Church of Genesis II and Friends - The People Who Think Bleach Is A Cure All

[POWER IN MISERY]

i'm glad we're in an age where bleach enemas are discussed like it's a normal thing on social networks

 

[The Lizard Queen]

They can't say "cure?"
What's the point of jamming things up your butt then? For fun?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

They can't say "cure?"
What's the point of jamming things up your butt then? For fun?

I think it's because if you claim to cure cancer (which these idiots do) falsely you run afoul of the Cancer Act in the UK. Which was brought in to stamp on just this sort of charlatanism.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I'm so unhappy right now. This shit makes me angry in a way that is hard to express using words.

All this reminds me of Jess Aincsough, who bought into Gerson Therapy, which essentially claims to cure cancer by drinking gallons of fresh juice and taking coffee enemas. She had a rare form of cancer that would likely have been cured had she had her arm amputated to the shoulder but she didn't want to disfigure herself or endure the misery of radiation or chemo and turned to quackery. She toured the world touting the Gerson method as a cure and continued to do so even after the cancer spread down her arm and open lumps and lesions were visible and she lost use of her arm. She died at age 30 after suffering eight years of relentless gastrointestinal distress from consuming lunatic amounts of juiced fruits and vegetables, shooting coffee up her ass and shitting it out three times a day, and later the pain of having her arm rot from cancer.

In a just world surviving family should be able to sue the fuck out of these people when their loved ones die because they scourged their innards with bleach because they have Lyme Disease. But adults are allowed to kill themselves with stupidity. If we can't ban 500 pound people from eating themselves to death at fast food outlets, we can't prevent people from refusing scientific approaches to medicine and eating peach pits in the place of chemo when they get cancer.

What gets me is the arrogance, which you see in all paranoid communities. Oh, these assholes know the truth - bleach enemas can cure everything, but big pharma and doctors want you to die and make money off your cancer ridden corpse so send Carlos all your money instead because he's totally not in this for cash or anything plus doing so means you're so much smarter than everyone else who trusts science.

I'm ranting. My apologies.

 

[AA 102]

In a just world surviving family should be able to sue the fuck out of these people when their loved ones die because they scourged their innards with bleach because they have Lyme Disease. But adults are allowed to kill themselves with stupidity. If we can't ban 500 pound people from eating themselves to death at fast food outlets, we can't prevent people from refusing scientific approaches to medicine and eating peach pits in the place of chemo when they get cancer.

Eh, I have less of a problem if adults kill themselves by doing stupid shit. My only problem is when adults force children to do it. And you really can't legislate stupidity, people are going to be morons whether you write a law about it or not.

 

[Lurkette]

Mother, I don't like this. I want off this crazy train. I was horribly wrong about the level of funny that awaited me.

Someone pass me the brain ble- oh.

 

[Lunete]

Funny you should mention that, a big part of their forum is advice on how to evade CPS.

If you need constant advice on how to evade CPS then you have no business reproducing.

 

[ICametoLurk]

http://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=2190906

Anyways, so this wonderful person who helps me out took a trip and met with fellows who use mms, they said it could help me out too. I began at one or two drops each hour for eight hours. At first this seemed fine, but now I'm having some really bad headaches, nausea, dizziness, that started sometime after a day following my usual regiment, including the spot that's always hurting on my right side hurting even more and I'm still finding myself very bloated at times.

Apparently there are also people who drink Silver in addition to bleach.

http://www.curezone.org/forums/f.asp?f=97

Colloidal silver is a suspension of submicroscopic metallic silver particles in a colloidal base. Long-term use of silver preparations can lead to argyria, a condition in which silver salts deposit in the skin, eyes, and internal organs, and the skin turns ashen-gray.

In case any of you don't know what Argyria is....

https://www.facebook.com/MMStestimonials/

Found a youtube channel talking about the wonders of Bleach.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQRYRsUj7A_0S36nB1haEAg

https://www.quantumleap.is

LOL someone made a "Documentary" about the wonderfulness of drinking bleach.

"Everything under the sun that plagues Humanity can be healed by this"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well now, I decided to join a closed MMS group on Facebook so I could expose their bleachy horror to the sunlight of the internets. And I think I've found another cow, in the form of Carlos Galindo Navarrete, an engineer and HR professional who now has his own business selling pool bleach to the credulous to ram up their arses. He admins this group and says that if it doesn't work, it's because you're doing it wrong.

My Spanish is extremely wonksome but I'm pretty sure he's a conspiracow as well. He has loads of anti-Zionist anti-Illuminati anti-NWO pages all over his feed.

Here's some horror for ya:

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Yeah. Not taking the full course of antibiotics is how MRSA spreads. It's called evolution.

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Living water? You mean water that's crawling with pathogens and unfit to drink?

The other admin, a she-hippie named Taylore, thinks that the entire medical profession is false:

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I'm now going to dive into the comments which looks highly autismal. Wish me luck!

Well, at least they've found a cure for all those pesky bacteria in your colon and rectal cavity.
Who even needs an anus anymore, certainly not these people.
Soon, it will just shrivel up and no longer absorb water and electrolytes.

...I just don't understand this world anymore......
This makes me feel like OPL at a woman's charity and social event.

Eh, I have less of a problem if adults kill themselves by doing stupid shit. My only problem is when adults force children to do it. And you really can't legislate stupidity, people are going to be morons whether you write a law about it or not.

You can't legislate, but you can document for when these people become headline news and try to establish mental incompetence instead of narcissism and reckless endangerment of a child.

 

[redcent]

You know why I read this? Because I hate myself that's why.

Jesus H fucking Christ their innards are rotting after the constant damage. I just can't

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Eh, I have less of a problem if adults kill themselves by doing stupid shit. My only problem is when adults force children to do it. And you really can't legislate stupidity, people are going to be morons whether you write a law about it or not.

I'm torn - becoming really sick, especially in a way that will require surgery, amputation, chemo and other harsh treatments is terrifying and expensive, even with insurance. Such people are easy prey to con artists who manipulate them with fear and hope. People who just want to clear the Aspergers out of themselves or their kids via caustic bleach enemas definitely don't evoke the same level of pity or understanding as someone who is facing a fatal condition.

And to backtrack a bit, that one woman who mentioned how bad the results of her enema smelled? Ya think it may be because your lower intestine no longer has the bacteria needed to keep it healthy combined with the caustic effects of scalding organs with cleaning agents that are fatal if ingested? She's smelling the rot she's caused herself doing such a stupid thing.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

As far as I can tell, the basis for rope worms comes from the mucus and intestinal lining that comes from anal inserted enemas. In Volinksy's paper (which is the origin of this whole rope worm mess,) it's stated that rope worms are only found in enemas. Most sites that mention curing rope worms talk about removing them with at home enemas.

(since rope worms only come out of people's asses, it really solidifies the intestinal lining theory to me.)

Tape worms probably have a basis too, since they can be long and rope like in appearance like these rope worms. They're less slimy, though.

It's like the whole "mucoid plaque" thing that was big in the early 2000's. Long story short it was something that the detox people were going on about how this was causing health problems and unless you're pooping three times a day after every meal, you're constipated.

This plaque was composed of impacted fecal matter, mucus and other stuff that got stuck to your intestinal walls. So they had this protocol, it's always a protocol for these things, to get rid of it which involved taking lots of bentonite clay and psyllium which Metamucil is made from over a period of three days. You'd have at some point a huge bowel movement and all this crap was supposed to come out of you. And like above, people were urged to send in pictures.

Problem is actual doctors, surgeons and people who do autopsies have never seen this magical stuff which only seems to appear when you take these products. It's almost like the thing you're taking is causing the problem in the first place.

 

[ICametoLurk]

It's like the whole "mucoid plaque" thing that was big in the early 2000's. Long story short it was something that the detox people were going on about how this was causing health problems and unless you're pooping three times a day after every meal, you're constipated.

This plaque was composed of impacted fecal matter, mucus and other stuff that got stuck to your intestinal walls. So they had this protocol, it's always a protocol for these things, to get rid of it which involved taking lots of bentonite clay and psyllium which Metamucil is made from over a period of three days. You'd have at some point a huge bowel movement and all this crap was supposed to come out of you. And like above, people were urged to send in pictures.

Problem is actual doctors, surgeons and people who do autopsies have never seen this magical stuff which only seems to appear when you take these products. It's almost like the thing you're taking is causing the problem in the first place.

I remember how they would always talk about how Elvis's colon was full of 30 pounds of fecal matter before he died. And that it was that which killed him.

Actually, there was one colon cleansing commercial I remember *did* talk about worms entering a little girl's butt, maybe that's what started all this rope worm stuff.

I used to watch some of those commercials because they would always come up at like 2 AM.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

http://www.curezone.org/forums/am.asp?i=2190906
Apparently there are also people who drink Silver in addition to bleach.

Colloidal silver was pretty much the pre-MMS for decades. You'll find plenty of nuts who believe that regularly consuming heavy metals in more than trace amounts is perfectly fine and claim it's a cure all, even though the human body has no use for silver whatsoever.You'd think they'd get the idea once they start getting the complexion of a Smurf

 

[ICametoLurk]

Only one dollar?

He should really just start a Pateron for people to donate.

Making Niggers drink Bleach sounds like an awesome cause to donate money towards.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Well now, I decided to join a closed MMS group on Facebook so I could expose their bleachy horror to the sunlight of the internets. And I think I've found another cow, in the form of Carlos Galindo Navarrete, an engineer and HR professional who now has his own business selling pool bleach to the credulous to ram up their arses. He admins this group and says that if it doesn't work, it's because you're doing it wrong.

My Spanish is extremely wonksome but I'm pretty sure he's a conspiracow as well. He has loads of anti-Zionist anti-Illuminati anti-NWO pages all over his feed.

Here's some horror for ya:

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Yeah. Not taking the full course of antibiotics is how MRSA spreads. It's called evolution.

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Living water? You mean water that's crawling with pathogens and unfit to drink?

The other admin, a she-hippie named Taylore, thinks that the entire medical profession is false:

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I'm now going to dive into the comments which looks highly autismal. Wish me luck!

Ehhh it's hard to tell if Carlos is being genuine. The fact that he sells the shit and has a background in business works against him on that. I'm gonna try not to powerlevel, but this kind of thing attracts a certain kind of trade, and there are two distinct types of people in anything like this:

-Legitimate believers who honestly feel that what they are doing is real. They drink the KoolAid, go to the meetings, sing the praises of the program.

-Grifters who realize that stupid people will hand over cash by the fistful for easily obtained bullshit if you tell them it'll cure their (insert literally anything bad, it doesn't even have to exist).

See, whether it's pool bleach, snake oil, "spirit crystals", or wiccan paraphernalia, these things always have a few traits in common:
They're cheap, easily obtained in bulk, and unregulated. You'll notice emerald powder or gold bricks have never been claimed as a secret medicine from distant lands. This is because people looking to make quick cash need something they can put a spin on and sell at around a 300% markup because it'll align your spirit/sharpen your mind/purge the secret toxins from your body.
Because right now, you have a $15 hunk of common quartz you've polished up a bit. But wait! It is infused with Himalayan Spirit Essence from this incredible yogi you met a few years back, for reals, and will help focus your chakra during meditation, allowing you to reach a peace you've never known. Now it's worth 50-100 bucks to some hippie fuck with more cash than sense, and you can sell them by the dozen at literally any Ren Faire, music fest, or art show in town.

The fact Carlos sells this shit immediately makes me doubt he's a believer. I get the sense he's an opportunistic prick fleecing dumb assholes who think pool bleach is a panacea.

Edit: Notice how every comment he makes is a value-adding statement that increases the application, or negates any objections.
"This should also be taken with medicine!" and "If you feel weird, that's how you know it's working".

 

[Dumpsterfire]

You'll find plenty of nuts who believe that regularly consuming heavy metals in more than trace amounts is perfectly fine and claim it's a cure all, even though the human body has no use for silver whatsoever.

To be fair, silver does have some medical applications, but it's external and mostly used in burns and chronic wounds for its antimicrobial qualities. We wear bandages, not eat them.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

To be fair, silver does have some medical applications, but it's external and mostly used in burns and chronic wounds for its antimicrobial qualities. We wear bandages, not eat them.

It does, but the issue with those applications is they require actual expertise and work, and don't have a great return of investment.

This shit, on the other hand, is fucking genius. Improve your golf game, better your health, be a better lover, all by wearing a negative ion bracelet.

I'd be interested to see how many people in this movement are legit believers. To me, the whole thing seems more like a particularly dangerous con job than legit crazy people.

 

[Jack Awful]

I know this is late, but it takes quite a bit to legit disgust me, but seeing that OP with the enema for the first time because it was featured...
Jesus...

 

[bacterium]

Okay. There are 17 pages. Has anyone told Chris he can cure his autism by drinking bleach yet?