Church of Genesis II and Friends - The People Who Think Bleach Is A Cure All

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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Because right now, you have a $15 hunk of common quartz you've polished up a bit. But wait! It is infused with Himalayan Spirit Essence from this incredible yogi you met a few years back, for reals, and will help focus your chakra during meditation, allowing you to reach a peace you've never known. Now it's worth 50-100 bucks to some hippie fuck with more cash than sense, and you can sell them by the dozen at literally any Ren Faire, music fest, or art show in town.
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Three words: Himalayan Salt Lamps. It's a large chunk of halite that's anywhere from yellow to pink to blue and they stick a light bulb in the middle and voila! A negative ion generator for your home.

What are negative ions? If you were to ask a chemist they'd tell you it's an element with one more electron than it should have. If you were to ask a new agey person it's some mystical thing that promotes calm and good health. They can clean the air, kill mold spores, get rid of pet dander and pollen, wipe out bacteria and viruses and maybe even do your taxes but your milage may vary. In truth, it's more snake oil.

It's pretty, but ultimately useless.
 
bacterium said:
Okay. There are 17 pages. Has anyone told Chris he can cure his autism by drinking bleach yet?
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I can picture it now, Chris proudly posting images of this on his facebook account and talking about how wonderful it is to have something that can finally detox his body from the autism as he feels the results of drinking bleach more so and more so each and every day.

The reaction to the :horrifying: would be nothing compared to that.
 
ICametoLurk said:
I can picture it now, Chris proudly posting images of this on his facebook account and talking about how wonderful it is to have something that can finally detox his body from the autism as he feels the results of drinking bleach more so and more so each and every day.

The reaction to the :horrifying: would be nothing compared to that.
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But he already cured his autism months ago by listening to binaural beats.
 
ICametoLurk said:
I can picture it now, Chris proudly posting images of this on his facebook account and talking about how wonderful it is to have something that can finally detox his body from the autism as he feels the results of drinking bleach more so and more so each and every day.

The reaction to the :horrifying: would be nothing compared to that.
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Oh dear god why did I click why is it on a grater why am I alive
 
Here's some more fun and frolics from the MMS Facebook group I got myself into.

Firstly, here's an example of them failing to understand that 28% by volume is not a low volume when it comes to chlorine compounds and their effects on the body. Household bleach is typically 5-8% sodium hypochlorite yet it will fuck you up if you drink it. MMS is 28% sodium chlorite / calcium hypochlorite by volume. No wonder it makes you shit up your guts.

Incidentally the Leo they refer to is one Leonardo Edwards of Southampton, Hampshire, who I'm compiling a lolcow thread on at present. He's a "Bishop" in this bleach cult and that is the least of his atsimu.

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And here they start making a song and dance about fillings. Mercury amalgam fillings are perfectly safe because they're solid at standard temperature and pressure and aren't likely to leak out into the rest of your body. Mercury is also not that reactive; getting it into a compound requires quite a lot of energy to make it react (which is why salts like mercury fulminate are so explosive; they're just itching to decompose into elemental mercury, nitrogen, and carbon dioxide at the drop of a hat.) Suffice it to say that MMS not affecting your fillings is the least of your problems when you're DRINKING BLEACH.

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There are not enough horrifying ratings in the world for this. Rich Williams, you're an awful excuse for a human being; fight me irl.

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Lunete said:
If you need constant advice on how to evade CPS then you have no business reproducing.
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here's a foolproof way to avoid cps:
don't do anything that would cause them to be concerned
funny how well that works

has anyone told them that clay can solve their problems more easily? you don't even have to shove it up your butt
 
Some fresh content about MMS and how this Carlos character's variety, which uses hydrochloric acid rather than citric acid to "activate" and give of the ClO2, hurts people's teeth:

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Hydrochloric acid will fuck up your teeth because tooth enamel is mostly hydroxylapatite (I would say fluoroapatite but I suspect this lot are all frit of water fluorination and how it lets communists steal your precious bodily fluids so they probably don't brush their teeth) and that dissolves in HCl. This is why anorexics who make themselves chuck up a lot usually have fucked teeth.

Also, GARGLING WITH BLEACH. Shudder. Suddenly, fucked teeth are the least of your worries. Enjoy mouth ulcers. But these people will probably decide that the fact they're now getting "rope worms" at both ends is further proof all this works.

Also, as a special bonus infodump, here's a post from Leon Edwards' facebook page that I was going to put in his thread but which fits better in this one in which a lolsuit is threatened against an autism rights charity for speaking out against MMS:

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Wonder if Vedrana Belin is an actual lawyer? There's only a Hotmail e-mail address for her that I've managed to find and the lack of proper headed paper, any professional registration, or similar makes me wonder. Unfortunately my Croatian is way too crap for me to contact the Croatian bar association and ask them about her professional standing.
 
WARNING: There are not enough horrifying ratings in the world for this post.

I just blagged my way into another MMS group called "Rope Worms" to see if there was anything else I could dredge up. I also am attempting to blag into a related group which uses some sort of turpentine on sugar cubes protocol (yes, turpentine, as in, paint thinner) to cure diseases that don't exist and as I gather content on this I'll do a separate thread for same.

Anyhow, top post in the group was this:

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I think this is the Helena Schlachter who was threatening a lolsuit in the post I capped further up the thread as well.

Oh, and I also had a further horrifying realisation. The shape of the "rope worm" with a single big squared-off U shape and loads of squiggles coming out one end and the other curling in? That's the shape of one's large intestine and then small intestine after it. I wish I hadn't just realised that as I'm about to have some dinner.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
turpentine on sugar cubes protocol
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:story: Well at least turpentine isn't as toxic as chlorine dioxide, that shit will still kill you slowly though.

Ginger Piglet said:
Oh, and I also had a further horrifying realisation. The shape of the "rope worm" with a single big squared-off U shape and loads of squiggles coming out one end and the other curling in? That's the shape of one's large intestine and then small intestine after it. I wish I hadn't just realised that as I'm about to have some dinner.
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Agreed. The thing that still amazes me is that the lower intestines are enduring this kind of abuse. You think with all of the "rope worms" coming out their intestines would have holes everywhere. I'm amazed these kids aren't going into septic shock.
 
Holy Shit, this is 100% the same as the old Colon Cleansing Commercials that sold Colon Cleaners, just way, way, way more fucking retarded
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Ginger Piglet said:
WARNING: There are not enough horrifying ratings in the world for this post.

I just blagged my way into another MMS group called "Rope Worms" to see if there was anything else I could dredge up. I also am attempting to blag into a related group which uses some sort of turpentine on sugar cubes protocol (yes, turpentine, as in, paint thinner) to cure diseases that don't exist and as I gather content on this I'll do a separate thread for same.

Anyhow, top post in the group was this:

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I think this is the Helena Schlachter who was threatening a lolsuit in the post I capped further up the thread as well.

Oh, and I also had a further horrifying realisation. The shape of the "rope worm" with a single big squared-off U shape and loads of squiggles coming out one end and the other curling in? That's the shape of one's large intestine and then small intestine after it. I wish I hadn't just realised that as I'm about to have some dinner.
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I'm hoping that Bobbi's urgent private message is a desperate plea to get Helena to stop this insanity.
 
And here's some more horror from the Rope Worms group.

According to this Steve Melton cunt, Jim Humble is only in it for the good of humanity and it's about HEALING, not making a profit like those damn dirty Big Pharmas with their science and chemistry and stuff that actually works. Oh, and Steve Melton admits to being a "health minister" in the Church. But it's not a conflict of interest, not at all!

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Yes, yes it is autism. Those aren't rope worm eggs by the way. They're the stupid fucking vegan rabbit food you forced your son to eat for lunch you unbelievable imbecile.

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My favourite post yet. Apparently rope worms are a biological weapon developed by THEM to make people sick so they can profit from them.

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A lot of these people seem to have a downer on Big Pharma and while it's true that the pharmaceutical industry does get up to some dodgy shit, their questionable business practices doesn't mean drinking bleach cures cancer.

I'm genuinely thinking that if I see anyone bleaching their children on these groups who is from the UK, I'm gonna cap their posts and send them in to Social Services. This can't be allowed to go on. Jim Humble should be in fucking prison for massive fraud, as should that Leon Edwards, Carlos, Steve Melton, Helena Schlachter, and all the other "health ministers."
 
ICametoLurk said:
Holy Shit, this is 100% the same as the old Colon Cleansing Commercials that sold Colon Cleaners, just way, way, way more fucking exceptional
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Yup, that's the "mucoid plaque" that they were talking about. What you are in fact seeing is a combination of feces, bentonite clay, mucus and psyllium. Normal people when they shit, don't see that.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Yup, that's the "mucoid plaque" that they were talking about. What you are in fact seeing is a combination of feces, bentonite clay, mucus and psyllium. Normal people when they shit, don't see that.
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No, no, they're just not bleaching their asses enough.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
And here's some more horror from the Rope Worms group.

According to this Steve Melton cunt, Jim Humble is only in it for the good of humanity and it's about HEALING, not making a profit like those damn dirty Big Pharmas with their science and chemistry and stuff that actually works. Oh, and Steve Melton admits to being a "health minister" in the Church. But it's not a conflict of interest, not at all!

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Yes, yes it is autism. Those aren't rope worm eggs by the way. They're the stupid fucking vegan rabbit food you forced your son to eat for lunch you unbelievable imbecile.

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My favourite post yet. Apparently rope worms are a biological weapon developed by THEM to make people sick so they can profit from them.

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A lot of these people seem to have a downer on Big Pharma and while it's true that the pharmaceutical industry does get up to some dodgy shit, their questionable business practices doesn't mean drinking bleach cures cancer.

I'm genuinely thinking that if I see anyone bleaching their children on these groups who is from the UK, I'm gonna cap their posts and send them in to Social Services. This can't be allowed to go on. Jim Humble should be in fucking prison for massive fraud, as should that Leon Edwards, Carlos, Steve Melton, Helena Schlachter, and all the other "health ministers."
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The really fucking stupid thing about all this is how they immediately jump from causation to correlation. "I never had rope worms before but after eating this and doing the bleach enema suddenly I find them. Coincidence?"

Yes! It's a coincidence. Not everything in the world happens because you want it to. And of course the only people seeing these things are the ones that are so deep into alternative medicine that they'd never trust a regular doctor or scientist probably because they're all in on it.

In the end, you can't cure stupid.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
I would love for these people to watch a sigmoidoscopy or colons copy of someone who doesn't do any of these treatments and is healthy. How would they explain the absolute lack of "plaque" or rope worms?
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Because rope worms are the same color as your colon, encase themselves in your colon tissue, and are really good at hiding.
 
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