🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Toplane Tard Wrangler said:
Oh my god I forgot entirely about annacondasin. She and cobes really are made for each other, she was the chick who talked about wanting to fuck a dead deer right? and our boy Jord pissed on one, and she definitely looks like the only showers she takes are golden ones.
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  • Wanting to fuck dead deer
  • Jerking off to animal porn
  • Fucked a 13 and 15 year old and gave them herpes
  • Wants to fuck her dad
  • Released a sex tape on her YouTube channel
  • Defended pedophilia
An a-logger wanted her and Cobes to be together, but it never ended up following through.
 
Ponzo said:
Won't the glass jar explode on her due to the gas build up?
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I think the lid will likely unscrew and spew yeasty goodness all over before the glass will break. That being said, That's a fuck ton of yeast that's already settled at the bottom. Also the lemonade might have preservatives that could interfere with yeast. If I had to make a bet, I'm guessing the yeast are going to ferment so little that the air pocket will just get a little overpressurized and she'll be left with spoiled lemonade with barely any alcohol, but a lot of yeasty pulp.
Whatever happens, it will be vile.
 
Just thinking about the minor arcana...
Wands can stay the same. I like the idea of the quality of the wands getting worse as the card number increases.
Cups is also good as is. Definitely need at least one with the crushed (twice) skull goblet. Could just call it them drink combos.
Pentacles we could keep, but you could also use his personal sigil. Kinda small to draw though. Pentacles also represent prosperity so maybe hamburgers to represent food hacks.
Swords... Maybe replace with guns? Broken cell phones?

Also, I think Clint as both the Emperor and Empress would be funny.
 
Distracted Cat said:
Just thinking about the minor arcana...
Wands can stay the same. I like the idea of the quality of the wands getting worse as the card number increases.
Cups is also good as is. Definitely need at least one with the crushed (twice) skull goblet. Could just call it them drink combos.
Pentacles we could keep, but you could also use his personal sigil. Kinda small to draw though. Pentacles also represent prosperity so maybe hamburgers to represent food hacks.
Swords... Maybe replace with guns? Broken cell phones?

Also, I think Clint as both the Emperor and Empress would be funny.
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pentacles = pentagrams

wands stay

cups stay (the rider waite temperance card is making a drink combo)

swords = mall-ninja knives? can openers?
 
You seem to have the tarot cards mostly fleshed out but here are some of the ideas I had, mostly based on Rider-Waite Smith.

The Fool could be Puffers with a little knapsack, setting off on his journey. Perhaps to be seen again in the death card, on horseback with Dani Filth and Homeboy Scotty in place of the Hierophant.

Clint the Empress and the Emperor both in and out of drag.

For The Devil card Cobes chained up to Jessica, I have a deck by Barbara Walker and the court cards are replaced by various deities. The Queen of Swords is depicted by Kali, I feel that something similar would be a good look for NAL. The devil figure could be Apep, the serpent god of chaos or maybe Bjork?
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In the Lovers card he is instead with an alive goth chick who is 4 times hotter, perhaps standing before Ozzy, or the Nagas.

The Hermit, Cobes in his chair mid dryspell. For the Moon card Puffers could take place of the crayfish, trying to get back to Josh in his clock tower and then the Sun they are reunited.

Possible suits could be: Cigarettes for wands, chalices of mead for cups, bars of tactical soap? for swords and pizzas for pentacles.
 
AnOminous said:
I love when someone is so profoundly autistic you can tell just by looking at a still picture of them.
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i thought the massive pile of soup cans was the dead giveaway
Your Landlord said:
I put on today's 2h4s while doing yard work and kiwitapes just said that Josh's half sisters have accused him of "some weird shit."
Can one of you OGs please elaborate for me because what the fuck..
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If I'm not mistaken and could be wrong, I think there was a rumor that Josh stole his sister's panties and sniffed them or something. It was a reddit thing so there's that
 
Your Landlord said:
I put on today's 2h4s while doing yard work and kiwitapes just said that Josh's half sisters have accused him of "some weird shit."
Can one of you OGs please elaborate for me because what the fuck..
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I've had a bit to drink, but I believe they were talking about Jupiter while Cobes was on screen.

EDIT: am gay. was still like 30 minutes behind. whatever it is, i'm sure it's in the infamous "list" that is undoubtedly still floating around.
 
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Your Landlord said:
I put on today's 2h4s while doing yard work and kiwitapes just said that Josh's half sisters have accused him of "some weird shit."
Can one of you OGs please elaborate for me because what the fuck..
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No offense, but Kiwi and Smokey are fucking retards in their own right... they are barely one step above the lolcows they make fun of (just like most lolcow "commentators").

I'm not saying that Josh wouldn't be capable of some sicko shit to her stepsisters, even though I THINK they never shared a house (I maybe 100% wrong on this though). Just take everything those two retards say with a fistful of salt unless they provide receipts, they use Reddit and shit their Discord users post as "sources".
 
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Bifocal Lens said:
they use Reddit and shit their Discord users post as "sources".
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This was the main reason I stopped watching them. They pretend to be old fags when really they’re just two pothead zoomers that barely know an inclination of what they’re talking about, using this very site and shitty subreddits to catch up on everything. This is very clear when they talk about Cobes, as when they aren’t extremely late on making a video about him doing something mundane, they’re getting simple things just blatantly wrong.
 
We've reached levels of lazy and low effort that I never thought possible. The BOY really BOUGHT a custom wand instead of making his own. Thanks, paypigs. You deserve a thousand wet and juicy shorts.

Even if the lathe is broken he could still make them the traditional way.
 
Shiverpeaks said:
Your quote messed up some how. Do they do one like Puff? Puff returned to me as a tamagotchi tubez!

There needs to be a term for pedo baiting lolcows. It's becoming increasingly common.

I know his history but you're making the same excuses all the other people do for torturing cows. There's always been debate around if he did rape Blind Billy or if they decided to be sexual together and later Billy said it was rape because no one would admit to being sexual with the attic goblin. As bad as Cyraxx is, some of his worst moments are set up by Marty and his discord faggots manipulating him like they did recently with the pedo accusations when he was filming himself shoving his fingers up his ass.
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Cyraxx literally sent dick pictures to at least a dozen minors what are you talking about? He's a straight up pedophile


And yes crying about how evil a cow is or isn't is just coping from retards who want to feel morally justified (like the weirdos that defend piracy "well stuffs expensive AND I NEED VIDYA") instead of just admitting they do it because they want to, but none of that changes the fact he is a pedophile. Cobra is just a fairly run of the mill degenerate
 
McSneaks said:
Cyraxx literally sent dick pictures to at least a dozen minors what are you talking about? He's a straight up pedophile


And yes crying about how evil a cow is or isn't is just coping from retards who want to feel morally justified (like the weirdos that defend piracy "well stuffs expensive AND I NEED VIDYA") instead of just admitting they do it because they want to, but none of that changes the fact he is a pedophile. Cobra is just a fairly run of the mill degenerate
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There's a reason why Cobes refuses to engage with Cyraxx. Like you said, he's a confirmed, remorseless sicko.
 
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