📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[behindyourightnow]

Could someone help this true and honest lil’ dood with some pointers?

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Always spay and archive your pooners.

Hilarious how she doesn't stop and think about why her "female" MtF partner has a lot of male friends and is more comfortable about males than she is.

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.

 

[Fapcop]

Always spay and archive your pooners.

Hilarious how she doesn't stop and think about why her "female" MtF partner has a lot of male friends and is more comfortable about males than she is.

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.



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Is that… She got the tit chop didn’t she? Or has a huuuge rack that she’s demolishing through binding?

Shit man, pooners really are brain damaged, aren’t they? You regularly see trannies who don’t make any effort, likely because of laziness.

But you don’t see trannies wearing the most masculine outfit imaginable, and then sperging online about how they’re “just a woman who likes to wear masculine clothes.”

Fuck man… I’m just BAFFLED! Did she “transition” because she’s ugly and figured she’d rather be a stocky, short, fat “man”?!?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!

Edit: Goddamnit… She’s not just a confused teenager. This chick is in her mid twenties!

 

[120 Precursor Orbs]

Stunning, brave and full of excuses
Caleb Hammer attacks troon with financial facts. Troon insists he's fine thank you. Caleb calls him buddy a few times. ETA Bonus 5 o'clock shadow and chest hair.

I find it interesting how everyone, seemingly without exception, is using "they" and "this person" in the comments. In addition, obviously, to the title itself being a "this person." Mayhap we're over the hill of peak trans? Even for Youtube normies?

In any case, I always wonder how much of it is conscious strategy ("I'm going to subtly dig at the troon") vs. subconsciously being uncomfortable with the obvious insanity of calling someone like this a woman, even if you are nominally an "ally."

I've known two trans irl, one pooner and one troon. I knew the former in high school, where we ran a club together. I was, at least to my mind, an alphabet ally at that point in time, but never once referred to her as "he." If I was making third person reference to her, it was always her (poon) name or "they." It was a strange cognitive dissonance, looking back. Much as I wanted to view her as a man and "validate" that identity, I physically could not bring myself to call her a he. In retrospect it is obviously because she was a 5' squeaker and my subconscious knew it was absolutely batshit to suggest that she was a man.

The latter was a friend of my college girlfriend. By this point I was pretty much over the trans shit, but did not want to create a problem with my ex. I called him "she" one time, and again had a near-physical reaction. I could not stand the cognitive dissonance. So funny enough, the single time I used "preferred pronouns" was my personal peaking moment, and the point at which I consciously acknowledged that it's all nonsense, rather than putting it on the backburner and trying not to think about it too hard.

 

[stupid frog]

Always spay and archive your pooners.

Hilarious how she doesn't stop and think about why her "female" MtF partner has a lot of male friends and is more comfortable about males than she is.

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.

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She looks how trans women wish they looked lol.

 

[Dick Johnson]

And then there's this pooner who is upset that her chest is too flat now, and has contemplated implants to simulate pecs:
Miss my breasts, really need support

It's even better than that. I thought she had a gym rat coworker that made her jealous with his manly pecs - maybe even just triggered some sort of generalized desire for any sort of chest protrusion ("Miss my breasts").

But no - she specifically says that her coworker has gynocomastia. Some Patrick Tomlinson looklike's bitch tits made her wistful for her yeeted teets. So now she's asking about breast implants to replace them.

[–]jingleheimerschmiddt 9 points 5 years ago
Do you mean you want big pecs? You say there’s a guy with a big chest?



[–]throwaway863642497[S] 8 points 5 years ago
Well, I guess you could say he has gynecomastia, I just felt awkward trying to describe someone else's body without being rude. Hope that makes sense.

From another comment thread on the post

[–]throwaway863642497[S] 1 point 5 years ago
Thank you That means a lot. All the alarmism about trans healthcare and surgeries makes it hard for me to talk about this.

At least she's self aware enough to realize that she doesn't exactly sound like a mentally stable person. Better hide your crazy, otherwise the healthcare experts are less likely to do the crazy stuff you want.

jnjs232
The Y does not support gender diversity. Not one bit. That is a farse. Been doing my job for 35 yrs. Can do it with with my eyes closed. I am transgender. I am in shape. I look pretty good. Went to final interview. As soon as I walked in I made eye contact with 2 ladies across from me. At that moment, I knew I was dust. Not a chance. And my suspicious were correct. Yet I, I had to call and call just to get a call back to listen to the gentleman stumble over his words giving me no real response on why I was not hired. Applied again for the same position, different location 2 months ago. Do you think I heard anything? I did.... Crickets So please refrain from saying they are for gender diversity. Because they are not

Applied for the same job, at different Y locations. What are the odds that the job involved frequent work in the women's locker room?

 

[Muskcarpone]

I tried to come up with something clever or snarky to say about this one, but words fail me here. Possibly the greatest L ever posted.



How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

 

[Paper Machete]

I tried to come up with something clever or snarky to say about this one, but words fail me here. Possibly the greatest L ever posted.

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How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

"for the first time in my life" dude, you're only 22, you're not old enough to be saying shit like that as if you're some poor soul discovering their one true love after they're over the hill. "For the first time in my life I understand what all the poetry is about..."

Also, lol, lmao, poop fetishists. I really can't think of anything lower and more gross, even trannies themselves, at least if they haven't had the amhole installed it's not literal body horror just an awkward bloke in ill fitting lingerie and not an ebola outbreak waiting to happen.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I tried to come up with something clever or snarky to say about this one, but words fail me here. Possibly the greatest L ever posted.

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How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

Drama in gross kink communities is always hilarious and totally opaque. Just this mental image of an outraged fart enthusiast, furious that he’s been jacking it to man-farts.

I’m also imagining a jazz enthusiast thinking he’s found a wonderful community devoted to scatting and OH MY GOD

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

She looks how trans women wish they looked lol.

My granddaughter wouldn't even wear something this babyish, and she's 1 year old. uwu

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

Always spay and archive your pooners.

Hilarious how she doesn't stop and think about why her "female" MtF partner has a lot of male friends and is more comfortable about males than she is.

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.

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It's kind of amazing how many hoops they jump through to convince themselves that they're special? How do you call yourself a trans man and then dress like a fat alice from alice in wonderland?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

How do you call yourself a trans man and then dress like a fat alice from alice in wonderland?

Aiden in Poonerland

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

I tried to come up with something clever or snarky to say about this one, but words fail me here. Possibly the greatest L ever posted.

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How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

I tried to find out what this person looks like, given that they're claiming to look feminine now, which I highly doubt. Never have a I regretted looking at someone's Reddit posts so much, and I only looked for about 5 seconds.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Could someone help this true and honest lil’ dood with some pointers?

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>dad is transphobic/homophobic
considering this is reddit, it is likely to just mean when she announced her transition he encouraged her to take some time to make sure this is what she really wants before making permanent changes.

Always spay and archive your pooners.

Hilarious how she doesn't stop and think about why her "female" MtF partner has a lot of male friends and is more comfortable about males than she is.

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.

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while a lot of people troon out due to being agp, ebign a confused autist, or consuming too much yaoi, but in some cases troonign out is just how ugly people cope with being very ugly. guess it is easier to call yourself a boy than it is to lose weight, get a better hair cut, and invest in some skin care products.

I tried to come up with something clever or snarky to say about this one, but words fail me here. Possibly the greatest L ever posted.

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How obnoxious do you have to be to be blackballed by the shit-eating community?

porn and kink stuff is one of the last places on the normie internet, and especially reddit, where you can still be 'transphobic' my guess is that the only reason for it is that there is a loss of money if they start shoving trannies into normal porn. there are plenty of guys who will go along with the trans stuff and say a man in a dress is a woman, but when it comes time to jerk off, it is a different matter. it is the same with reddit and allowing misogyny in the name of porn.

 

[Stan]

I have no idea why any woman would object to this person in the changing room

Oh no the hon is cosplaying as Elizabeth Warren

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Scat Warning: Some links are NSFW

In case you weren't disgusted enough​

Meet Miss Mister Taylor Tutti (A), also know as sissyshitliquor. He has been having a hard time of it lately. You see, he has a scat fetish, but his estrogen has been decreasing his coprophilic desires, and that just doesn't sit right with him.

(Reddit | Archive)
Even though his desires have been decreased, they obviously haven't been removed, but when he went on Reddit to share photos of his escapades, the scat fetish subreddits were transphobic to him and even banned him! Who know scat fetishists had such high standards.

(Reddit | Archive) & (Reddit | Archive)

 

[Procrastinhater]

Could someone help this true and honest lil’ dood with some pointers?

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This instructional video should help our Dood.

Drama in gross kink communities is always hilarious and totally opaque. Just this mental image of an outraged fart enthusiast, furious that he’s been jacking it to man-farts.

I’m also imagining a jazz enthusiast thinking he’s found a wonderful community devoted to scatting and OH MY GOD

Everyday these niggers drag Scatman John's legacy through the shit.

Scat Warning: Some links are NSFW
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In case you weren't disgusted enough​

Meet Miss Mister Taylor Tutti (A), also know as sissyshitliquor. He has been having a hard time of it lately. You see, he has a scat fetish, but his estrogen has been decreasing his coprophilic desires, and that just doesn't sit right with him.
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(Reddit | Archive)
Even though his desires have been decreased, they obviously haven't been removed, but when he went on Reddit to share photos of his escapades, the scat fetish subreddits were transphobic to him and even banned him! Who know scat fetishists had such high standards.
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(Reddit | Archive) & (Reddit | Archive)

AHHHH!! STAKAHFALAISAH!!!

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Meet Miss Mister Taylor Tutti (A), also know as sissyshitliquor. He has been having a hard time of it lately. You see, he has a scat fetish, but his estrogen has been decreasing his coprophilic desires, and that just doesn't sit right with him.
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This can't be real. None of this can be real.

 

[deermeat]

Could someone help this true and honest lil’ dood with some pointers?

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Alright, I'll help the little guy.

Spoiler: how to be masculine

- Don't add trigger warnings to your post, esp not in all caps
- lose all your "style" and "personality"
- dump your troon bf, literally they do not see you as a guy anyways. Idk why pooners think troons are supportive. Most troons are AGPs who troon out to avoid being labeled as a pervert, not bc they care. Eventually they might get brainwashed into caring, but only in an incel way.
- detransition since what is the likelihood you are a guy? the minority of men are feminine, are you the minority of the minority? you clearly like being a girl. Quit porn, find actual friends, get into self improvement circles that will help you get over your hatred of other women. Embrace how easy it is for you to find good friends as a traditionally feminine woman.

I do love these pooners though. It was other pooners who first peaked me into desisting when I was younger. I'm genuinely masculine compared to almost all pooners so being told I had to support these people, who at the time I considered "transtrenders" due to being a "transmed", seemed like needless BS on my end.

I left while all the traditionally feminine friends of mine are still in this cult and have completely went off the deep end despite having it better than I did growing up. Insane.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Can't quote the post Procrastinhater but sadly this is the best a Pooner can hope to look like when they try to act like a man.

A Sissy Fag.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Anyway, I found a picture of her and I have no idea what she's talking about, I've never seen a more striking example of masculinity. Could have stepped right off the cover of a first-person shooter from the 2000s.

lol, how confused is she? She wants to go out dressed as a "lolita"; a look that would embarrass literally any normal person she was with, never mind their sex, but she also wants to be more masculine. Bizarre.

In her most recent Reddit thread, someone gives her advice on how men talk to each other, but it is just never going to work. The person giving her advice is a 17 year old woman with autism, FFS. You just can't fundamentally change who you are like that and people will spot it's an act instantly and think you're a fucking nutter.