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Tranny relationship drama that includes threats to 'spread lies' in their local Alphabet center.

Who wants to bet the alleged lies are about consent accidents?

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So my girlfriend(mtf) and I broke up 3 days ago, she took my "friend" (also trans mtf) with her, I honestly didn't see it coming, if it was any other breakup I'd brush it off and keep moving. It was only three months, big whoop, right?

Well after rushing her to the emergency, staying up 48 hours straight at the E.R and in the surgery waiting room(damned appendicitis) and then babying her while she recovered for two weeks, only for her to then leave and tell my best friend, awful and vile things until she sends me a text, "you're a monster, I don't know how i can talk to you anymore" and no, I don't know what she told her but if she was going to gut me, why bother doing it this way?

No I'm not in a kms sort of mood, just... just empty inside and needing to vent.

Edit: Thanks for all the comfort. Sadly, it seems to always get worse, the ex "friend" is threatening to spread these lies at our lgbt center. Dunno how I can take being ostracized from the only safe lgbt haven in a red county...
 
Stan said:
@Positron more like porn Reddit is allowed to filter trannies off into containment when not-porn subs are not allowed to. Apparently it’s fine to let troons into 2XChromosomes but the porn directory must be kept safe. We would not want one of those fart fetishists jacking off to troon farts unaware, wouldn’t we.
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They weren't just let into r/twox, they literally run it - quite a few of the mods are troons. At this point, there are barely any women's subs that aren't modded by troons. Only porn and kink subs are allowed to exist troon-free.
 
ouowallem said:
Not related to anything, but I watched Longlegs recently. It's a decent horror movie with Nic Cage playing the nutcase villain who goes around killing little girls and their families.

This is what Nic Cage looks like in the movie:
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I watched it last week, I just kept thinking he looked like Marilyn Manson but yes, I suppose a gross troon would cover it too.
 
The sexual envy Freud never mentioned. :lit:
We've seen this before, but this fella spells it out.
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i just can’t deal with it, not a single day passes where i don’t about about how no matter how long i spend on hrt or how long i live as a woman, i will never have the complete experience. Periods are one of the main things that seperate men and women’s anatomy, they happen regularly, a full week every month for a huge chunk of women’s lives, and i will never, not even once, experience one. sure “not all women get periods” sure, but the amount the cis women who NEVER experience even a single period is incredibly slim. my period dysphoria has caused me to self harm several times due to how painful it is for me, i just can’t cope with it. i can’t walk past the “feminine hygiene” section of a store without feeling depressed or crying. if i could choose to either have a fully functional uterus that could carry a child, or a non functional uterus that still got periods, i honestly think i would choose the latter.

and before anybody goes “oh, but some trans girls get period symptoms yknow!”
  1. i don’t get those
  2. without the bleeding that’s completely worthless to me
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Do pooners have kick in the balls envy or just regular old penis envy? :christine: tee hee
 
Tumblr Troon Plaidos is using being “harassed by Kiwi Farms” (AKA the occasional post share) as partial justification to hasten crowdfunding relocation from TERF Island to Burgerland. This way he’ll be much safer as a trans woman. Yep, yep, yep!

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anyway if you want to make my week a little easier whilst im being harassed by TERFs, kiwi farmers & other transmisogynists —

i’m a disabled trans girl who has been out of regular work for a little whilst now & i have important expenses & bills coming up so kindly consider donating a tip to my paypal, kofi or my immigration fund on gfm so i can more quickly get the fuck out of this hellhole of a country and live with my fiancé. if you can’t donate, please share. thank you.

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HELP UK TRANS GIRLS URGENT RELOCATION

After 4 years of long distance, my girlfriend and I are currently looking to seal the deal & move in together! Due to the sharp uptick in transphobia in the UK, we have decided that the United States is the safest option to explore right now. The UK becoming increasingly unsafe for trans women right now at a rapid rate, and my girlfriends current situation is not safe or stable. As such, we are really trying to do this as fast as possible. As such, we need some help with emergency funds so we can keep everyone safe during this process!

This goal should not only help us with the expenses for the K-1 Visa and other immigration expenses, but also the cost for the Adjustment of Status when the time comes. This fund is also meant to help with emergency expenseswe might need in between then and now. As such, this fund also serves as a safety net for travel (for both emergency trips and planned for immigration), housing, bills, and other cost of living expenses.

Things are looking rough right now, so every little bit helps immensely. Thank you not only to everyone who donates, but to everyone who shares the fund among their respective circles.

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Someone requested Kiwi Storytime and received a Kiwi Review instead

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ok im only gonna say this one more time. when i say i am being "harassed by kiwifarmers" there isnt some cute funny story about New Zealand or fuzzy fruits for you to joke about. i am not making a joke. "kiwifarms" is the name of a website created with the expressed purpose to make autistic trans women kill ourselves. please stop sending me annoying fucking asks like "LOL YOURE BEING HARASSED BY KIWIS??? HOW STRANGE" like yeah yeah i know they want me to fucking kill myself.

The ending to the Barbie movie is also majorly triggering him this week. Imagine getting this worked up at Barbie having genitalia

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by the way i think we should just straight up kill all those people who pretended for like a year that that barbie movie where she gets a vagina at the end to represent becoming a “real woman” was feminist praxis or, honestly, even a good movie at all

No really, he’s really that worked up over Barbie’s vagina

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Goddamn, the stress he’s having from being this bothered at a two second joke in a popcorn flick is gonna make him kill himself more than KF ever would
 
"The ending to the Barbie movie is also majorly triggering him this week. Imagine getting this worked up at Barbie having genitalia

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No really, he’s really that worked up over Barbie’s vagina

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Goddamn, the stress he’s having from being this bothered at a two second joke in a popcorn flick is gonna make him kill himself more than KF ever would."

This schizo rambling about Barbie is just pathetic like really forced at gunpoint 🙄🤦(sorry I'm replying like this can't reply to your post directly for some reason).
 
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Well, I've ranted in the past about these things. It's like, I'm nearly 22 and have been heavily involved in both the fart and scat community. I deleted a previous acct for a multitude of reasons and I'm glad to sorta reset y'know? I'm a proud transgender woman for the first time in my life and I couldn't be happier. Unfortunately because of this, l've just dealt with lots of hurtful messages as of late. I tried posting in ® r/girlsfarting and got permabanned without releasing they don't want trans women posting in there. Some scat communities have this rule too, which is bizarre considering so few new posters exist these days. There is the one trans scat subreddit but it feels lonely and limiting. As being a consistent poster on Reddit for now nearly 4 years, it feels posting my poop often wasn't enough or something. I don't know if I just didn't look feminine enough back then or what. But I'm happy with this new account as I now look the way I want to finally. I still love poop to no end, and love smelling it constantly, I just wish I had more options
 

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toilet_rainbow said:
This goal should not only help us with the expenses for the K-1 Visa and other immigration expenses, but also the cost for the Adjustment of Status when the time comes
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I know trannies do not research a motherfucking thing ever but holy hell. A K1 Visa as an "emergency" solution to your problem is a joke. Especially thinking you can wrap it up for $7k start to finish or that any tranny is gonna hold on to the almost $1500 for the adjustment of status for that length of time without pissing it away on bullshit. Plus, you have to meet together in person at least once to even file. No way broke trannies are travelling internationally. Even if they are, the American side not having stable housing is also a no go. You have to give 10 years of proof of residency and demonstrate financial stability to the government's satisfaction that your new spouse won't become a public charge (there's a version of this where you can get the equivalent of a co-signer for your husband/wife if your finances suck). Legal immigration, and particularly K1 Visas, are very difficult a lot of the time and is scrutinized extremely heavily. Good luck retarded trannies!

Costs:
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How much of an emergency are you having when step 2 of your 10+ step path takes 13-18 months alone?:

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4 reasons (if you count prostitution) you could disqualify almost any tranny if you really wanted to:

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Flight: New York to London round trip a month from now sorted by lowest price. $660 (probably more because they probably don't live in New York but I'll be generous and assume)

Lodging/food/travel etc in London: $500 (again generous I think)

I'll say no lawyer and use an intermediary form like RapidVisa for the K1 and AoS filing: $1,028 for their currently on sale basic plan

Govt fees:
K1 Visa: $675 to look at your application
Adult AoS fee: $1440
Immigrant fee: $325
Employment auth: $520
There's a few more fees later down the line but I won't get into them.
Both partners have to show full and complete criminal records for any country they resided in for more than 6 months. For some countries, that means flying there in person to get it. China, for example, requires you to go to the local police district office in person to get it. They also require you have every residency document they ever issued you as well. Or you can give a random Chinaman from the Internet power of attorney to do it for you for like $400.
Medical exam: $300+ and must be in a US licensed facility and specifically offer immigration exams.
Embassy Fee: $265
Travel permit: $630 if you want to be able to leave the US and be allowed to return.
Misc costs: $750 (govt filing forms for records, copies of paperwork, shipping costs, any of that sort of thing)

Passport photos (a fuck ton of them at multiple times): $200+

Flight to US for tranny: $400

There's definitely more associated costs but that's already over $7300 (and doesn't include the hypothetical travel for documents) so it makes my point.

Tl;Dr: A K1 Visa takes around 2 years and well over $10k (even without a lawyer) to complete. This is not an emergency solution to anything and definitely won't be done for $7k.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
"harassed by Kiwi Farms”
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I love how these utter freaks are so fragile they consider their own creepy coomer posts being shared and ridiculed "harassment".
If you don't want people to laugh at you maybe don't overshare your degenerate fetish, fucking AGP monstrosity. If they weren't such ridiculous parodies of degraded humanity people wouldn't laugh at them.

People finding the shit these perverts post disgusting and hilarious isn't "harassment", ridicule and shame serve a vital function in keeping society from being ruined by degenerates who are slaves to their animal urges.
Make Bullying Great Again.
 
Geraldine said:
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"Normal person"? What's that? :P
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I get your point. I think people should be able to go out dressed how they like for the most part, but I would feel embarrassed to go out with someone dressed in that "lolita" outfit, and I think most people would. But ultimately, I have no real problem with that. If she wants to go out looking like that, that's up to her, and by no means I am saying that people should always be conformist in the way they dress, cos that would be horrible.

It's the mix of that and her wanting to be more masculine that I find the most weird, especially as the latter is not something that can be faked. She's never going to be one of the lads down the pub, talking about last night's boxing match.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Pooner don't have good looks or confidence, but nobody really makes fun of women for being short, by trying to LARP as men they're just stacking the decks even higher against them.
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I know they're mentally ill, but it's crazy how pooners never give this any thought. If you present yourself as a man, people will have different expectations of you. You're not getting a ticket to Magical Yaoi Land, where fujo fantasies come true. If you're short, weak and have that signature pooner potato face, you're in for a rough time.
 
ouowallem said:
Not related to anything, but I watched Longlegs recently. It's a decent horror movie with Nic Cage playing the nutcase villain who goes around killing little girls and their families.

This is what Nic Cage looks like in the movie:
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imagine seeing a disgusting freak with a face destroyed by botched surgeries and long ratty hair and thinking "hey! this is making fun of us trans people!" without taking a single look deeper into what youre saying
 
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