Goddamn it Pat, Rogue One is the only Disney Star Wars thing that I like, and now you've ruined it by wanting to hump it and now I won't be able to watch it ever again.
He's into things, child. I think Jennifer is trying to say "you just don't know female anatomy, child"
I think Pat's trying to say that whoever he's talking to can't clock trannies because they're correctly calling his "pecks" bitchtits, so they must take a lot of trannies home and be upset when they see a dick instead of a vagene at the end of the night. Much like the rest of Pat's attempts at cutting humor, it's dumb, obtuse, and only makes him look like a bigger asshole than usual.
Piggy is looking more and more like Vlad Harkonnen every day. Those ballooned images that get posted everywhere are becoming a prophecy for how he is going to look after the next long cold Wisconsin winter.
Always found it funny how he wants to regulate AR-15s but has a (civilian) P90, which is even more so a firearm specifically developed for the military with the express purpose of military applications.
Nobody is trying to kill him.
That last clip never ceases to make me cringe. It amazes me that 4 billions of evolution and countless wars/pestilence has managed to produce that thing. Note: He is still at it.
Fake as hell. You're just stupid baby child.
The fuck is wrong with that hair? I was immediately reminded of this:range
and !If I'm not mistaken that's from an old stand up he did with his women abuser friend, right? Fortunately it was all already archived here (I couldn't find the specific post now but I'm 100% certain it is here somewhere).
OH GOD PUT THE HAT BACK ON MY LORD AND SAVIOR I TAKE EVERY THING I SAID ABOUT THE BACKWARDS CAP BACK PUT IT ON PUT IT ON
I saw that guy at a festival one time. He's a guitarist or something. I recognized him by that stupid birthmark and asked if he was that Star Wars guy and he laughed and said yeah that's me.