACK ACK ACK ACK!

I certainly believe the degeneracy started before April and Aaron. A popular theory is that he got into coke at Hedonism II. I think Coomalot let that slip at some point (@Balldo's Gate might remember).

There's also some evidence he was looking to do polyamorous shit before he met April and Aaron too (i.e. Faran, his Locals harem, etc).

But the church claim, in particular, seems far-fetched, IMO.

Agreed. Nick was very open in his LOCALS streams (and toward the ends of his regukar streams when he was clearly inebriated) about the drug use in Jamaica. There was still pretence that this was something that should be done in a limited way and responsibly, but he was clearly becoming enamoured by it.

Nick: "Mono -- from the Greek, monos, meaning alone, one. Gamous, from the English word, gamahuche. Meaning to perform fellatio or cunnilingus. Ergo, monogamous -- I suck only one dick at a time."

He would unironically argue this.

I refer back to his outlook on lying. Lying, according to Nick, is not an inherently amoral act. Instead it is the effect of the lie and the damage it causes that is immoral. He states that if a lie caused 1000 dollars of damage, then the lie was 1000 dollars bad.

With such a flexible moral system, anything can be justified.

His new thing is doing monosyllabic replies on Twitter. His longest tweet in a while was this:

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Whatever he's up to, he's too busy to tell his paying Locals members what's going on:

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There have been only 4-5 people chatting in his live chat for about a week.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Without any evidence, I see no reason to give Nick either optimism or the benefit of the doubt. Rather, I see Nick in a situation like this:

As he and his Qover have started to progress through the court system, both in the CPS case and the criminal ones, it's becoming more and more difficult to manage his web of, "I got this." Nick's case wasn't thrown out at the omnibus, and learned scholars and practicing lawyers found Nick's motions pitiful. Qayla will be in for a rude awakening in 3 weeks. April wasn't able to get her charges immediately thrown out. Heck, even Aaron's revenge porn charges, which they so "masterfully" put together after Aaron refused an NDA, those charges seem to be unraveling a bit. (First an amended warrant, possibly more to come.)

So you have a mess, between that and 2 cranky crack hoes who can't get their fix (outside of booze), and Nick's own coping with no drugs. Plus the constant drug monitoring from CPS, which tells us that, at the very least, Nick's CPS case is still ongoing. Assuming the kids are back at all- I don't take Nick at his word with anything he says-, that means he's got another 5 people to keep gaslit with his outlandish takes and justifications.

This is what is taking up Nick's time now, maintaining this web of lies, keeping spinning all these tales as plates spinning on dowels.

The real pain comes when things start to come tumbling down.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
It all returns to nothing, I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down...

Keep on hitting yourself in the face, you fucking retard, it's not going to get any better the further down the lane you go. You chose this path, over the path of humility and redemption.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Nick is equally lazy too though. Both of them want the children for the sake of keeping up appearances but neither of them would actually want sole custody. If they divorced, they would fight less about who should get to have the kids and more about who has to be stuck with them. Staying married means they can maintain the illusion, while jointly neglecting their children.

Like I said, these guys got arrested in May on memorial day weekend. That's just over three months ago. It wasn't that long ago. Just getting to the decision to divorce is a long, grueling process. Anyone who writes off divorce from happening just because it hasn't happened yet is fucking retarded. The Cocaine Arc hasn't even been finished yet. Once they all get sentenced, they'll see where they stand and if status quos need to change or not.

 

[Vibralldo]

Whatever is shutting Nick up is huge because until recently I didn't think anything would shut him up.

He was in the middle of (losing) a defamation suit and still refused to stop defaming the guy suing him!

 

[Strix454]

So you have a mess, between that and 2 cranky crack hoes who can't get their fix (outside of booze), and Nick's own coping with no drugs.

Kayla's benzos are likely prescription drugs so she is taken care of. Aaron in the past has also described how careful Nick and April are that Kayla stays on the Benzos for her "health". April though is a different matter. She seemed really shocked at her hearing on discovering that she would have to stay mostly sober,

I imagine the real hell for all of them is having to keep the house clean, having to do laundry and having to feed the kids all under the eye of CPS. Given Kayla's semi-useless state and Nick's general refusal to do much of anything, its possible to speculate that a fair amount of work is falling on April in that regard.

I still heavily lean toward Nick actually gave his 8 year old cocaine in the hopes it would calm her down because she was 'the problem child' .

What makes me really wonder about that whole situation is the extent to which everyone in the house was prepared beforehand with a story that if any of them tested positive for drugs, it had to be the result of something happening away from the house. How Nick in the family court appearance himself immediately re-articulated that story in court. And to the extent which CPS was (as far as we know) unable to get any of them to talk about what actually happened leading to that positive test.

None of it legally proves anything, but it all looks bad.

 

[datura_binge]

What makes me really wonder about that whole situation is the extent to which everyone in the house was prepared beforehand with a story that if any of them tested positive for drugs, it had to be the result of something happening away from the house

I really don't think they had any prep whatsoever because Nick obviously thought there was no situation where anyone would come into his house. If he even considered that for one second, he would not have had drugs everywhere out in the open.

 

[Fapcop]

Like I said, these guys got arrested in May on memorial day weekend. That's just over three months ago. It wasn't that long ago. Just getting to the decision to divorce is a long, grueling process. Anyone who writes off divorce from happening just because it hasn't happened yet is fucking retarded.

Thank you for keeping the hope alive.

You’re a good kiwi fren!

 

[Owlbear]

Like I said, these guys got arrested in May on memorial day weekend. That's just over three months ago. It wasn't that long ago. Just getting to the decision to divorce is a long, grueling process. Anyone who writes off divorce from happening just because it hasn't happened yet is fucking retarded. The Cocaine Arc hasn't even been finished yet. Once they all get sentenced, they'll see where they stand and if status quos need to change or not.

My money is still on the divorce arc coming next. Then the troon arc.

 

[not william stenchever]

Ergo, monogamous -- I suck only one dick at a time.

That's some weak sauce shit. Daddy Juju could take at least three guys at once (if their dicks were big enough)

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Now that Nick stopped streaming, we can declare that KIWI FARMS HAS WON.

Wow, it sure is nice to have epically owned Nick Rekieta once and for all.
It appears that us, Kiwi Farms users, sure are on top of our game.
We convinced everyone that we were right all along.
With nobody around to correct the record, we sure have won completely and totally over Nick Rekieta.
Joyous day, Kiwi Farms users.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

While we languish in a drought of Nick content, I have been working to update the OP and specifically the supplemental posts that will (eventually) sit beneath it. I am starting with more comprehensive narratives explaining Nick's main story arcs to act as a digestible chronicle of events in his career that may be pointed to to catch up those who are just discovering him.

If anyone has time to review and supply input/corrections/suggestion to the first 3 arcs (1st on Maddox/LOLSuit mostly done, 2nd with Weeb Wars needs more media and links, and 3rd on Hedonism II needs another few editing passes), it would be appreciated. You might be able to fill in gaps I missed, or even learn something new about old Nick: DRAFT