💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.3%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.6%

  • Total voters
    685
Over/Under balldo nigger will stream tonight?!

He said "probably Friday." It's 12:05 AM EST.

Still no YouTube or Rumble stream created as of this moment . . . . . . . . . . . .
No way he streams tonight. Not after a WHOLE WEEK of driving kids around and gaslighting everyone who still talks to him. That shit's exhausting when you don't have any coke to deal with all the stress!
 
Would be funny if Nick's lawyer either missed the deadline or fucked up somehow where he thought it was all good to go but it wasn't and there's no stream because Nick has been seething for the last few hours, furiously tard raging and hitting himself in between rounds of shower calling his lawyer.
 
Would be funny if Nick's lawyer either missed the deadline or fucked up somehow where he thought it was all good to go but it wasn't and there's no stream because Nick has been seething for the last few hours, furiously tard raging and hitting himself in between rounds of shower calling his lawyer.
It would also be funny if Nick's lawyer fucked up in a similar way that Ty did. One simple "mistake" that ruined everything.
 
Would be funny if Nick's lawyer either missed the deadline or fucked up somehow where he thought it was all good to go but it wasn't and there's no stream because Nick has been seething for the last few hours, furiously tard raging and hitting himself in between rounds of shower calling his lawyer.
We call this the "Ty Beard Strategy"
 
Would be funny if Nick's lawyer either missed the deadline or fucked up somehow where he thought it was all good to go but it wasn't and there's no stream because Nick has been seething for the last few hours, furiously tard raging and hitting himself in between rounds of shower calling his lawyer.
Normally I believe court reply/rebuttal calendars are 10 day/5 day. These are "business days" as they are less than 3 weeks. I believe the judge set specific dates but given Nick's retardation, I bet he'll push it as a standard 5 day response. With the past Monday being Labor Day, 5 days would give him until Monday. Calendar fuckery is something that Nick would love to argue.
 
Would be funny if Nick's lawyer either missed the deadline or fucked up somehow where he thought it was all good to go but it wasn't and there's no stream because Nick has been seething for the last few hours, furiously tard raging and hitting himself in between rounds of shower calling his lawyer.
I'm pretty sure it's not obligatory to file a reply to a reply. And there's really nothing the Barneswalker could file that would repair the absolute disaster that was his first filing, which the state devastated.

So it's entirely possible he just didn't file a reply that he was not required to file.
Maybe he's conceding that the Frank's hearing is a lost cause and decided to save money by not filing a response.
Or alternately is unrealistically confident that his original argument stands on its own with no further support necessary.

I'm not even going to dig into the minutiae of Minnesota procedural rules (there are a couple people here far better at that specific issue than I) but in general, if a response is not actually required, all you really lose by not filing some reply to a reply is the option of having done so. You aren't going to be specifically punished for not doing something that is optional.
 
It's OVER. It's past midnight on September 7 in Minnesota and it's showing that Frank the Barneswalker has filed...
Nothing.

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I'm pretty sure it's not obligatory to file a reply to a reply. And there's really nothing the Barneswalker could file that would repair the absolute disaster that was his first filing, which the state devastated.
As shown in the transcript, he specifically asked for the opportunity to file a reply to their brief.

It kind of makes it seem like Frank thinks they got felted beyond the point it could be fixed with a new filing, and to be fair they absolutely did.

I'm still rather surprised because I would have thought that Nick would have wanted a reply even if only to smugly stream about it, since that would give him the chance to project the appearance of control of the situation to his audience for another month or so.
 
I'm pretty sure it's not obligatory to file a reply to a reply.
The best part was that the prosecutor styled the reply it as a "memorandum." As if it was a lecture on the law and the facts. Which it was. I don't know how common that is but it made me chuckle.

As shown in the transcript, he specifically asked for the opportunity to file a reply to their brief.

Ooh, I definitely feel like calendar fuckery is afoot after seeing that. Rekieta asked for 5 days. Judge said okay but then said Sep 6. I think they will all live within their personal calendars. Judge started his 30 day ruling clock on Sept 6 (ruling due by Oct 6). Rekieta will submit his response on the 5th business day (Monday Sep 9). The judge isn't likely to disallow a filing. Prosecutor isn't likely to contest a late filing over a holiday given how weak Rekietas filing is. It will just be Monday and judge will deny it in the next 30 days.
 
The best part was that the prosecutor styled the reply it as a "memorandum." As if it was a lecture on the law and the facts. Which it was. I don't know how common that is but it made me chuckle.
There are types of legal filings. A motion is basically telling the court what the party thinks it should do. And a memorandum is the legal argument as to why it should do that. Depending on the style manuals or rules or whatever, sometimes these are filed as one document and sometimes as two or more.

A memorandum generally has legal arguments in favor of or in opposition to an actual motion, although there are other types of memorandum like a bench memo which is something a law clerk might write to inform a judge (although that is generally not a public document and is completely nonbinding).
 
It turns out that KF user @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears had noticed WEEKS PRIOR to the public revelation that Aaron was allegedly dating a woman named Ann, that Nick Rekieta had started following her account on Instagram!
An Instagram update:
  • Aaron has unfollowed Nick.
  • Nick still follows Aaron.
  • SP appears to have deactivated, deleted, or otherwise obfuscated her account. (Judging by Nick’s following count, it is likely one of the latter and not the former.)
BONUS:

Nick’s realtors are showing off the second home in all its orange-showered horror in a nearly 5 minute long slideshow posted as an Instagram video.

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The phrase “…so many ancillary pursuits” holds so much more than these realtors know!
 
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I remember learning about her back when the MDE subreddit was a thing. Specifically, the video of where she's crying over her dead lizard. My question is, is she retarded because of her name alliteration or is her name alliterated because she's retarded??
Pornstars typically use stage names. So I'd say her "name" is alliterated because she's retarded.
And you can't convince me that she isn't.
 
I don't think we can expect Balldo to read every Kiwi post, watch all content about himself on YouTube, argue with random people on X about word meanings and also stream his own shows.

Priorities. He's a busy guy.
 
Aaron's neither lucky nor unlucky, he's getting exactly what he deserves for getting involved with the Rekietas
So Aaron is chaotic nutral in this DnD story?? Hnmm... So who is the hero out of this?? My story money is on Sean or lawtube and Null.. More funny if it turns out to be the farms crew who attened the omibus.. They all look cool enough to introvert/extrovert with.
 
So Aaron is chaotic nutral in this DnD story?? Hnmm... So who is the hero out of this?? My story money is on Sean or lawtube and Null.. More funny if it turns out to be the farms crew who attened the omibus.. They all look cool enough to introvert/extrovert with.
Aaron is neutral evil.
He just got fucked over by the rest of the evil cast.
There are no good people in this story besides maybe the church who reported all this skeevy shit for the benefit of the kids. All of lawtube is a bunch of grifting shitbags with equally weird problems.
Null really isn't relevant to the story other than observing it and having a weird pervert man send him whiny shower texts.
 
So Aaron is chaotic nutral in this DnD story?? Hnmm... So who is the hero out of this?? My story money is on Sean or lawtube and Null.. More funny if it turns out to be the farms crew who attened the omibus.. They all look cool enough to introvert/extrovert with.
The closest thing to a hero in this tale is the Pastor who went to the police and got the ball(do) rolling.
 
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