💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Gorton Colu]

Nick, we might be persuaded to believe your obvious bullshit about your case if you didn't convey it in such a faggy way.

 

[Swole McPole]

I loathe the liberal accusation of child sexual abuse on the Kiwi Farms

I've never seen this. That said, I don't read all the subforums, but as long as I've been reading the Rekieta forums, that shit has always been called out whenever it comes up.

Unless it's an obvious joke. People don't mind if somebody's making a joke, but if it isn't a joke it generally gets stamped on as people point out that it's not helpful and just discredits the forum when that stuff gets posted in the absence of strong evidence.

But perhaps some of the other subforums have a different culture?

 

[McSneaks]

I've never seen this. That said, I don't read all the subforums, but as long as I've been reading the Rekieta forums, that shit has always been called out whenever it comes up.

Unless it's an obvious joke. People don't mind if somebody's making a joke, but if it isn't a joke it generally gets stamped on as people point out that it's not helpful and just discredits the forum when that stuff gets posted in the absence of strong evidence.

But perhaps some of the other subforums have a different culture?

Sounds like something a pedophile would say...

 

[repentance]

That sounds entirely too much like a statement of contrition for our Nicky boy for it to be plausible.

Well we know who would have a pre-nup if he could go back and do things differently so I wouldn't assume contrition without context.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick compulsively uses a particular tactic when lying that I'll call "straw-picking." Instead of addressing the general accusation directly, Nick cherry-picks from the crowd a more narrow accusation that he can disprove (e.g. that wasn't the black week at Hedo II) to refute the broader claim (e.g. Nick was at Hedo II) without directly lying and straw-manning that narrow claim as being the actual general accusation.

Yeah, but the funny thing is, he was at Hedo II for at least some of black week. His tactic utterly fails on all fronts in this instance.

I'm telling you, Quartering is next.

We can only hope. He just recent put out a cringe video white-knighting Lauren Chen.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That sounds entirely too much like a statement of contrition for our Nicky boy for it to be plausible.

Well we know who would have a pre-nup if he could go back and do things differently so I wouldn't assume contrition without context.

I have a possible lead. Around 6 to 8 months ago, he apparently did a stream where he apparently regretted leaning into degeneracy and the male/female dynamics.

Can't verify it yet as I'm not at my computer at the moment, but I'll start digging through his stuff around that time period when I can.

Even if it's just a few throwaway lines from him, it would be enough to make this thing work. In fact, I think I remember what this is referring to.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

wasn't today the reply to the reply deadline?

uh oh stalker children

 

[AnOminous]

Nick compulsively uses a particular tactic when lying that I'll call "straw-picking." Instead of addressing the general accusation directly, Nick cherry-picks from the crowd a more narrow accusation that he can disprove (e.g. that wasn't the black week at Hedo II) to refute the broader claim (e.g. Nick was at Hedo II) without directly lying and straw-manning that narrow claim as being the actual general accusation.

The Dutch have a word, mierenneuken, which literally means "ant fucking," to describe slithery debate tactics, either autistically arguing about stuff in general or just lying.

Please? I have never figured out how this retard plays into the whole streaming world. I've always found him just an annoying retard.

You pretty much clocked him. I mean he's sometimes right about something obvious, but in a really faggy way, plus he got beat up by a troon.

2:06:40 Kayla comes on screen with theater and sings....

Of COURSE she'd have a T-shirt from the Broadway musical of The Lion King.

I've never seen this. That said, I don't read all the subforums, but as long as I've been reading the Rekieta forums, that shit has always been called out whenever it comes up.

We kind of had to establish a quarantine thread for shit like this about Crackets because it was shitting up the main thread.

 

[House Cat]

Spoiler: LEMONDALE: Is there any way this event gets worse? Whoose gonna start the shooting first? Nick or Aaron?

Kayla:
Kayla, in a Elsa 'Let it Go' moment, realizes that she's loved Romaine all along. While we all think that April's credit card has been just April's money, little did we know, April and Kayla created a joint account where they had a Thelma and Louise style account to get out together. But, Kayla decides... "Gurl... "I wanna be with Romaine. I've always loved the black D."

Kayla orders a new credit card, gets it mailed to the house that's on Zillow, activates it, and books a flight to Jamaica. But wait... there's more. What we all didn't know was Kayla this entire time has had a 2010 Sprint partner flip phone with Romaine they set up while Nick was getting pile drived by a few bulls at Hedonism, and Kayla and Romaine were able to sneak off and get their phones while in Jamaica. This sets off the plan to let Romaine know that she's on her way... and her and Nick are no more.

April & Nick:
These two mother fuckers... strap in folks...
First things first, Nick and April put up all the kids up for adoption. The two both move to West Palm thinking they're going to be the next best guests at Mar-A-Lago. When the two arrive, with Nick thinking that Trump will remember him from being at some random movie showing a year ago wearing a belt from Hot Topic, they're both immediately turned away not only for their wardrobe, but also for their visible sores and being called "The New West Palm Meth Heads." The two retreat to whatever hotel takes them for the night.

The two end up at the Ocean Front Inn in Palm Beach (two star review) where the two are so high and horny. Before even dropping their suitcases, April grabs Nick, starts caressing his bald spot, throws him on the bed, starts to undress, to which Nick starts to remove his pants. A flaccidness seems to have taken over Nick, to which April tries to search their toiletry bag for a "little blue pill." To no avail, no pill. However, a swiss army is found, and April has had enough. Tormented with the thought of another flaccid penis, another night to which she will not be satisfied, April realizes she must take a stand. Nick, still on the bed, at this moment, has passed out from all the whiskey he's drank. April, takes the swiss army knife, and like the sausage being sliced at your local deli, starts to slice of that schiester lawyer's schlongy balldo ding dong... to the point she can finally hold the entire little nigger faggot pickled walnut in her hand... Lorena Bobbett Style.

April accuses him of sexual assault and gets off with a misdemeanor. Nick declares himself pro se, and is a no show in court... DICKLESS.

Also, the kids were all adopted to good homes.

Aaron:
Aaron, in a fit of rage - goes to his son's school during lunch, and professes his love for Kayla in the cafeteria while holding an AR-15... screams out loud his manifesto claiming his undying love for Kayla, and that Nick is to blame for all of the transgressions placed upon Spicer, St. Cloud, the United States, Camelot311, Keanu, and the World. He then proceeds to shoot up the entire school while the lunch lady is serving tater tots and fish sticks, leaving an entire bloody mess of teachers, children, cocktail, and tarter sauce lying everywhere. He then aims the gun into his own revenge porned mouth and shoots himself in the head... and misses... where the lunch lady comes by and dials 911 and holds his brains with a set of St. Cloud recycled napkins.

Epilogue:
Aaron eats everything thru a St. Cloud recycled paper straw and finds out he's developed a dairy allergy and dies because of it.
That's how they found out..........................
Strawberry milkshake.

Edit: grammar.......... and tarter sauce fuckers

2:06:40 Kayla comes on screen with theater and sings....

Of COURSE she'd have a T-shirt from the Broadway musical of The Lion King.

Soooooooo when do we start tryouts for
"REKIETA: A BALLDO MUSICAL"

Edit: formatting

 

[Desktop User2]

I've never seen this. That said, I don't read all the subforums, but as long as I've been reading the Rekieta forums, that shit has always been called out whenever it comes up.

There were plenty of drugging the kid to rape her speculation in the early days of the positive test. The rape fantasies were purged later but it was unbearable at first.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rekieta vs. Drexel begins: Drexel appears to have posted a subtweet mocking Rekieta (note the text plus the object on the table next to the water bottle)



It also appears to be confirmation that Drexel recovered his Balldo from Rekieta's place.

drexs.mp4

If it took being a literal cuck for Drexel to dissociate, that just tells me what kind of 'friends' Nick has. I would hope it would have been the drugs and children, but it would be more horrifying if it were the cuckoldry...

That said, if you check the replies, it sounds like Drexel is bragging about another conquest.

I have a possible lead. Around 6 to 8 months ago, he apparently did a stream where he apparently regretted leaning into degeneracy and the male/female dynamics.

I remember him saying that he leaned too far into it and people hated it, and tuned out. I do not think he admitted any fault, and I think it was more that, 'It is fine for people to watch what they like (and I am totally NOT mad about it!)' of a sentiment.

 

[3MMA]

I have a request - If anyone here knows of a clip or stream with Nick talking about whether he would or wouldn't "go back and do things differently," could you please either send it to me, or point me in the direction of where I could find it?

I would greatly appreciate it frens

I remember him saying that he leaned too far into it and people hated it, and tuned out. I do not think he admitted any fault, and I think it was more that, 'It is fine for people to watch what they like (and I am totally NOT mad about it!)' of a sentiment.

I remember that too. Search the thread from Summer 2023 to January 2024. Iirc, was within a month of the Eric July cope stream (when he realized his blackness on that 7 hour seethe stream.) Pretty sure it was in that era, w/ in a few weeks, give or take. Likely on a Locals stream vs Youtube or Rumble, too. It happened, was noticed, but lots of other funny stuff happened simultaneously so it was buried quickly. Mos def got a mention ITT though as schadenfreude is entertaining. Hope these deets might help.

 

[AnOminous]

There were plenty of drugging the kid to rape her speculation in the early days of the positive test. The rape fantasies were purged later but it was unbearable at first.

The fucked-up thing is we can't even really say that definitely didn't happen. It was just super creepy it was the first place a lot of people went.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

wasn't today the reply to the reply deadline?

What I'm seeing of the filing so far is exceeding my expectations
(I'm not seeing anything)

That said, if you check the replies, it sounds like Drexel is bragging about another conquest.

I still think it's a subtweet after reading all the replies.

 

[Desktop User2]

The fucked-up thing is we can't even really say that definitely didn't happen. It was just super creepy it was the first place a lot of people went.

With a high dose of cocaine? I think it was a pretty safe bet to discard the theory, specially if you are thinking of a first time experience - hence the need to drug the kid - but even so, people insisted waaay too much on it to a very creepy level... I like to believe it was purely a "very online brain" problem tho.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He cannot be making that much money, but it is more than I expected. His last post when he 'got his children back' in early August had about 80 unique user comments (paid feature), so he has at least that many supporters. Multiple that by 4 to be generous, and Nick is barely clearing 1300 USD per month unless there is a huge segment of people not missing 5 USD every month.

Add 150 YouTube memberships in his steady 600-800 viewer base at a 3-5 dollar rate and a few hundred dollars of Superchats, and Nick might clear 2000 per month--24000 per annum.

Double that again, and he is barely making farm labour wages according the Bureau of Labour Statistics for Minnesota.

You forget he has a Patreon which has 37 people giving him $206 a month (about $5.50 each, I assume most of these people have forgotten it). That’s passive income, I think it used to be $500 at the start of 2022.

That’s enough for an 8-ball every month! Even if Nick isn’t rolling the donos, his pay pigs can still supply him with some booger sugar.

 

[House Cat]

Over/Under balldo nigger will stream tonight?!

He said "probably Friday." It's 12:05 AM EST.

Still no YouTube or Rumble stream created as of this moment . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

[Bepis]

Over/Under balldo nigger will stream tonight?!

He said "probably Friday." It's 12:05 AM EST.

Still no YouTube or Rumble stream created as of this moment . . . . . . . . . . . .

My money's on no. He's scared of the big bad chat asking about his filing. Sad, pathetic even.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I remember him saying that he leaned too far into it and people hated it, and tuned out. I do not think he admitted any fault, and I think it was more that, 'It is fine for people to watch what they like (and I am totally NOT mad about it!)' of a sentiment.

I remember that too. Search the thread from Summer 2023 to January 2024. Iirc, was within a month of the Eric July cope stream (when he realized his blackness on that 7 hour seethe stream.) Pretty sure it was in that era, w/ in a few weeks, give or take. Likely on a Locals stream vs Youtube or Rumble, too. It happened, was noticed, but lots of other funny stuff happened simultaneously so it was buried quickly. Mos def got a mention ITT though as schadenfreude is entertaining. Hope these deets might help.

Perfect! That should do nicely.

Thank you very much.

 

[thebigdream]

Over/Under balldo nigger will stream tonight?!

He said "probably Friday." It's 12:05 AM EST.

Still no YouTube or Rumble stream created as of this moment . . . . . . . . . . . .

Not even Bossman would take these odds