💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Strix454]

Why would he be selling? Is this due to his parents selling it up?

He tried last winter to con Aaron into buying it. He is desperate to sell because its likely his last big asset and the only place he can generate cash quickly from.

Someone might be able to get it for half the asking price. Nick is broke and now desperate.

 

[Preacher ✝]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl

It's a shame its in the failed state of Minnesota. The California of the North.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's a nice house, actually. Too bad it'd be priced high to oblivion

When interest rates were low that property would've had bidding wars in excess of $1 mill in many if not most parts of the US.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I like how most of this document is exactly on this level. No legal analysis needed beyond "kill yourself retard." I have seen better arguments from pro se criminal defendants. Sov cits even. This is just trash.

The vast majority of the document is turned ove rthe Barnes and the barneswalkers retarded 2a crusade.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Note that Aaron said that Nick wanted to sell the house for a while.

Aaron said Nick wanted to sell the house to Aaron and April (probably with an eye to double-dip when April later divorced Aaron) and the Rekietas asked the previous tenants to leave. Around March, Rekieta started talking about the extension to his house again.

I wouldn't 100% conclude anything about the timing of the posting, but it is interesting.

Is this the spare house the Hotwife was staying at? Is Balldo moving her onto the main campus?

Yes, this is where April was staying.

Anyway, I don't get why he's selling a chunk of his property unless money is tight. You don't live in a middle of nowhere surrounded with nature if you like the idea of having neighbors almost right on top of you. Do you guys think everything is good between Nick and Kayla? The timing seems pretty odd.

They are adjacent but technically separate properties on different streets. There's a lot of land between the two houses

 

[The Auditor]

I wonder if Nick's plan is to claim it was the 16 year olds coke and say he had it in the safe because they found it in his room and locked it away.. somehow get off by implicating him

 

[Goatchoker]

It always makes me laugh when Minnesota houses go up for sale.
Oak trim.
White walls.
Guaranteed.

ETA: its a LARGE house for the price but I’m not a non practicing lawyer who can afford 2 houses not in the main area of town with raccoons and wildlife, maybe a pond? Its a cute place though.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Aaron said Nick wanted to sell the house to Aaron and April (probably with an eye to double-dip when April later divorced Aaron) and the Rekietas asked the previous tenants to leave. Around March, Rekieta started talking about the extension to his house again.

He probably owes Randazza that much for the failed Montegraph defamation defense.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I've heard there's 2 tons of cocaine buried on the property, make back your investment.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think it's that this shitty document is not drafted to convince the court, but to cater to the whiny retard that is Nick Rekieta, so it's tailored to appease his soulful pining over his gay lover even though it's completely irrelevant to the case.

That was my thought with the reply to Null's motion.

So much of that, as is the case again here, reads like it's more for public consumption than court consumption.

He tried last winter to con Aaron into buying it. He is desperate to sell because its likely his last big asset and the only place he can generate cash quickly from.

Someone might be able to get it for half the asking price. Nick is broke and now desperate.

Agreed. His streaming income is in the toilet and lawyers aren't cheap (especially Randazza).

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It really depends on the area and the state. A condemned crack shack in California might cost over $1,000,000 while a mansion in Oklahoma or wherever might be $300k or so.

A 1 story, 1 bath house (600sqft) is like 80k in Shelby Montana. It's also isolated as fuck, like 6k people total in the county lmao.

450k in CA (973 sqft):

410k in rural CO: (7.5 acres)

 

[Lubby Smith]

The affidavit references Aaron's statements, but at the end of the first paragraph in the case background section, Pomplun indicates that before he had ever viewed one of Aaron's shows, he got the mandatory report from the pastor. Saying it was established "almost entirely" through his statements seems way too generous.

Sure, but the report is from a week prior and makes no mention of when the possible drug use took place. It's mentioned in passing because it's not very important.

On the other hand, the affidavit explains at length how Aaron, a close associate of Nick's who spends time in his home, alleged drug use the night prior to getting the warrant.

I have no idea how the prosecutor in the post I was responding to could claim that probable cause "did not rely on Aaron Imholte whatsoever."

 

[Finger Pistols]

The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.

Looks like hiring one of the most expensive defamation lawyers for his lost defamation case really did pay off, huh?
The rates on all the lawyers he must be paying must have made a significant dent on their finances. I wonder if he's now considering representing himself if money is tight. That would be a top tier move to own the Kiwi chuds for sure

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Actually a really nice house, i’m honestly kinda surprised.

 

[Father Time]

looks like a really nice place to live ngl


Kayla's girlboss attorney from Big Stone County made her first appearance literally within hours of the listing going up.

Time for the scuffed realtor appraisal

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

I don't get his part about April being Mirandized. Can't you loose your "Miranda rights" if you respond willingly? If he made the question she should not have responded at all.

Yes, when exercising your right to remain silent it is on you to actually remain silent. It's really weak unless the officer did something extraordinary to dupe her into talking. I think this is part of the broader "look how badly this warrant was executed, they were even doing Miranda violations" strategy to muddy the waters when it seems pretty clear from what we have that the warrant was valid. The only non-retarded point I saw was that they can't just have her blabbing about Rekieta's crimes on tape in evidence without also putting her on the stand and making her testify.

 

[where's baldo]

what kind of disclosures are necessary when buying a house from someone tangled up in drug charges?

 

[Jungle Strike]

What if Nick's 2nd property going up for sale is just a formality for his parents to buy & move into it, with reference to his scheme of having them move in their so the hatchlings will be with his parents & nearby?

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

So does this mean Kayla is divorcing Nick? And will she throw him under the bus in the criminal trial?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What a nice house. It probably has cocaine in the walls.