💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

Jagoff [About Harris] She is lidurly quoting Marxism's playbook!

What is a Marxism playbook?
Marxism as interpreted by Mao Zedong? Vladimir Lenin? Joseph Stalin? Pol Pot? Ho Chi Minh? Karl Marx himself?
Believe it or not vastly different interpretations exist. China's brand of Nationalism-Marxism is wholly different to Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin's, or the more modern western anarchists.

A playbook like this literally doesn't exist. It's retard schizoid shit who doesn't know what they're talking about. It's like saying America's establishment of foreign bases or Korea's sick cooperate systems are playing by the capitalist handbook.
Pure delusion.

 

[Pig Cups]

The entire house looks like it was a cheap spec home made too look like an expensive custom home.

Every time I see those words, I think of Carmela and her idiotic spec house adventure in The Sopranos.


Too bad Jr. and a pregnant Bri aren’t living there. It’d make Tony’s line about the roof caving in and killing “that fuckin’ unborn baby any day” so deliciously parallel and apt.

This fat retard says he taste the exact farm the streak was from and it hasn't been processed?

This provoked imagery of Jack lying in the stockyards described in Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle, consuming manure-saturated earth, and giggling as he molests the cows.

It also reminds me of the TOM JERKS PIGS copypasta from @AnOminous, provided you substitute Tom for Jack, the pig out for a cow, etc.

Spoiler: Text

TOM JERKS OFF PIGS. HE GETS DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND CRAWLS THROUGH THE PIGPISS MUD SLOP AND SNUGGLES UP TO THE PIG, HIS FINGERS TRACING ALONG IT’S BELLY UNTIL HE FINDS IT’S COCK. HE BEGINS TUGGING AND STROKING AS HIS DICK HARDENS, HIS MOOBS WOBBLING AND HIS NIPPLES BEGIN TO STICK OUT LIKE ERASERS ON A FRESH #2 PENCIL. HE GRUNTS WITH SATISFACTION AS THE PIG BEGINS EAGERLY THRUSTING INTO HIS HAND, HIS GRIP NOW TIGHTENING TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE PIG’S GREASY CORKSCREW COCK. HE LOWERS HIS HEAD TO WATCH THE COCK WORK IN HIS HAND, GROANS WITH SATISFACTION AND BEGINS WORKING HIS ASSHOLE WITH HIS OTHER MUDDY HAND, HIS HIPS GYRATING WITH THE RHYTHM OF THE PIG’S THRUSTING. “OH FUCKING JESUS GOD YES..” HE GASPS. HE CHANGES POSITIONS, STILL MAINTAINING CONTROL OF THE FEVERISHLY THRUSTING COCK AS THE PIG’S SQUEALING INTENSIFIES. HE LEANS FORWARD AND WITH HIS LIPS ALMOST TOUCHING THE PIG’S EAR, HE WHISPERS GULICK'S NAME AND BEGINS TO SHUDDER. HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION AGAIN TO THE PIGS SWOLLEN MEMBER ROCKING IN HIS HAND. HE PRESSES IT BETWEEN HIS HAND AND HIS FACE, THE PIG THRUSTING IT AGAINST HIS CHEEKS AS HE DROOLS. WITH A MASSIVE GRUNT AND A HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL, THE PIG’S BALLS EXPLODE, BEGINNING A MASSIVE SHOWER OF HOT, SOUR PIG JIZZ. TOM CUPS ONE HAND UNDER THE FOUNTAIN OF STEAMING GENETIC MATERIAL GATHERING IT IN HIS HAND AS THE THRUSTING COMES TO AN END. THE PIG SHUDDERS AND BEGINS TO WALK TO THE TROUGH OF SLOP IN THE CORNER OF IT’S PEN, BUT TOM TACKLES IT TO THE GROUND. HE LIFTS IT’S TAIL AND SMEARS THE HANDFUL OF PIG LOAD INTO THE PIG’S OWN FETID BUTTHOLE, TURNING FLAKES OF CRUSTY PIG SHIT INTO A PIGSHIT-PIGJIZZ MUD SLOP ON THE PIGS ASS. NOW HE TILTS HIS HEAD TO THE SKY AND SCREAMS GULICK'S FULL NAME, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES. HE SLAMS HIS FACE FULL FORCE INTO THE PIG’S BUTTHOLE AND IT’S WREATH OF SHITSEMEN PUDDING, HIS TONGUE MACHINE GUN FLICKING THE RIM AND THEN BURYING ITSELF TO THE HILT INSIDE THE PIG’S HOT COLON. TOM WORKS HIS TONGUE AROUND THE INSIDE OF THE PIGS ASS, ANDTHEN AS A FEW INCOHERENT SYLLABLES ESCAPED HIS NOW BROWN LIPS, SPURTS OF MALE EJACULATE SPURT FROM HIS PULSATING COCK. EXHAUSTED, HE COLLAPSES IN THE MUD, ROLLS OVER ONTO HIS BACK, AND LIGHTS A CIGARETTE. HE TAKES ONE LONG DRAG, LOOKS AGAIN TO THE SKY,AND SPEAKS HIS NAME ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP. THAT’S TOM. TOM DOES THAT.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pure delusion.

What’s especially retarded about him saying this is that Kamala Harris is far too shallow to be ideological. She’s quite happy to be the mascot for those who are really calling the shots. Bitch is not that deep.

 

[King Dead]

Pretty sure the guy was probably referring to ESPN and not the Fox sports networks, which is owned by Disney and comes as part of many TV packages, as well as having the highest carriage fees of any network by far (according to this article, $9.42 a month). Since Jack is a boomer who likely still pays for cable, he's probably paying Disney nearly ten bucks a month without realizing it. Oh, the angy stroke face he'd make if he realized!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.



And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why?

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

I don't get the "it's September" thing any more than anyone else probably does - like duh, yes, it's September. But that's clearly a yellow shirt.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't get the "it's September" thing any more than anyone else probably does - like duh, yes, it's September. But that's clearly a yellow shirt.

I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

My questions about the reversion to an unshaven head and brown goatee still stand.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I don't get the "it's September" thing any more than anyone else probably does - like duh, yes, it's September.

It's just more engagement farming, like he's a alfalfa farmer in the Atacama.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

Yet another dumb pointless post by Jackoff. LIDURLY every thought that comes into his stroke brain, he posts.

Pretty sure everyone knows what fucking day it is, because it's Labor Day. But Jack hasn't worked in 20+ years, so he doesn't appreciate a holiday. And he doesn't have any friends, so it's not like he was going to go to a cookout or anything anyway.

Or maybe he could do actual relevant content, like a cookoff between different brands of hot dogs or burgers. But yeah, let's just post some pre dementia babble.

 

[AltisticRight]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

Unless you have no job and no life, you know what the date is.
What a pathetic pointless post. Scalfatty's posts are waste of data. It's really time for this issue to solve itself once and for all.

 

[Tiresome]

We're now only days, DAYS, from Jack absolutely raging at seeing Christmas decorations in stores early, whether or not they actually exist (Jack barely goes anywhere that's not to stuff his face), because Jack Russell Scalfani is a fat, retarded, greedy, fake Christian hypocrite.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I wonder how Jack would react to that some leeburl jesus fan who didn't hate homosexuals like his younger son or the niggers.

Fatty is a repressed homosexual that traded his lust for dick and transferred it to food and Jesus. But you can tell he still wants to be sucking on a dick. That tongue action when he sticks his tongue out first is classic cocksucking behavior before trying to throat one.

 

[Adamska]

We're now only days, DAYS, from Jack absolutely raging at seeing Christmas decorations in stores early, whether or not they actually exist (Jack barely goes anywhere that's not to stuff his face), because Jack Russell Scalfani is a fat, retarded, greedy, fake Christian hypocrite.

It's comical, since he also is obsessed with Christmas due to all the fud he can shovel down his throat. He's exactly the sort of person who pre-emptively celebrates it because he knows it's when he gets stuff.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

The fact that Jack feels the need to post shit with a shirtless Bitmoji is incredibly creepy to me. Fucking why? I was viewing the image with Night Mode activated on my phone and it appeared like a shirtless pic. My bad.

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And why is the Bitmoji’s goatee no longer grey? Why does his head have brown stubble? I mean I know why — Jack is stupid. But I wonder how he rationalizes all this to himself.

My Hebraic friend…I think you should do a Jack php at some point. It’s the most damning roast one can do on the farms .

Yet another dumb pointless post by Jackoff. LIDURLY every thought that comes into his stroke brain, he posts.

Pretty sure everyone knows what fucking day it is, because it's Labor Day. But Jack hasn't worked in 20+ years, so he doesn't appreciate a holiday. And he doesn't have any friends, so it's not like he was going to go to a cookout or anything anyway.

Or maybe he could do actual relevant content, like a cookoff between different brands of hot dogs or burgers. But yeah, let's just post some pre dementia babble.

I’m surprised that Jack isn’t bitching about the socialist roots of Labor Day…..”nobody wants to work anymore! “

 

[Major]

Fatty is a repressed homosexual that traded his lust for dick and transferred it to food and Jesus. But you can tell he still wants to be sucking on a dick. That tongue action when he sticks his tongue out first is classic cocksucking behavior before trying to throat one.

The way he sticks his tongue out before shovelling the beloved meat in to his gullet belies his phallic desires.

 

[biggacracka]

I’m surprised that Jack isn’t bitching about the socialist roots of Labor Day…..”nobody wants to work anymore! “

"It's funny that on LABOR day no one wants to WORK [OBJ] [OBJ]"
*insert fag bitmoji here*

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"It's funny that on LABOR day no one wants to WORK [OBJ] [OBJ]"
*insert fag bitmoji here*

Like anybody other than Hammy and Hammy Jr actually work in that family.

 

[Flonominal88]

We're now only days, DAYS, from Jack absolutely raging at seeing Christmas decorations in stores early, whether or not they actually exist (Jack barely goes anywhere that's not to stuff his face), because Jack Russell Scalfani is a fat, retarded, greedy, fake Christian hypocrite.

How long until he starts stroking himself to the Jack Skellington displays?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I’m surprised that Jack isn’t bitching about the socialist roots of Labor Day…..”nobody wants to work anymore! “

That would require Jack to know a little bit about the history of the labor movement, which according to Jack on his last stream, would take him years to learn. Somehow he is unable to take his own advice and “Google it thx”.

 

[biggacracka]

That would require Jack to know a little bit about the history of the labor movement, which according to Jack on his last stream, would take him years to learn. Somehow he is unable to take his own advice and “Google it thx”.

You misunderstood, it would take fatty years to google it because he's too retarded